About CrossOfStAndrew
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Hello. I love using my imagination and chatting with people who like to use theirs. The brain is the most important "errogenous zone" there is, in my opinion. I'm seeking to chat with like-minded people and to read and submit stories. I like lesbian and first-time experience stories the best. I dislike anything having to do with abuse, non-consent, or anything having to do with urine, fecal matter, or anal. As for a further description, I'm 6'4", 260 lbs (very broad shouldered and broadly built, brown eyes, wavy, reddish-blonde hair with a goatee moustache.

Name:
CrossOfStAndrew
Date Joined:
23 Oct 2011
Last Visit:
25 May 2013 (8 hours ago)
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Sign:
Gemini
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation
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Interests:
History, travel, the unexplained/unsolved, food, sports (especially American football, the football that is know as "soccer" in the US, and hockey). I also like good music like Mozart, some jazz, and Classic Rock (Led Zeppelin is my favorite band). Sadly, there is a lot of crap in the mainstream music department lately. I guess I should've put this last bit in the "Favorite Music" section. Oh well.
Favorite Books:
Too many to list, but, off the top, here's a sampling: The Federalist Papers, Emmanuelle, The Deidrich Knickerbocker compilations by Washington Irving (which contain Rip Van Winkle and The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow)....
Favorite Movies:
Godfather (Parts I & II), the first 3 Star Wars, Pulp Fiction....
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: which kind of porn movie turn u on immediately
Posted: 11 May 2013 00:35

Well, the "Debbie Does Dallas" variety of porn doesn't do much for me. I watch it only because some of those are so damn funny (and they, themselves, know it and are "tongue in cheek" about it ; "Edward Penishands" is just inspired stuff). Also, no matter how many otherwise perfectly good girl-girl scenes he's ruined with his sudden appearance, ya' gotta' love old Ron Jeremy. He's a warrior if there ever was one! One interesting thing to note is that I thought the original "Devil In Miss Jones" was actually a good movie for movie-watching sake. The fact that it was pornographic, for me, was merely incidental. For my money, it's the most accurate depiction of what Hell would probably actually be like ever captured in cinema. Y'all should check it out sometime.

Now, as for stuff on film that actually gets me going....There are some "boutique" sites out on the worldwide web that are actually good for their authenticity. I like films where those in it are clearly arouse or - even better - actually achieving orgasm. A HUGE "extra credit" score to those where condoms aren't used and the female takes the man's sperm inside of her joyfully....To all these ends, I'd recommend Abby Winters and Hegre Art and Dane Jones.

Topic: What turns you off immediatly?
Posted: 11 May 2013 00:14

Oops, sorry, I should add a 6th:

Anything of the non-consensual sort/anything involving serious physical and/or emotional abuse or rape.

Just not cool.

Topic: What turns you off immediatly?
Posted: 11 May 2013 00:09

There are many, but the Top 5 would have to be:

Anything having to do with the anus or human waste or its byproducts .
Lack of personal hygiene (anyone unkempt and stinking).
Extreme obesity (I like a woman with curves and voluptuosness. I like a woman who looks like she's not opposed to a beer and a burger. But someone with multiple chins that waddle when she talks and fat flaps everywhere is a serious turn off.)
Extreme clinginess or outright insane crazies. (drama queens need not apply!)
Other men: I don't find any of my brothers sexually attractive in the least. Will not do a MMF 3-way. I have nothing against gay people, but I'M NOT GAY, TRANNY....nor in the LEAST "bi-curious". Having said that, two WOMEN, of course, HOT AS HELL (unless they fall into one of the other 4 categories listed above, lol)....

Topic: What's your opinion on 69-ing?(:
Posted: 05 May 2013 23:08

Perhaps the worst situation in which to possibly rip a fart....

Topic: Bacon how do you like it?
Posted: 27 Apr 2013 22:14

Cooked and in my belly. God, I love bacon!

Topic: If you could have one lustful evening with anyone (and they were totally into it) with whom would it
Posted: 25 Apr 2013 13:05

Oh, as for a female member on here, it'd be Abitch. But, then I suspect I wouldn't be satisfied with just one evening....

Topic: If you could have one lustful evening with anyone (and they were totally into it) with whom would it
Posted: 25 Apr 2013 13:02

Shawn Johnson or, in a few more years, Chloe Grace Moretz.

Topic: What super power would you have and why?
Posted: 25 Apr 2013 08:56

I don't know if this could be classified as a super power, but I'd want the ability to speak, write, comprehend every language known to human kind fluently (yes, this would also mean any programming language). I figure with that kind of "power", the rest would/could take care of itself....

Topic: Voluptuous vs Skinny
Posted: 25 Apr 2013 07:50

The re-post from Belle Du Jour from a Guest and Sir Chameleon's comments basically sum up my opinion when taken together. However, on the balance, I would prefer voluptuous.

Topic: Men & Women.....cowgirl or reverse cowgirl....which do you prefer? why?
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 21:22

Reverse cowgirl. Interesting feeling for both.

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Nannerz7
Posted: 12 May 2013 20:22
Your welcome. Thank you for the request.
Broken_Cowgirl
Posted: 02 May 2013 20:34


Enjoyed our chat... Hope to cya again soon!
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Posted: 31 Mar 2013 06:24
Happy Easter


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Posted: 21 Dec 2012 22:04
merry christmas!

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Posted: 20 Dec 2012 11:32
Merry Christmas Darling!

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Posted: 19 Feb 2012 17:01
Thanks for the add!

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Lush
Posted: 30 Dec 2011 16:57
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
BelleduJour
Posted: 18 Dec 2011 20:25
happy holidays hun - miss you!

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Posted: 12 Nov 2011 08:48
Mmmm...a big man...

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