byronlord's Blog Entries

21 Mar 2014 06:38

18 Mar 2014 05:18

The NSA can record every sexting Yahoo video chat but they can't find a plane with 200 passengers.

17 Mar 2014 18:33

Today we celebrate the life of the worlds most famous Welshman (St Patrick).

(OK he could be English, possibly Scottish or even Italian but certainly not Irish)

10 Jan 2014 15:23

The real reason Chris Christie ordered the traffic blocked on that bridge was so that he was the only person who could get to the opening of Krispy Kreme on the other side of the river.

09 Jan 2014 18:59

08 Dec 2013 15:51

"I don't care that you have made it safe by switching the blades for your attachment. Making a sex toy out of a hand blender is just plain WRONG."

14 Nov 2013 14:25

I do not doubt the Admiral's patriotism or his commitment to civil liberties. I doubt his sanity.

11 Sep 2013 16:49

Read my friend's trip report!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/carnival-of-sluts-my-visit-to-iron.aspx

Its hot!

03 Sep 2013 06:43

25 Jul 2013 18:49

This is what a 5Mb disk used to look like



Thats 5 million bytes, modern drives hold up to 3Tb, a billion times the space.

26 Jun 2013 17:29

A pirate found a cave with three statues of knights, the first had a spider on his shield, the second a bee, the third an ant. Just as he is about to reach out to touch one of the statues a genie appears and tells him that there is a fabulous treasure hidden in one of the statues but he has only one guess.

Where was the treasure and why?


A: The second had ruby eyes because booty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

26 Jun 2013 09:34

Shit. The A/C compressor has gone.

20 Jun 2013 05:55

Some Evolutionary Psychologists claim that men have evolved to think faster than women but that is not true. Men are merely more practiced at thinking faster than women. You have to think faster if your penis interrupts your thoughts every five minutes to say 'when are we having sex?'

15 Jun 2013 11:25

13 Jun 2013 19:27

Wow, Rupert Murdoch cutting headcount again. 50% reduction this time, his own wife!