"Find something you love and let it kill you." -- Charles BukowskiI have more pics on here after we are 'friends'. I'm always down for chatting. I'm here to write, please, arouse and read!Do or do not; there is no try. That's my new mentality. I've always been a writer at heart, but I'm new to writing erotica.My sex drive is ridiculous. My sexual mind is ridiculous-er (a made-up word of mine). I've always been a writer at heart. That doesn't mean a good one, just one. I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I enjoy watching the UFC. Hey, did you know that vodka prolongs the life of razor blades? I'm a red meat man. Love to eat red meat. I'm a fan of eating (not just pussy), but I know my limits.I like whiskey. I'm no snob; I'm just a fan. I'm no alcoholic, either, but I'm damn good at functioning while inebriated, or so my best buds say.Life’s been pretty interesting, not to mention heartbreaking, fun and fucked up. After years of confusion and terror and intermittent laziness, I know my place, my skills and my vices. And I like them all. For me to be happy, I had to dance with my biggest devil: my utter inability to stop worrying about trivial bullshit and letting go of the past.Nowadays, I'm as real as it gets. Honesty is my forte, yet it's also a curse. The result has been a rising and giant personality unafraid of himself or the world. A cynically optimistic (paradox), witty writer who drinks, ruminates, loves the classic rock and has an eye for the ladies.Clichéd? Yes.Boring? Fuck no.I’m Hank Moody without the Southern California setting. I’m Kerouac without the suicidal drinking. I’m Bender without the shiny metal ass. I feel like a fucking rock star, and God protect anyone who thinks they can stop me.Like I said, I haven't been into the erotica writing game for very long. Throw soft jabs at me. If you are going to land verbal haymaker, give me a warning. Constructive criticism on how to better my erotica writing skills is always appreciated Feel free to send me a friend request. And don't be shy! Drop me a line or two (or 20) in a message if you want to ask me any questions, get to know me better or have something to say.
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Unless I'm with my friends and beer is all there is to drink, I prefer hard alcohol. The last time I got drunk was in October; 27 shots were thrown back from a mixture of vodka, tequila and absinthe (and a little bit of Blackheart rum), but here's the kicker: no hangover. That night, friends and I made fried potatoes (with red onions and jalapeno peppers) and a homemade pizza. In my drunken stupor I had the wherewithal to take two capsules of milk thistle extract (look it up) and 50mg of zinc picolinate (look it up). Only acquired four hours of sleep, but slept like a champ and woke up feeling good as new (albeit really tired). The drinking was spaced out over the course of a little over four hours, but I chalk up the anti-hangover elixir to the milk thistle and zinc. Ah, and the 27 shots weren't intentional; one of my friends had bought Crystal Head vodka with the shot glasses, and well, the shot glasses actually accounted for three shots per glass. By 10:10 pm (we started at 10), we'd already taken nine shots before we realized how much we'd already consumed.
RIP.He took many walks on the wild side.
Sports and God kind of go hand in hand for a lot of people. It's kind of ingrained in sports-culture and can be even more intense in certain parts of the world. If you watch a UFC card in Brazil, for example, 95% of the hometown fighters thank Jesus so much that you'd think he makes it a point to sit cage-side, snacking on corn-nuts and working his magic so ensure that the fighters of faith win. After reading this, I no longer care about the thread, because that part of your post alone can stand on its own as contending for post of the year on Lush. (My reply is brought you to by MetroPCS. Everyone's moving to Metro!)
