Says "i love masturbating while I chat with folks. But please don't take it slow and make it last forever - I might leave before you finish. Just get it off baby - that's what we both want."
Says "If we're in a chat room together please don't whisper. I get snowed under with whispers. If you want for us to get off together just be open and chat. We'll take it from there. If you wank whilst you're chatting with me I'll take that as a bonus"