Sex is like pizza, when it's good, it's fuckin fantastic. When it's bad, it's still pretty fuckin good.Laid back irish guy lookin to make some friends and have a lot of fun along the way.I was the reason Harry met Sally, and partly responsible for Stella getting her grove back. Tree surgeon extrodinaire, with a four year waiting list. Co-inventor of the word Froghurt. Occasional freedom fighter and town-cryer of some note. Budding swan wrangler, human scarecrow for hire. Shoulder to cry on.I'm one in a million but common as muck. All my friends call me Turkish for some reason. I brought the house down in vegas, then lost the house in atlantic city. The summer of '08 i spent breaking in Paris Hiltons shoes. I was the one who put the second O in google. Qualified fish whisperer. Distributor of novelty toilet seat cushions. Wig model. I played Man On Donkey #2 in True Grit. I made millions on the stock exchange then lost it all to greenpeace. I invented the Jammy Wagon Wheel.
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Straight to fuckingand leave on the thong, yum!
noo shoos weee http://upload.lushstories.com/766535971-cute-piglet-ONN.jpeg
Homer:Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
The last thing i want to do is.... masterbate before i die.But my insurance provider said....
chaffing: vaseline needed....
Antbody want to share their favourite tv or movie comedy clips, classic or new, to brighten up the day?Here's a couple of mine, hope you enjoy.Thanks. http://www.youtube.com/embed/nWRxPDhd3d0?rel=0
What do you think are your best and worst traits? Regarding your personality or body or whatever. My sense of humour- i like to think so anyway. Procrastination- I have the uncanny ability to put off anything that can be done today until tomorrow, and never get anything done...Physicaly i've a good set of balls but a terrible ass... awful!
Love it, the guy's a foot!
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