A college-aged woman licking an ice-cream cone; letting the liquefied portion drip over her lapping tongue.

Jesus.

Young women recording their flapping and clapping buttocks twerking in yoga-pants.

Oh Boy.

A brunette walking towards me with her low-cut blouse and jostling, milky tits plotting their escape.

Lord help me.

I rush home, turn on my T.V in time for the news. No problem right?

The fucking newscaster has pouty, glossy lips, a husky voice and a gaping mouth.

I unzip my pants, slide them down, and then shrug.

“Fuck it; might as well.”