Well, the "Debbie Does Dallas" variety of porn doesn't do much for me. I watch it only because some of those are so damn funny (and they, themselves, know it and are "tongue in cheek" about it ; "Edward Penishands" is just inspired stuff). Also, no matter how many otherwise perfectly good girl-girl scenes he's ruined with his sudden appearance, ya' gotta' love old Ron Jeremy. He's a warrior if there ever was one! One interesting thing to note is that I thought the original "Devil In Miss Jones" was actually a good movie for movie-watching sake. The fact that it was pornographic, for me, was merely incidental. For my money, it's the most accurate depiction of what Hell would probably actually be like ever captured in cinema. Y'all should check it out sometime.

Now, as for stuff on film that actually gets me going....There are some "boutique" sites out on the worldwide web that are actually good for their authenticity. I like films where those in it are clearly arouse or - even better - actually achieving orgasm. A HUGE "extra credit" score to those where condoms aren't used and the female takes the man's sperm inside of her joyfully....To all these ends, I'd recommend Abby Winters and Hegre Art and Dane Jones.

Oops, sorry, I should add a 6th:

Anything of the non-consensual sort/anything involving serious physical and/or emotional abuse or rape.

Just not cool.

There are many, but the Top 5 would have to be:

Anything having to do with the anus or human waste or its byproducts .
Lack of personal hygiene (anyone unkempt and stinking).
Extreme obesity (I like a woman with curves and voluptuosness. I like a woman who looks like she's not opposed to a beer and a burger. But someone with multiple chins that waddle when she talks and fat flaps everywhere is a serious turn off.)
Extreme clinginess or outright insane crazies. (drama queens need not apply!)
Other men: I don't find any of my brothers sexually attractive in the least. Will not do a MMF 3-way. I have nothing against gay people, but I'M NOT GAY, TRANNY....nor in the LEAST "bi-curious". Having said that, two WOMEN, of course, HOT AS HELL (unless they fall into one of the other 4 categories listed above, lol)....

Perhaps the worst situation in which to possibly rip a fart....

Cooked and in my belly. God, I love bacon!

Oh, as for a female member on here, it'd be Abitch. But, then I suspect I wouldn't be satisfied with just one evening....

Shawn Johnson or, in a few more years, Chloe Grace Moretz.

I don't know if this could be classified as a super power, but I'd want the ability to speak, write, comprehend every language known to human kind fluently (yes, this would also mean any programming language). I figure with that kind of "power", the rest would/could take care of itself....

The re-post from Belle Du Jour from a Guest and Sir Chameleon's comments basically sum up my opinion when taken together. However, on the balance, I would prefer voluptuous.

Reverse cowgirl. Interesting feeling for both.