About Belthazor

Well, time to update this thing, sooo...

What up, pervs?? I'm here primarily to read stories and chat with some awesome people. I'm an open-minded guy, so if you'd care to chat (about anything, really), drop me a line! I don't bite.


Ladies, I love getting requests and chatting, so drop a line. Be sociable. I don't bite... much.

If you are reading this and you are (biologically or mentally) a gentleman into other gentleman, not to worry! I'm a gentleman who has no problem with gentlemen who like gentlemen. Get all that? ;P I love everybody. If you'd like to chat with me or add me, go for it!

I love talking to people, but please be someone who can hold up a decent conversation. That goes for men, women and everyone in-between.

NOTE: I will not be accepting random friend requests anymore. At least include some kind of message. I'm over having a long list of friends who never talk to me. I've made several good friends on here, a few of whom I honestly would do anything for. You know who you are. So please, talk to me first. Send a message, comment on some of my stories, if you happen to see me in the chatrooms (not likely, but it's possible), drop a line.

And to my close friends on here (who shall remain nameless unless they're cool with being named), I love you ladies with all my heart. You're like sisters to me who I have highly inappropriate thoughts about. Y'all have been some of my best friends in the world and I would do anything for you. Love y'all!!

Date Joined:
08 Mar 2011
Last Visit:
19 Apr 2014 (2 hours ago)
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Florida, Florida, United States
I'm a huge nerd. Not an exageration at all. Anime, manga, comic books, video games, cosplaying, the whole shebang. I read a lot (like, a lot a lot), I love watching movies and tv (especially comedies and musicals), I love music (can't live without it), so I sing, jam out, headbang, all that. I do a bit of ameteur swordplay (mostly for fun). I have a collection of swords that continues growing (mostly for display), and I love animals. I'm in college right now and... yeah, that's me.
Favorite Books:
My beloved Harry Potter series, the Percy Jackson & The Olympians series and the spinoff series Heroes of Olympus, the Vampire Academy series and its spinoff series Bloodlines, House of the Scorpion, the Chronicles of Narnia (don't judge me!), The Night Circus, Star Wars: The Old Republic: Revan (even though it ended horribly!) and about a bajillion others.
Favorite Authors:
J.K. Rowling, C.S. Lewis, K. A. Applegate, Richelle Mead, Saga, Rick Riordan, Bram Stoker and a bunch more.
Favorite Movies:
Anything Disney, anything Tim Burton and/or Johnny Depp, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, a lot of old ones nobody remembers, most Dreamworks movies, the Underworld Trilogy, the Blade Trilogy, the Harry Potter series (despite the not-always book-accurateness), Space Jam (say somethin' about it! lolz), comedies (I love to laugh), musicals, and SOME supernatural/sci-fi-type ones, but only if they're done right.
Favorite Music:
Pretty much everything but only a very little bit of Country or Techno. And virtually no rap/hip hop. I looooove classic rock, metal, Broadway and randomly: drinking songs. Especially Irish ones.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: What would do with the avatar above you in the shower?
Posted: 02 Apr 2014 20:33

Probably stare quite a bit in spite of myself. lol

Topic: What would do with the avatar above you in the shower?
Posted: 01 Apr 2014 19:45

Steal all the towels leave him with nothing but a flannel and a pink fluffy dressing gown, call Sam and Dean and wait patiently with our camera phones for him to emerge so we can post the pics on facebook :-"

Pssh, I'd rock that. lol

And for Cindy, probably get some help washing my hair. XD There's so much of it. O.O On my head, that is. lol

Topic: Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted: 01 Apr 2014 15:28

Gonna' pass. lol

Topic: What would do with the avatar above you in the shower?
Posted: 01 Apr 2014 12:41

Flush the toilet, wait for the scream, then run like heck. lol

Topic: if u could have sex with any celebrity who would it be
Posted: 26 Mar 2014 18:18

Gotta' say Kat Dennings and I will fight somebody on that. lol Mine! XD

Topic: A warning for all males on Lush from a common phenomenon.
Posted: 23 Mar 2014 23:03

There you go again! Hit that keyboard, your brain will no doubt catch up in a few years!
One doesn't HIDE behind a forum post, it's public. If I was to hide I would send a pm.
If and when you read the thread you will perhaps understand why I think you made a sexist remark, then again perhaps you won't.

And there you go again with your arrogance. If you have a right to post what they want, so do they. So quit being so butthurt and get over it. It's a comment on a forum, not a d*ck. Don't take it so hard.

Topic: Who is your favorite Avenger?
Posted: 20 Mar 2014 21:10

Pssh, easy question. WOLVERINE!!!

And Thor is a close second. lol

Topic: Do people really fall in love on lush?
Posted: 20 Mar 2014 21:09

I have. Hard, too. Didn't work, though. :/ Couldn't have. But you know... se la vie, I suppose.

Topic: What's your opinion on 69-ing?(:
Posted: 18 Mar 2014 19:41

I like it, but it's a bit of a pain in the neck. Literally. XP

Topic: Who'd like an OFFICE SEX category?
Posted: 11 Mar 2014 19:51

Why not broaden that to a "Sex At Work" category instead? That way office stores and others can be included, too.

