About BallChinian

Married and started writing stories for my wife. We don't screw outdoors and many of my fantasies are based on this. The threat of being seen, the sun on her naked body, the feeling of the breeze... all turn-ons.

Date Joined:
05 Jan 2013
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16 Feb 2014 (63 days ago)
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Baseball, Kung fu, volunteering my time to community interests, technology, script writing, getting a lot of people to pull together and focus on something productive
Favorite Books:
Ender's Game, Outliers, Odyssey, To Kill a Mockingbird, Cyberpunk
Favorite Authors:
Sanderson, Gibson
Favorite Movies:
Dumb and Dumber, Star Wars, Glory, Hot Tub Time Machine, Jaws, Army of Darkness, Braveheart, Blackhawk Down
Favorite Music:
Pearl Jam, Oingo Boingo, Foo Fighters, Metallica
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Topic: Top Ten Fucket List -2013
Posted: 21 Jan 2014 08:28


Let’s say for the sake of fantasy that I had the best year of any male ever and made it through my entire 2013 list. Time for some new goals! Hello 2014!

Fucket #10: Margot Robbie
A newcomer who made a splash in The Wolf of Wall Street. She is a stunning young beauty.

http://upload.lushstories.com/2132930838-10-Margot Robbie.jpg

Fucket #9: Lucy Liu
This Asian hottie has been a favorite since seeing her in Shanghai Noon as Princess Pei Pei. Funny stuff… and very easy on the eyes! Once she was on Charlie’s Angels she went to 11.

http://upload.lushstories.com/975319890-9-Lucy Liu.jpg

Fucket #8: Natalie Dormer
Natalie grew on me through The Tudors. Her quirky smile was annoying initially but after a while it became endearing. By the time she was on Game of Thrones, she became full blown sexy.

http://upload.lushstories.com/230782724-8-Natalie Dormer.jpg

Fucket #7: Emilia Clarke
Here’s another "Game of Thrones" alum. Before playing the role of Daenerys, I had never seen her before. She is the perfect mix of attractive and normal. She’s like the girl next door except she is naked a lot and plays with dragons. Sweet!

http://upload.lushstories.com/426738190-7-Emilia Clarke.jpg

Fucket #6: Adrianne Palicki
Adrianne was a stand out in the TV show Friday Night Lights. Besides having a stunning face, she has one of the best backsides I’ve ever seen….. hence the two pictures. Sharing is caring!

http://upload.lushstories.com/648940882-6-Adrianne Palicki.jpg

http://upload.lushstories.com/1838892110-6-Adrianne Palicki extra.jpg

Fucket #5: Jennifer Morrison
Morrison is my geeky beauty. She has turned herself into more of a bombshell but I remember her back in Stir of Echoes with the big bulky jacket and heavy rim glasses. Then showing up in House, she instantly became a personal favorite. I can’t get enough of geeky gals!

http://upload.lushstories.com/518456966-5-Jennifer Morrison.jpg

Fucket #4: Jennifer Lawrence
This is the gal every guy wants to bring home to the parents. She is interesting, funny and down to earth. It just so happens that she has a rocking body and eyes that suck you right in. Sure, there are pictures of her all dolled up but I dig that she looks hot even when walking down the street after a workout.

http://upload.lushstories.com/53106420-4-Jennifer Lawrence.jpg

Fucket #3: Alexis Knapp
Ok, Pitch Perfect is a guilty pleasure. A bunch of hot chicks belting out songs…nice. Although it was a tough call, the pick of the litter is Alexis Knapp. Before this film I had never seen her. Clearly a dancer, she uses those long legs and rocking assets to steal the show.

http://upload.lushstories.com/1188457489-3-Alexis Knapp.jpg

Fucket #2: Berenice Marlohe
Another newcomer. I couldn’t keep my eyes off this beauty. I have a thing for women that are happa (in this case half Asian half Western). Berenice is just so stunning. She also has the best set of hips out of this entire lineup. That hourglass shape is intoxicating!

http://upload.lushstories.com/662196042-2-Berenice Marlohe.jpg

Fucket #1: Teresa Palmer
What’s not to like about Teresa? Just plain hot! She lands at the #1 spot this year, previously held by Olivia Wilde. Want to see how stunning she can be? Watch her in Restraint and Warm Bodies. Two totally different types of film but it does not really matter. She tops this list and it would be a tough decision to choose between her and Olivia Wilde if given a choice. Heck, this is my fantasy… I’ll just take both.

http://upload.lushstories.com/2035453275-1-Teresa Palmer.jpg

Thanks for going along with my list if you read this far! It was fun putting it together.

