Temptations all around me

I am surrounded by the pull

To lick every inch 

Tonguing to the core

How can I break free 

From this frustration 

Must I always be 

Craving a world of sensations

Do I need it?

Will it hurt?

Must I taste it?

Does it spurt?

Oh the many forms of wonder 

Some big and some small 

Do you understand my hesitation 

The combination of two balls!

What will they think

When they understand my dilemma

That I don’t crave a males appendage 

No that’s not it big fella 

I do crave something 

That sounds so comically similar 

It’s the devil chocolate ones 

With the cream in the center 

My favorite midnight snack

That brings a happy song 

It’s that damn packaged sweet 

The mighty Hostess Ding Dong!