Well, time to update this thing, sooo...What up, pervs?? I'm here primarily to read stories and chat with some awesome people. I'm an open-minded guy, so if you'd care to chat (about anything, really), drop me a line! I don't bite....Much. Ladies, I love getting requests and chatting, so drop a line. Be sociable. I don't bite... much.If you are reading this and you are (biologically or mentally) a gentleman into other gentleman, not to worry! I'm a gentleman who has no problem with gentlemen who like gentlemen. Get all that? ;P I love everybody. If you'd like to chat with me or add me, go for it!I love talking to people, but please be someone who can hold up a decent conversation. That goes for men, women and everyone in-between.NOTE: I will not be accepting random friend requests anymore. At least include some kind of message. I'm over having a long list of friends who never talk to me. I've made several good friends on here, a few of whom I honestly would do anything for. You know who you are. So please, talk to me first. Send a message, comment on some of my stories, if you happen to see me in the chatrooms (not likely, but it's possible), drop a line.And to my close friends on here (who shall remain nameless unless they're cool with being named), I love you ladies with all my heart. You're like sisters to me who I have highly inappropriate thoughts about. Y'all have been some of my best friends in the world and I would do anything for you. Love y'all!!
Probably stare quite a bit in spite of myself. lol
Steal all the towels leave him with nothing but a flannel and a pink fluffy dressing gown, call Sam and Dean and wait patiently with our camera phones for him to emerge so we can post the pics on facebook :-" Pssh, I'd rock that. lolAnd for Cindy, probably get some help washing my hair. XD There's so much of it. O.O On my head, that is. lol
Gonna' pass. lol
Flush the toilet, wait for the scream, then run like heck. lol
Gotta' say Kat Dennings and I will fight somebody on that. lol Mine! XD
There you go again! Hit that keyboard, your brain will no doubt catch up in a few years!One doesn't HIDE behind a forum post, it's public. If I was to hide I would send a pm.If and when you read the thread you will perhaps understand why I think you made a sexist remark, then again perhaps you won't. And there you go again with your arrogance. If you have a right to post what they want, so do they. So quit being so butthurt and get over it. It's a comment on a forum, not a d*ck. Don't take it so hard.
Pssh, easy question. WOLVERINE!!!And Thor is a close second. lol
I have. Hard, too. Didn't work, though. :/ Couldn't have. But you know... se la vie, I suppose.
I like it, but it's a bit of a pain in the neck. Literally. XP
Why not broaden that to a "Sex At Work" category instead? That way office stores and others can be included, too.
"This is the last time I go camping, I swear," Toby grumbled as he hiked through the thick undergrowth around his legs. His weekend hadn't been going quite the way he had intended. It all started early Friday morning upon arriving at his girlfriend Martha's house, where he found her cooking breakfast for his friend Paul. Naked. The three of them and Paul's fiance had been planning this...
Added 08 Mar 2014 | Category Supernatural
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This is the story of a young man working part-time at a gas station. It helped put gas in the car while he was in college, but there was certainly no love lost between himself and said job. To be frank, he hated it. The hours sucked, he never got a break if his boss was around, it was constant on-your-feet work with often-times rude customers and dear God, the money. He had to handle...
Added 06 Mar 2014 | Category Quickie Sex
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Lena thought about the note Arion had left her as she stood in the shower, letting the hot water cascade down her body. She washed her hair slowly, still savoring that morning-after tingle. She thought about what Arion had written about how long he would be with her and about this mysterious "creator" he'd mentioned. When Lena's hands reached her breasts, she massaged the body wash into...
Added 27 Jan 2014 | Category Supernatural
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Chelsea walked out of the Fall Ball, her red cloak billowing around her ankles in the cool breeze. She had come back to the school to help clean up after taking her boyfriend Stan and their friend Sarah home, and now that it was finally all over, she slowly walked back to her car, ready to get some sleep back home. Waving to some of the last few stragglers in their various costumes, she...
Added 16 Dec 2013 | Category Group Sex
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It was a great night, spent with one of my best friends, Breanne. We hung out at her place, talked with her roommates and watched the end of Fast 5. Later, Breanne, our friend Cara and I went out to Wal-Mart so she could pick some stuff up she needed. Plus I needed to do some early Christmas shopping. Now to be completely honest, Breanne and I had serious feelings for each other. The down...
Added 13 Dec 2013 | Category Quickie Sex
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Ever get called into work on your day off because one of your burnout coworkers decided he was going to get arrested the night before? No? Well, as lousy as that sounds, this same thing happened to me last week. One might think being in security at the biggest mall in Florida is fun. That would be because of Kevin James. My job involves sitting in a chair looking at monitor screens....
Added 25 May 2013 | Category Voyeur
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Lena sat on her couch, excitedly opening the package from her aunt back home. Her birthday had been a month ago, but there had been some issues shipping this "mystery present". As Lena carefully extracted the hand-wrapped gift from within the bubble-wrap-lined box, she smiled. "Thank you, Aunt Margaret..." she said to no one. She lived alone since breaking up with her fiancé, Collin. Due...
Added 30 Mar 2013 | Category Supernatural
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I love going to anime conventions. Or comic book conventions. Really, any excuse to don awesome costumes and go nerd out with other geeks is awesome to me. I am an otaku, as the Japanese call it. I love to cosplay. In a situation with other cosplayers, like a Con, it gives me a confidence boost you would not believe. So, what better place to cosplay at than, say, the largest anime convention...
Added 21 Mar 2013 | Category Exhibitionism
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It was Friday night at the Dangerous Curves strip club and the place was near capacity. I stood by the door, eyes constantly scanning the room for any potential trouble. But I was distracted this night. I was planning something for a coworker's birthday. Aah, speaking of coworkers... I thought to myself. There's the birthday girl now.... I looked toward the center stage where Ginger...
Added 08 Feb 2013 | Category Group Sex
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Everywhere I look Women all around Each perfect in their own way, They barely touch the ground. Sexy waitresses in black Ask "What can I do for you?" Now if I answered that I'd wind up black-and-blue. The cutie at the store Likes my jokes and hair Oh, the things I'd do to her And her perky derriere . Two Goth girls at Wal-Mart With green in one's short hair Oh, be still my beating heart...
Added 24 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems
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