Topic: Car Sex Games
Posted: 14 Apr 2013 17:40

Does anyone out there have car sex games? I'm not looking for the standard "road head". I'm looking for something fun that my wife and I can play on a road trip. I'm pretty comfortable getting jerked off while driving so I can be 100% safe with this activity. Having her ride me while driving wouldn't work though as I don't want to die.

Topic: Study of 10,000 Pornstars, makes for some interesting reading
Posted: 18 Feb 2013 19:19

Fun read. It's amazing how the burnout rate has increased in the last 10 years.

Topic: How slutty are you? http://www.okcupid.com/the-slut-test
Posted: 18 Feb 2013 19:07

51% damn, I have some catching up to do.

Topic: BJ or 2 women giving you a hand job?
Posted: 18 Feb 2013 18:48

Well, being a married man, a BJ by one woman isn't uncommon. A handjob by two... Well that would mean something quite interesting happened in the household.

Topic: Boobs squished on glass!!
Posted: 18 Feb 2013 18:45

Holy cow! How did I miss this one. Add in some ass squished on glass and my evening itinerary is set.

Topic: Have you ever masturbated to a sex scene in a mainstream movie.....
Posted: 18 Feb 2013 18:42

American Pie when the gal is masturbating on the bed got a round for sure. Amy Smart in Road Trip was a winner also. Throw in some Roller Girl and I'm set.

Topic: Glee
Posted: 18 Feb 2013 18:39

Saw the first season then it took a turn for the worse. Too much drama and not enough singing.

Topic: I guess there is no special place to
Posted: 18 Feb 2013 18:36

Welcome to the fun!

Topic: Mega pod of dolphins spotted off California - 100K of them!
Posted: 18 Feb 2013 18:35

Wow. That is hard to believe. What an amazing sight!

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Stories Published By BallChinian
How Can I Say I Love You

How can I say I love you Side by side Life passing by Lost in the imagination of the day How can I say I love you So wonderful So beautiful Eyes sparkling under the sun's ray You are my one You are my everything Today, tomorrow You make my spirit sing How can I say I love you Hands touching your skin Lips joining Lost in your embrace How can I say I love you Grasping you to me Licking...

Added 23 Jan 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 569 | 9 Comments

The Beach

They drove down the open two-lane freeway in the most beautiful place on Earth. The rental car they were in didn't move fast, and that was okay because the couple was on Hawaii Time. That meant no watches and no making plans, just going with the flow. It was their first vacation in ages. They had looked forward to getting away from the daily grind and decided the best way to do this was to...

Added 17 Jan 2013 | Category Voyeur | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 5,239 | 3 Comments

The Workout

It had been a long week and finally they found time to make it to the gym. Over the years it got more and more difficult to get away from the daily grind. There wasn’t enough incentive for the pair to make a workout more than once or twice a month, even though the facilities were top notch. As usual, they headed up to the cardio equipment first. The area was quite large and humming with...

Added 08 Jan 2013 | Category Voyeur | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 5,569 | 4 Comments

The Hike

She knew they were going on a hike at the base of the local mountain that morning. It was warm enough out to be comfortable, but not so hot that she was left sticky after stretching. The mountain was beautiful with the sun just high enough in the sky to cast a long shadow off the fence in front of her; the entrance to the park. A large group of walkers just went by, back to their cars after...

Added 05 Jan 2013 | Category Voyeur | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 3,480 | 4 Comments

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Posted: 03 Jun 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 08:42
I hope your day is going well!

Posted: 18 Feb 2013 19:25
That you and thanks for the add.
Posted: 10 Feb 2013 11:43
Thanks for making my Sat. yesterday and for always keeping it fresh. Good job. Have a great week ahead.
Posted: 07 Feb 2013 16:49
Thanks for the add and WARM welcome! Nice touch. Keep up the quality posts.
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I had to google Olivia to see who she was. She reminds me of Megan Fox.

Posted: 23 Jan 2013 18:27
Thank you for the comment on my story. I enjoyed your poem up there too
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I was browsing through tumblr, and this picture made me think of your about me

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Thanks for the add , and the kind comment on my story
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