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Stories Published By Belthazor
Fun With Fairies

"This is the last time I go camping, I swear," Toby grumbled as he hiked through the thick undergrowth around his legs. His weekend hadn't been going quite the way he had intended. It all started early Friday morning upon arriving at his girlfriend Martha's house, where he found her cooking breakfast for his friend Paul. Naked. The three of them and Paul's fiance had been planning this...

Added 08 Mar 2014 | Category Supernatural | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,489 | 14 Comments

Personal Professionals Vol. 4: Heating Up The Cooler

This is the story of a young man working part-time at a gas station. It helped put gas in the car while he was in college, but there was certainly no love lost between himself and said job. To be frank, he hated it. The hours sucked, he never got a break if his boss was around, it was constant on-your-feet work with often-times rude customers and dear God, the money. He had to handle...

Added 06 Mar 2014 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 2,828 | 3 Comments

Take Her Down To Paradise City Pt. 2

Lena thought about the note Arion had left her as she stood in the shower, letting the hot water cascade down her body. She washed her hair slowly, still savoring that morning-after tingle. She thought about what Arion had written about how long he would be with her and about this mysterious "creator" he'd mentioned. When Lena's hands reached her breasts, she massaged the body wash into...

Added 27 Jan 2014 | Category Supernatural | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,511 | 3 Comments

It Takes Three To Tango

Chelsea walked out of the Fall Ball, her red cloak billowing around her ankles in the cool breeze. She had come back to the school to help clean up after taking her boyfriend Stan and their friend Sarah home, and now that it was finally all over, she slowly walked back to her car, ready to get some sleep back home. Waving to some of the last few stragglers in their various costumes, she...

Added 16 Dec 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,267 | 6 Comments

A Tricky Quickie

It was a great night, spent with one of my best friends, Breanne. We hung out at her place, talked with her roommates and watched the end of Fast 5. Later, Breanne, our friend Cara and I went out to Wal-Mart so she could pick some stuff up she needed. Plus I needed to do some early Christmas shopping. Now to be completely honest, Breanne and I had serious feelings for each other. The down...

Added 13 Dec 2013 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 9,360 | 14 Comments

Personal Professionals Vol. 3: I Know Something You Don't Know...

Ever get called into work on your day off because one of your burnout coworkers decided he was going to get arrested the night before? No? Well, as lousy as that sounds, this same thing happened to me last week. One might think being in security at the biggest mall in Florida is fun. That would be because of Kevin James. My job involves sitting in a chair looking at monitor screens....

Added 25 May 2013 | Category Voyeur | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 2,469 | 10 Comments

Take Her Down to Paradise City Pt. 1

Lena sat on her couch, excitedly opening the package from her aunt back home. Her birthday had been a month ago, but there had been some issues shipping this "mystery present". As Lena carefully extracted the hand-wrapped gift from within the bubble-wrap-lined box, she smiled. "Thank you, Aunt Margaret..." she said to no one. She lived alone since breaking up with her fiancé, Collin. Due...

Added 30 Mar 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,539 | 9 Comments

You've Never Had This Much Fun At ComiCon!

I love going to anime conventions. Or comic book conventions. Really, any excuse to don awesome costumes and go nerd out with other geeks is awesome to me. I am an otaku, as the Japanese call it. I love to cosplay. In a situation with other cosplayers, like a Con, it gives me a confidence boost you would not believe. So, what better place to cosplay at than, say, the largest anime convention...

Added 21 Mar 2013 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 3,540 | 15 Comments

Happy Birthday, Ginger!!

It was Friday night at the Dangerous Curves strip club and the place was near capacity. I stood by the door, eyes constantly scanning the room for any potential trouble. But I was distracted this night. I was planning something for a coworker's birthday. Aah, speaking of coworkers... I thought to myself. There's the birthday girl now.... I looked toward the center stage where Ginger...

Added 08 Feb 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 3,390 | 2 Comments

The Women I See

Everywhere I look Women all around Each perfect in their own way, They barely touch the ground. Sexy waitresses in black Ask "What can I do for you?" Now if I answered that I'd wind up black-and-blue. The cutie at the store Likes my jokes and hair Oh, the things I'd do to her And her perky derriere . Two Goth girls at Wal-Mart With green in one's short hair Oh, be still my beating heart...

Added 24 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 540 | 6 Comments

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For that online course... XD

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Just a friendly hello...

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Posted: 12 Oct 2013 10:25

Thank you for reading and leaving a comment on my new poem "Sin".

Posted: 05 Oct 2013 12:15
Posted: 02 Oct 2013 00:21
Haha! Do you believe this:

plus, i miss talking to you! hope you're doing well!

Posted: 24 Sep 2013 21:25

I am glad you liked my new story "Mila". Thank you for taking the time to read it and leaving such a lovely comment.

Posted: 22 Sep 2013 11:32

Thank you for reading my comment on my new poem "Broken Shadows", I am sorry you found it sad.
Posted: 15 Sep 2013 13:47
Wah? Was this me? When did this happen? :O

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Posted: 07 Sep 2013 05:23
I miss you, I'm sorry I haven't been in touch. Hope you're well. X
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Posted: 21 Aug 2013 01:50
I'm so sorry that I didn't greet you on your birthday! If I logged on that day, I would've seen the notification XD But hun, I hope you had an awesome bday! Happy Belated Birthday!

Posted: 18 Aug 2013 15:43

GLOMP and thanks for reading my new poem "Mist". I am glad you liked it.
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