Wassup people, my real name is John, im from the north East of England but i'm actually living in Australia at present on a working holiday, this country is fabulous. Erm...ok about me. Im a really social person, love meeting new people and making new friends, i enjoy drinking and probably party way to much, but hell I enjoy it. I have tons of friends back in England, and im making new ones here in Oz, my life has taken on a whole new adventure! I love having a laugh and a joke with people, im really outgoing, have a great sense of humor and find it easy to mix in :). Im also a big fan of gaming and online stuff, i spend waaaay too much time on the internet lol, and i used to play ps3 alot too (too bad i sold it when i left for Oz), but yeah love my video game, particularly Final Fantasy, love stuff like that!. Privately I guess you could say im a very sexual person, in fact sex i think is probably the best thing life has to offer! Ive considered doing erotic writing for a while now, sure porn can be fun to watch but i think words actually hold far more power and can have a greater effect on people. I just stumbled across this site purely by accident, i was just looking for some erotic stories to read, when i saw this site i was intrigued, and thought it would be something fun to try my hand at it, and see what people of think of both me and my writing. I happy to make friends and have some good banter here, but im not looking for anything in particular, sure i would chat and message if i like somebody, and i'll uploading some pics so people can see who i am, but they wont naked pics or anything, dont wanna come across pervy lol, if u want to get to know me better then there are other ways of doing that. One thing i will ask, is if you send me a request, please have some pics where i can see who you are, and i dont mean a little thumbnail where i have to get the binoculars out just to see you properly, theres nothing worse than a faceless profile, how am i suppost to know if i like you or not? If i really like somebody, they might be lucky enough to get my facebook. Anyways lets just see how it goes, and if u wanna know anything more about me, just ask, i dont bite, unless u want me too! lol :) Likes: Laughter, Sambuca, Vodka, John Smiths, Kopparberg, Me Mates, Comedy, Dance, Rock, Indie, Newcastle United, Audi, BMW, Porsche, Spag bol, Pizza, Lasagne, Slash, Steven Tyler, Axl Rose, Wwe wrestling, UFC, Ricky Hatton, PS3, Final Fantasy, Mock the Week, Stewie & Brian Griffin, Inbetweeners, Celebrity Juice, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Fearne Cotton, Cheryl Cole, Natalie Portman, Golf, Gym, keeping fit, Sleeping, being paid, Weekends, Formula 1, and of course partying like a rockstar! :-) Dislikes: Injustice, bullies, ignorance, people who put others down, being skint, Kerry Katona, Ndubs, Katie Price, Jeremy Kyle, Liver, sprouts, kidney, rave music, Whiskey, Justin Bieber, Glee, My name is Earl, Fernando Alonso, being bored, Petrol prices, insurance companies, politicians, Hospitals, Hangovers and Mondays! I like many of the stories and catagories on the site, but I wont go near incest, yeah i know we might all be horny people here, but there is a line that I just dont cross. If you like incest, fine whatever, go with that, i dont judge anybody, its just not my thing personally. I will say that I like flirty and naughty chat, who doesnt, thats all good fun, but actual "cyber" sex doesnt do anything for me, i simply have no interest in it.
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Marilyn Monroe! What body is better than that!!! Phoenix Marie blows her out of water...
I think thats for you to decide, so no....And just because the stereotypes say that women prefer older men, why should it not also work in reverse? Im 24 (and actually most of this happened when i was younger), and i've had sex with several women in their mid 30's (got an older woman thing see ;)). Ok, i've never actually had a serious relationship with one, however, its been some of the best sex of my life, even better than, i have to say, than with girls my own age. And I always think, if the sex is great, then the other stuff is natural progression and should follow, if you want it too. Emotions aren't reliant on age imo...
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oh and the damn video games...really after 18...get a life!...super HUGE big ass turn...offwow only three.....lmaogreat great thread!!! This is the wierdest thing for me, i really dont understand it. We're not suppost to like video games, Its the largest entertainment industry in the world, and we're suppost to not to enjoy them. Its pumped full of money and improved as fast as any other consumer technology, not only that, but games can be complex, in depth, and difficult to master, too difficult for children, which ironically, means video games are suited better to adults that they are to youngsters! And given that tons of games have adult themes, and are rated 18+, its so weird that people think its ok to think about adults and video games in this way. (PS: Guys find chick that are into video games, one of the biggest turns on's there can be).
I think this is a poor question, honestly, im not going to answer it, its a ridiculous question. What I will say however, that out of men and women, women are far more sexual creatures. That does not mean they are better at sex than men. (How can one be better than the other, sex is a dual experience.) It means they are more emotional, sensual, physically desirable, at least to appear to, enjoy the act of sex, more than a man does. (Not that men don't love it). A womans orgasm is a thing of beauty, and their sexual lure is what makes them the goddesses they are. Men can indeed share some of those traits, but woman a far more ready to confess somebody from the same sex attractive, even if they are totally straight, and that why sexuality is something that i feel empowers woman to a greater extent than men.
"Its All Too Much" - I dont know what album its from, but its at the end of the movie "Yellow Submarine".....actually maybe its from the Yellow Submarine album, i'm not sure...
This topic has been repeated about 100 times bro, theres are tons of Brits here, quite a generous proportion of the forum anyway. And yes i'm English, County Durham if you really want to know, although I live in Australia at the moment...
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I tried it a couple of times, i have to say, its pretty poor. I only really did it because I was staying with my uncle and he had so little download allowance i couldn't go on porn vids lol. Good stories are way better, and even without them, i'd rather have an honest chat with somebody intresting, that turns flirty/naughty. At least it feels real and your getting to know the person on some level. Cyber sex is just so damn dull, i dont understanding how people can be entertained by it, the experience could persuade a glass-eye to go sleep. Utilising the internet for Cyber sex is the equivalent for phoning your favourite Chinese take-away and ordering just the Prawn Crackers...
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