About Birdie
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Name:
Birdie
Sex:
Female 
Age:
35
Sign:
Capricorn
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual
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Date Joined:
18 Aug 2008
Last Visit:
17 Apr 2013
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Stories:
5
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Topic: Now try your name and see what it is
Posted: 10 Feb 2012 06:03

B: loves people
I: loves to laugh and smile
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
D: makes people laugh
I: loves to laugh and smile
E: has gorgeous eyes

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 10:50

http://upload.lushstories.com/491-Drunk Moose.JPG

Topic: Your life in a sentence!!
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 10:41

Semi-organized chaos

Topic: vibrating panties what do you think good or bad
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 09:56

Hey, vibrating panties are totally worth more than one thread.

Is that the excuse people use to create a new thread on shaving, masturbation etc. every week? evil4

Want some of my prozac? happy8

Topic: vibrating panties what do you think good or bad
Posted: 04 Nov 2011 03:54

Hey, vibrating panties are totally worth more than one thread. They have been on my wish list for years. icon_smile

Topic: Answering James Lipton's Questions
Posted: 27 Sep 2010 08:24

1. What is your favourite word?
Splendoriffic

2. What is your least favourite word?
Whatever

3. What turns you on?
Hands that wander my skin from head to toe and eyes that say, I love you.
Little things, like being given a single flower or finding an unexpected note hidden somewhere.
Australian accents *drool*


4. What turns you off?
Someone sticking their tongue in my ear...or blowing in it. Having my tits, ass, or crotch grabbed
like someone is trying to pick out fruit. Dont molest me, love me.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
A thunderstorm with light rain and low rumbles of thunder, the tick tock of the clock next to my bed,
crickets, waterfalls, birds, breaking glass, windchimes, my little girls giggles.
HIS VOICE


6. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of an entire box of cereal being dumped on the kitchen floor, the sound of the water
running in the bathroom behind a locked door and three sets of giggles to go with it.
SpongeBob's laugh.
Silence....followed by, "Uh-Oh"
Car Alarms

7. What is your favourite curse word?
HOLY CRAP!! (I know, I totally live on the edge.)

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Child psychology, home improvement, Interior Decorating

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Housewife

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You Are Forgiven, Come On In, Free Chocolate, Your Mother Would Like To Say Hello....

Topic: Intellectual sexiness test
Posted: 25 Sep 2010 14:19

Intellectual Inferno
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 89!

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake. Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you.



WooHoo!! hello1

Topic: Girls Night Out
Posted: 15 Jun 2010 07:01

One of my girls invited me out. I promised my husband I'd be home by midnight. Hours passed and margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 AM (a bit loaded) I headed home. Just as I got in the cuckoo clock chimed 3 times. Afraid my hubby would wake I quickly cockooed 9 more times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution. The next morning he asked what time I got in.
I said, "MIDNIGHT!" He seemed fine so I thought I'd gotten away with it.
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, said "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed 3 times again, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

laughing9

Topic: Things that cheer you up
Posted: 08 Jun 2010 19:55

Fireflies! hello1

Topic: Free Hugs!!!!!!
Posted: 07 Jun 2010 16:56

I would hug it.

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Stories Published By Birdie
The Stranger

Its early afternoon as she lay stretched out sideways across the hammock, her long hair spilling over the side and swaying gently as she rocked.   The sun is shining brightly and she can feel it warming her skin through her thin, silky dress.   With one bare foot she reaches out and pushes off the ground, making the hammock swing.   The breeze flows over her body and through her hair...

Added 07 Apr 2009 | Category Love Stories | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 4,451 | 11 Comments

Audio Story Welcome To The Neighborhood

I wake one morning to the sound of rain through my open window. Rubbing the sleep from my eyes, I drag myself out of bed and pull the curtain aside to reveal the dreary day. The sky is thick with moisture and grey as far as I can see. The rain is coming down in a steady drizzle. I don't even bother pulling a robe on over my silky, light blue nighty as I head to the kitchen for my...

Added 14 Oct 2008 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 12,068 | 12 Comments

Amber-Part Three

After our closet episode Amber and I sneak back to study hall one at a time. First, I return to the room with five minutes to spare before the bell rang. I enter the room and immediately Mrs. Anderson begins to question me. "Where is your English homework, Mindy?" she asks me, snatching the hall pass from my hand. "What?" I ask her, confusion written all over my face. "The...

Added 22 Sep 2008 | Category Lesbian | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 15,434 | 11 Comments

Amber-Part Two

The scene from the locker room replayed through my mind over and over and turning me into an excited, nervous wreck. All I could think about was how much I wanted it to be my turn and how I was going to do it. My next class with Amber was study hall. I was glad for it because I would finally have a chance to let my mind go and try to think. I took my seat next to Amber, as always, and laid...

Added 11 Sep 2008 | Category Lesbian | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 11,755 | 8 Comments

Amber

Amber and I met in the 10th grade. I was the shy one in school and I think my shyness seemed like a challenge to her because from day one she was trying to drag it out of me. Amber was very outgoing and very attractive. She was tall with long brown hair that fell past her shoulders and shone in the light. She had beautiful brown eyes that I learned to read like a book and most of the...

Added 02 Sep 2008 | Category Lesbian | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 15,274 | 11 Comments

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Lush
Posted: 31 Dec 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lush
Posted: 31 Dec 2012 04:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

WellMadeMale
Posted: 15 Sep 2012 09:35

WellMadeMale
Posted: 26 Feb 2012 11:08
Lush
Posted: 30 Dec 2011 16:57
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Catnip
Posted: 07 Nov 2011 12:57

Catnip
Posted: 07 Nov 2011 12:56
Oh, I'll probably not be around much the upcoming 6weeks. Have to really keep my mind on my studies but I'll come by from time to time to steal a feather. I've even made an owl costume from the feathers that I've snatched from you before!

Catnip
Posted: 07 Nov 2011 03:29
She's here! Ooooh Birdie! I've missed you!
Birdie
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 09:57
Hi! Not sure weather to be excited or afraid of that pic. lol

WellMadeMale
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 09:54
Hiya Birdie!

Catnip
Posted: 28 Oct 2011 17:30
DBarclay
Posted: 23 Sep 2011 09:51
yo mama

Catnip
Posted: 01 Jun 2011 15:58
My lovely little blue bird, I miss your tweetelling songs.

Catnip
Posted: 24 Apr 2011 11:08
Happy Easter Mon Cherie!


Catnip
Posted: 14 Jan 2011 07:15
I hope you have a great new year!

WellMadeMale
Posted: 04 Nov 2010 08:31
I'm hoping everything is going swell for you, Birdie.
ducky69
Posted: 07 Aug 2010 20:54
Hello Miss Birdie

Catnip
Posted: 30 Apr 2010 06:01
And I'd eat you if you werent so cute.

Catnip
Posted: 30 Apr 2010 05:08
purr

Pixie
Posted: 30 Apr 2010 05:00
I pre-ordered it after I finished the last one! I am so excited to start reading it!
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