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Bobzilla
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · Wigan

About

Lawyer by education, Chartered Accountant by qualification, do a little bit of both for a living. Privately educated until 15, then state system, I am a little bit of a contradiction - not rich by any stretch of the imagination, but more ambitious than usual for the middle classes.

A troubled and inconsistent childhood coupled with some unhelpful mental health issues led me to spend far to much money on minor drugs at Uni, and I became an alcoholic. And about 5 stone overweight. 10 years later I am clean and sober. But I'm still overweight, and trying to do something about that. I have no desire to wake up aged 45 with a gut the size of central London and acquired diabetes. Hence the lack of pictures of me. I am still very body conscious.

Here for the experience as much as anything else. Feel free to message me, but I'm not looking for an affair. If anything, I'm looking for a bit of inspiration to help along a marriage with 2 kids. I have now revised my opinion of my talents, and am currently drafting my first story, and it is erotic in nature. I have discovered that I can embellish on a kernal of truth, even if I can't make up the idea in the first place.

Interests
Reality based porn. I have lost all interest in commercial stuff - once you've seen one paid pussy, you've seen most of them. In the vip is a bit of a current personal favorite, just not enough to pay for it. I love stories based on real life experience - I relate to that so much better than fantasy. Something so much more exciting about it.

Motorbikes - I would have gone mad long ago were it not for my motorbikes. They've tried to kill me a few times, but haven't succeed yet. I spend far too much time fixing them, too. Shame I can't afford newer bikes.

Music - as a teenager, I was a very good county level French horn player. Now I'm just a pretty good general Jack of all trades brass player - currently flugel horn. Not so bad a bass guitar player.

Favorite Books
Rolled in with favourite authors

Lorna Doone was quite good, the Bronte sisters should never have been let anywhere near a pen and paper (I had Wuthering Heights for my GCSE text, and I even got bored with the York Notes!). Ben Elton raises a smile.

Favorite Music
Anything and everything from Mozart to Green Day. Even had a brief flirtation with Happy Hardcore in the early 90s.
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