To hell with an ultimatum! Sex, THEN sleep. Does a body good. ;)
Eggs, medium rare ribeye steaks (just a personal preference of mine), salmon and broccoli.One underheralded fact about broccoli: it contains two compounds by the names of I3C (indole-3-carbinol) and DIM (diindolylmethane) that act as solid aromatase inhibitors. Aromatase is an enzyme that converts testosterone into estrogen and, for us guys, that's a downfall. Healthy estrogen levels in men are required for good health and for hormonal balancing purposes, but a lot of men walk around today with elevated aromatase and therefore skyhigh estradiol (estrogen) levels, causing passive behavior, a lack of creativity, bodyfat increases, piss poor cholesterol numbers and a shitty, overall lifestyle because low T/high E in males = depression and lack of drive to do anything.Now, the amount of broccoli you'd have to eat to consume considerable amounts enough to make an impact on the aromatase activity in your body is questionable and undisclosed, but I eat broccoli for health and satiation (love it as a side with anything; completely kills my appetite) reasons.Love beef. I still can't believe that, in 2013, with all of the scientific peer reviewed journal-related literature out there regarding saturated fatty acids and how they DO NOT cause heart disease (correlation does not equal causation), plenty of people still believe that SFAs are deadly. All thanks to the bullshit, now-debunked studies done by one asshole by the name of Dr. Ancel Keys back in 1969. I'm not saying one should go extreme with one fatty acid or another, but a combination of satty fats, monounsaturated fats and a minimal amount of poly fats (preferably DHA/EPA omega-3s) will do a body good.Eggs... what can be said? They are a powerhouse food, without a doubt. A solid source of fat, protein, B vitamins and zinc. Again, going back to the Ancel Keys shit, its dietary cholesterol content is trivialized more than it should be. Dietary cholesterol does not equate to blood cholesterol. Asides from being hereditary and having a genetic proclivity to have cholesterol levels be at a certain range, I'd go on a limb and say that blood cholesterol is most affected by one being sedentary and/or eating a diet bereft of nutrients that promotes inflammation and insulin resistance. Insulin resistant? High risk of plaque and in the arteries and all sorts of issues. I could write a book or seven on these topics, so I'll stop here.Salmon is pretty damn delicious when cooked fresh. I made a mistake last month and decided to cook a piece that was smelling extremely fishy (fresh salmon should either not smell or have a very light, barely detectable smell). Cooked it. Smelled awful. Tossed it. But I've stayed away from salmon ever since because my stomach turns at the thought of eating any at the moment. Stepping off the soapbox now.
One of my top 3 favorite songs of all-time: //www.youtube.com/embed/J9bP-LbR8u8
His greatest role ever was in The Departed. Outside of that, I can't watch a movie of his. Always a trainwreck.
The Departed (absolute finality) and No Country For Old Men (ambiguity).
Loved the first one and still re-watch it regularly. Liked the second one, but it wasn't nearly as funny as the first. The third one? Hell, it seemed to me like it was thrown together because everybody involved knew the money would come in because of the name of the trilogy and the numbers they'd inevitably get at the box office. Didn't care for it. Glad I watched it, though. But for a movie to be called "The 'Hangover'", ***spoiler alert ensuing?*** there was no hangover until the end credits (which I'll stop right there).
For we’ve grown apart I guess that’s the test of time I reminisce over the days From when I was yours and you were mine Though it’s been a while Since I’ve seen your face The memories remain From when we made our hearts race We made lofty promises Many of which we did not keep We made plenty of mistakes The consequences were ours to reap Now that we’ve grown apart And...
Added 15 Jun 2012 | Category Love Poems
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“Nice ass, Becky!” Marcus yelled from the top of his lungs from the other side of the school’s hallway, directing his crass comment at me. Fucking prick. I hated Marcus. I dealt with him enough throughout high school. It was senior year, and I was still dealing with him! He was one pompous asshole. Black and lean with firm, hard muscles and muscular thighs, Marcus was a multisport...
Added 22 Apr 2012 | Category Interracial
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Sarah twiddled with the pack of cigarettes in her hands, pondering whether or not she should smoke one more cigarette before she ventured down the road frequently traveled, which is quitting the stuff. Better not, she thought. She wanted to quit cold turkey. There were many attempts before in her 32 years of life, but she had an extra motivation this time. Months ago, she and her...
Added 18 Apr 2012 | Category Incest
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