With or without a partner?

Lush really has almost every category imaginable, but we might be able to add a humor category. It's really the only thing I can think of!

My husband and a 5 star hotel!

Wowcow frozen yogurt--Devil's Food and Old Fashioned Vanilla

Phineas and Ferb, my favorite cartoon!

Far Behind, Candlebox

Can all the other teachers on Lush join me and we'll set up cyber school..very exclusive and expensive, very smart cyber uniforms with a relevant cyber curriculum. Of course everyone on Lush will need to contribute to a cyber education tax. Be warned.

I'm in! All of those cyber babies will eventually need cyber educations!

Going to California

Condescension, definitely!

A lovely Chardonnay

I once fell in love with a toy. The use of which gave me such joy. But the batteries died, And after I cried, I went out and got a real boy. The boy has a wonderful cock. With it, my world he does rock! He gives me such pleasure. His cock I do treasure. And now I just fuck him non-stop!...

Added 13 May 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 375 | 12 Comments

Long before I saw your face I fell in love with you. Your voice unheard, it mattered not, My feelings only grew. Your written words, not for me, So tender and so true Had touched my heart and made me yearn To reach out to you. I hesitated. I’d been hurt.  Was scared to love anew. Yet haunted by sentiments read, Knew what I must do. With trembling fingers began to type. Still...

Added 23 Apr 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 438 | 12 Comments

Since my husband and I got married nearly eight years ago, I’ve become very good friends with his business partner’s wife, Chloe. Chloe is 44, tall and tan, with long blonde hair, D cup implants and an amazing body for a woman in her 40s. She's not bi like me, but she is adventurous and loves to have fun. A few years ago, while vacationing in Cancun, I drunkenly French kissed Chloe on a...

Added 02 Feb 2013 | Category Toys | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 5,083 | 19 Comments

I will play the pawn  For others no more. Never again be used  To settle a score. Make a lover jealous Or fill a void. Valued only for how I can be employed. So easily manipulated, Sacrificial and weak. Passive accomplice To the havoc they wreak. Yet, somehow survived To cross the board. The endgame nears, I’ve earned my reward. Promoted to queen, Most powerful piece. ...

Added 27 Jan 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 268 | 17 Comments

Don’t tell me you love me. Don’t toy with my head. None of this is real. It’s all just pretend. We’ll never meet. We’ll never touch. We’ll never have more Than this long-distance lust. We’ll talk on the phone. I’ll giggle, you’ll laugh. But this kind of fun Is not meant to last. Let’s have our good time And enjoy what we do. Your needs will be met And mine will be too. You...

Added 20 Jan 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 352 | 15 Comments

You pierced my soul and invaded my heart. I can't get you out of my head. Words spoken to you long ago Yet as true today as then. But its been so long since I've heard your voice, Since you told me to cum for you. Days, weeks, months go by Yet still my heart won't heal. I've cried, I've tried to fill the void With wine, with friends, with sex. Nothing helps, nothing works, The...

Added 25 Nov 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 475 | 13 Comments

I fall asleep waiting for you, wearing nothing but white stockings, an anal plug and nipple clamps. It feels as though I've been waiting for you forever, but its probably not been very long. My body and mind, so aroused and tense, have given out and I've dozed off. I don't hear you enter the room, or even sense your presence, until I feel a gentle tug on my nipples. The pleasureful pain...

Added 03 Nov 2012 | Category BDSM | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.47 | Views 1,242 | 9 Comments