Hey there I'm a 50 year old Male from Texas here for fun chat. I don't usually say hello first, unless we are friends, because I know how easily panties bunch up if you do. I welcome you to say hi. There are a few things that if you are into I am probably gonna be way to boring for you.

Would I like you to shit or piss in my general vicinity, no I would not! Do I want to act like we are family members, or you like kids, hell no! Do I want us to dress up like squirrels while you play with my nuts? No, well.......no! Would I like to put a ball gag in your mouth, suspend you from the rafters in a rubber suit filled with green jello and beat you with a bamboo rod? No, no I would not! Do I wanna tie you up like a baby calf like I'm some kind of cowboy at a Wyoming Dude ranch? Nope! Do I want to see how far my arm can fit up your ass while you suck a basketball. No, no I do not!

Anyway I'm pretty easy going (unless you are a stage 5 clinger) and would prefer to have a good time while on here, so I look forward to chatting with you, no not you, you over there, yea, right there, you, no you, oh forget it.

Favorite Books
eye due knot reed accept fore storys on hear.

Favorite Music
Rock and Roll baby \m/