I'm a 50+ male computer professional and technical writer. I totally enjoy masturbation. I also enjoy cybering, but NOT the first time I chat you. I only cyber if we're friends and we've gotten to know each other -- and each other's turn-ons. I enjoy exchanging sexy private messages. I only chat (or friend) with folks who have something in their Profile. If I ignore your messages it's usually because I don't have time for long chat sessions. :-) I write as much as I can. All my stories (so far) are fantasies. Many involve taboo or interracial encounters. I love plots where an older man is seduced by a younger woman. Many of my stories also have a good bit of humor and over-the-top situations. Very naughty!!
A Horse With No NameStairway to Heaven
Because I'm short, ugly and my mother dresses me funny.
I have written a lot of incest stories here, some of which have over a 100,000 hits. Lots of them are over the top, pure fantasies. But try "Professional Mother" -- I think it's my best one. After that, try my series, "How I Became the Family Slut". Enjoy!
OMG I love this thread!!!
My best friend years ago informed me he had named his penis, Mister Happy. That sounded like a great idea, and since then, my penis has had the same name.
Well, that went over like a lead balloon. Maybe it sounded arrogant. Sorry. :(
Definately in the back seat of the family car, with my mother driving. I was college-age at the time.
Gosh, folks, when I want to go to a website where I can KNOW that everyone is telling the truth and representing themselves accurately, I go to CNN, BBC, or MSNBC. I come here to Lush to enjoy myself. And MAN!!!!! do I ever enjoy myself!!!!
This was just brought to my attention by Peter_Pan.I have 17 (seventeen) stories here that are "Famous"; that is, with more than 30,000 views each. Is this very high? Do any other folks have more "Famous" stories than this?My series, "How I Became the Family Slut", has 10 chapters. ALL of them are "Famous"; three of them have over 100,000 views each.I'm sure there must be many other folks at Lush who have even more impressive stats. It would be fun to know who they are.
I rarely go more than 12 hours without masturbating. And I NEVER go more than 24 hours without. I did it this morning when I woke up around 6 am with "morning wood".
Dark goes the Moon in its mockingbird orbit. Dark shines the stones in my lover's lost ring. Free flies the mockingbird out of dark cover. Lost cries the dark at the sound of the wing. The silent one waits and gracefully hovers O'er daydreams of silver and answers of gold. What can be said that has not been awoken? What can be heard that is somewhere untold? Pushing the...
Added 05 May 2014 | Category Love Poems
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My name is Neal – I was a rather normal sixteen year-old in the Sixties. Normal, that is, until the Saturday afternoon when my best friend’s mother gave me my first blowjob and my first fuck. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: damn, dude, that must have been awesome; what a lucky SOB! I didn’t feel lucky. I grew up in a church so strict that we looked down on Southern Baptists as...
Added 31 Jan 2012 | Category MILF
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TheyCalled Me 'The Babysitter' -- 2 This story is based on some of the sexual events of my life when I was in graduate school back in 1971-73. I was attending a college in rural Mississippi, working on a master's degree in physics. Charlotte, Megan's little sister was fast becoming a distant memory. Still, despite the loss, it had buoyed up my self-image. It had been the most...
Added 10 Jan 2012 | Category Straight Sex
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They Called Me 'The Babysitter' This is a true story of some of the sexual events of my life when I was in graduate school back in 1971-73. I was attending a college out in rural Mississippi, working on a master's degree in physics. I had not been that successful with the ladies up until then. Despite being decently good looking, and having an intense sex drive, I had been rejected so...
Added 05 Jan 2012 | Category First Time
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My name is Neal – I was a rather normal sixteen year-old in the Sixties. But my introduction to sex was anything but normal. I was at my best friend Bill Baker’s house; up in the attic room they called their ‘den’, with Betty, Bill’s mother. We were both naked on an old folding bed, and we had just masturbated together. I kid you not! I had just had a fantastic jack off, spewing cum all...
Added 14 Sep 2011 | Category MILF
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My Name is Neal. My earliest sexual experience happened despite the fact that my family was in a super-strict fundementalist church back in the Sixties. Sex was never mentioned -- except that it was wrong, sinful, wicked, and not to be discussed at all. Ever. But, within a few months after I turned 16, I was wanking several times a day, and desperate for any information about sex. My best...
Added 08 Sep 2011 | Category MILF
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Clitecka’s Seduction – 2 My name is David and I have a problem. I’m 38 years old, living on the outskirts of Fuggledix, Alabama. I’m a fairly good looking guy, if you ignore the wheelchair. I had polio at the age of ten. That’s not my problem at all. My problem is I’ve become involved with a black girl named Clitecka. I’m white. And this part of Alabama has only been integrated for seven...
Added 25 Jan 2011 | Category Interracial
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Clitecka’s Seduction - 1 Hello. My name is Clitecka. I’m seventeen and I’m a black girl, living just outside the small town of Fuggledix, in Alabama. I live with my mother, and sometimes my father comes down from Chicago to visit. They’re divorced. I only been doing sex for only a few months, even though I’m seventeen. Lots of my friends have been jacking off much longer, but I never...
Added 21 Jan 2011 | Category Interracial
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When the Subs Are Ready, the Master Will Cum Nancy, my wife, and I had just entered the nice hotel suite I had rented for us on the sixth floor. The view out the windows showed the city lights and the last vestige of the sunset. We were both horny, as I had promised her a “sexual surprise” for the evening. I refused to give her any clue what it might be. Soon, we were on the bed, making out...
Added 18 Jan 2011 | Category Interracial
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Dirty Knees Buddybear 2006 It's not easy being a "kneezer". I keep secret my hidden persuasion. Other men sigh For a boob or a thigh. But I have a kneecap obsession. That's right, I lust for knees. And they must be stained or dirty. Mud, soot or grime, Or even some slime. Ahh, to me a soiled knee is pretty. Slap some vaseline or mayo Upon a girl's knees so fair. ...
Added 28 Sep 2010 | Category Love Poems
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