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Posted: 02 Feb 2014 05:18
Wasting Time

A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
The son replied, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was the President of The United States."
Posted: 28 Jan 2014 08:40
thanks for the add
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Posted: 01 Jan 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 31 Dec 2013 16:28
Thanks for the add
Posted: 31 Dec 2013 04:49
2 Quickies

1. The Blind Date

"How was your blind date?" the co-ed asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" she answered. "He showed up driving a 1952 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's wrong with that?"
"He's the original owner!"

2. Magic

"Mom," said Jeffrey, "can I go over to Little Johnny's house and watch the magic show?"
"What are you talking about, dear?" asked his mother.
"She must be really good 'cause Johnny heard his mom tell her friend that she got $600 for doing six tricks last night!"
Posted: 29 Dec 2013 20:04
ty 4 accepting d request! hope to chat soon wd u!
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Posted: 25 Dec 2013 23:33
thanks for adding me hope we can talk soon
Posted: 23 Dec 2013 08:05
ow A Christmas Tradition Began

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, Santa found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, Santa accidentally dropped the cider pot, breaking it into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then, the doorbell rang and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened it, and there was a little angel with a great big Xmas tree.
The angel cheerfully said, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Xmas tree.
Posted: 22 Dec 2013 19:51
You are beautiful. You are innocent, yet very, very sexy
Posted: 21 Dec 2013 19:37
Would someone please point out a flaw on this girl. I can't find anything.
Posted: 21 Dec 2013 04:08
Thanks for the hope to talk soon ;-)
Posted: 21 Dec 2013 02:10
Hi, thank you for your friendship

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