I'm a 50+ male computer professional and technical writer. I totally enjoy masturbation. I also enjoy cybering, but NOT the first time I chat you. I only cyber if we're friends and we've gotten to know each other -- and each other's turn-ons. I enjoy exchanging sexy private messages. I only chat (or friend) with folks who have something in their Profile. If I ignore your messages it's usually because I don't have time for long chat sessions. :-) I write as much as I can. All my stories (so far) are fantasies. Many involve taboo or interracial encounters. I love plots where an older man is seduced by a younger woman. Many of my stories also have a good bit of humor and over-the-top situations. Very naughty!!
Because I'm short, ugly and my mother dresses me funny.
I have written a lot of incest stories here, some of which have over a 100,000 hits. Lots of them are over the top, pure fantasies. But try "Professional Mother" -- I think it's my best one. After that, try my series, "How I Became the Family Slut". Enjoy!
OMG I love this thread!!!
My best friend years ago informed me he had named his penis, Mister Happy. That sounded like a great idea, and since then, my penis has had the same name.
Well, that went over like a lead balloon. Maybe it sounded arrogant. Sorry. :(
Definately in the back seat of the family car, with my mother driving. I was college-age at the time.
Gosh, folks, when I want to go to a website where I can KNOW that everyone is telling the truth and representing themselves accurately, I go to CNN, BBC, or MSNBC. I come here to Lush to enjoy myself. And MAN!!!!! do I ever enjoy myself!!!!
This was just brought to my attention by Peter_Pan.I have 17 (seventeen) stories here that are "Famous"; that is, with more than 30,000 views each. Is this very high? Do any other folks have more "Famous" stories than this?My series, "How I Became the Family Slut", has 10 chapters. ALL of them are "Famous"; three of them have over 100,000 views each.I'm sure there must be many other folks at Lush who have even more impressive stats. It would be fun to know who they are.
I rarely go more than 12 hours without masturbating. And I NEVER go more than 24 hours without. I did it this morning when I woke up around 6 am with "morning wood".
I've noticed a small but significant problem in the new release. The little black message boxes. I can enter a message in one and either click SEND or press Enter. I get NO indication that anything happens. The message box just sits there. Some friends have told me they DO get the message. But just as many never respond to the message, and so --am left wondering if it got sent. People seem to have no problem messaging me. But if I reply -- it's rare that I get any message back.
Dear Princess, Oh, you are so lovely and so sexy. I can't believe that I fucked you last night! I am such a sinful, wicked father. I have committed incest with my own virgin daughter! And I know I will do it again and again! My lust for you is boundless and I can’t stop now! Though I haven't a clue how I'm going to continue this perverted affair after your mother comes home. I woke you up...
Added 10 Nov 2012 | Category Incest
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Dear Princess, I slipped into your bed and fucked your virgin pussy tonight. I've wanted to do this for months, ever since I saw you for the first time in a skimpy bikini at your sixteenth birthday party. I bought it for you. I got it at one of those beach boutiques that specialize in swimsuits, clothing and lingerie for petite women. The top was just two triangles of lavender cotton...
Added 30 May 2012 | Category Incest
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[My thanks to http://www.mookychick.co.uk for all the delightfully dirty Victorian sexual slang.] It was a dark and stormy night upon the blasted moors of Nether Scrotum as detective Scrimshaw and his sister, Amygdyla, who swore that she had never known a man in the biblical sense, meandered from one tussock of sawgrass to another in pursuit of clues to the whereabouts of one Calcium, a...
Added 03 Apr 2012 | Category Incest
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My name is Neal – I was a rather normal sixteen year-old in the Sixties. Normal, that is, until the Saturday afternoon when my best friend’s mother gave me my first blowjob and my first fuck. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: damn, dude, that must have been awesome; what a lucky SOB! I didn’t feel lucky. I grew up in a church so strict that we looked down on Southern Baptists as...
Added 31 Jan 2012 | Category MILF
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I was still dealing with a broken heart over Heather, Bruce's little sister, when Morgan, who was also a member of the "freak community" at my college, came up to me and said, "Hey, you still in the babysitting business? Think you can entertain my little sister while I study for my summer finals? No matter what it costs you, within reason, I'll repay you. And give you twenty bucks up front." ...
Added 19 Jan 2012 | Category Incest
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Wendy’s eyes opened quickly in the morning light coming through her window. Her first thought was, “oh my god, I fucked my uncle! I let my own uncle put his cock in my pussy!” Her second thought was, “oh my god, I wish I could go back to last night and relive it over and over! I need him to fuck me again right now!” The memories flooded back, the silky feeling of Nelson’s penis...
Added 12 Jan 2012 | Category Incest
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TheyCalled Me 'The Babysitter' -- 2 This story is based on some of the sexual events of my life when I was in graduate school back in 1971-73. I was attending a college in rural Mississippi, working on a master's degree in physics. Charlotte, Megan's little sister was fast becoming a distant memory. Still, despite the loss, it had buoyed up my self-image. It had been the most...
Added 10 Jan 2012 | Category Straight Sex
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They Called Me 'The Babysitter' This is a true story of some of the sexual events of my life when I was in graduate school back in 1971-73. I was attending a college out in rural Mississippi, working on a master's degree in physics. I had not been that successful with the ladies up until then. Despite being decently good looking, and having an intense sex drive, I had been rejected so...
Added 05 Jan 2012 | Category First Time
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My name is Neal – I was a rather normal sixteen year-old in the Sixties. But my introduction to sex was anything but normal. I was at my best friend Bill Baker’s house; up in the attic room they called their ‘den’, with Betty, Bill’s mother. We were both naked on an old folding bed, and we had just masturbated together. I kid you not! I had just had a fantastic jack off, spewing cum all...
Added 14 Sep 2011 | Category MILF
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My Name is Neal. My earliest sexual experience happened despite the fact that my family was in a super-strict fundementalist church back in the Sixties. Sex was never mentioned -- except that it was wrong, sinful, wicked, and not to be discussed at all. Ever. But, within a few months after I turned 16, I was wanking several times a day, and desperate for any information about sex. My best...
Added 08 Sep 2011 | Category MILF
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