About CrossOfStAndrew

Hello. I love using my imagination and chatting with people who like to use theirs. The brain is the most important "errogenous zone" there is, in my opinion. I'm seeking to chat with like-minded people and to read and possibly (no promises!) submit stories. I like lesbian and first-time experience stories the best. I dislike anything having to do with abuse, non-consent, or anything having to do with urine, fecal matter, or anal.

As for a further description, I'm 6'4" tall, 260 lbs, and very broad-shouldered and broadly built, brown eyes, wavy, reddish-blonde hair with a goatee moustache. For what it's worth, apparently my "Spirit Animal" is an owl....which basically means I'm a "harbinger of change" (traditionally/originally, "harbinger of death", apparently) ; and that I have a keen bullshit detector.

Other pertinent info: I don't have much time for people with a chip on their shoulders. If I'm being civil to you, I expect the same in return. There seems to be a growing number of people on here who, when you get to chatting with them, are uncivil, unduly combative, and generally short-tempered and even shorter attention-spanned. I have no time or inclination to deal with any of that. And I'm not a "friend collector": I don't want to be added just for adding's sake. That means that unless you plan to keep reasonably regular contact via messages or chat, don't add me!

Date Joined:
23 Oct 2011
Last Visit:
20 Apr 2014
Relationship Status:
History, travel, the unexplained/unsolved, food, sports (especially American football, the football that is know as "soccer" in the US, and hockey). I also like good music like Mozart, some jazz, and Classic Rock (Led Zeppelin is my favorite band ; Jimmy Page and Ritchie Blackmore my favorite guitarists ; Robert Plant and Freddie Mercury my favorite singers). Sadly, there is a lot of crap in the mainstream music department lately. I guess I should've put this last bit in the "Favorite Music" section. Oh well....
Favorite Books:
Too many to list, but, off the top, here's a sampling: Poor Richard's Almanack, Common Sense, The Federalist Papers, Emmanuelle, The Diedrich Knickerbocker compilations by Washington Irving (which contain Rip Van Winkle and The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow)....
Favorite Authors:
Benjamin Franklin,Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, John Jay, Thomas Paine, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Edgar Allen Poe, Washington Irving, Caleb Carr....to name a few.
Favorite Movies:
Godfather (Parts I & II), the first 3 Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Monty Python's Holy Grail and Life Of Brian (Meaning Of Life is definitely quote-worthy, but doesn't hold up to the other two), anything by the old Hammer Horror films and certain pieces by Mr. Tim Burton....
Favorite Music:
Does the kind I make after eating baked beans and day-old Mexican food, while swillin' down an Old Milwaukee count? I gotta' believe it's better than that Pop 40, Hip Hop, Christian-rock, or New Country crap....
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Do you believe in psychics?
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 08:17

I haven't seen one that "passed muster".

Topic: how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted: 08 Apr 2014 22:27

I love curves....Although not obese.

Topic: Legalise prostitution?
Posted: 06 Apr 2014 09:31

Yes, absolutely. I think most vice laws, in a "free society", are absolute crap anyway. Legalise, REGULATE, and then tax! National deficit: "Gone in 60 seconds!"....It'll also minimize - if not get rid of - pimps: it wouldn't be as profitable for them.

Topic: If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?
Posted: 02 Apr 2014 20:16

Danger: Highly Flatulent!

Topic: What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted: 02 Apr 2014 19:32

I find the great irony in this whole argument to be that all-too-often, those who most vehemently profess to be against abortion are also the ones against all measures that would/could make abortion all but unnecessary. This, to my mind, betrays the real motive behind all-too-many of the most vociferous opponents of abortion: control over women and maintaining/keeping them in the role(s) to which these people think women should be satisfied ; and has little (if anything, in some cases) to do with maintaining the "sanctity of life".

Topic: Bush? Or bushless?
Posted: 30 Mar 2014 20:42

A womanly bush - reasonably trimmed (not a jungle) - but a womanly bush. Now, I won't kick a girl out who shaves, having said that.

Topic: Body Odor....specifically down below....
Posted: 27 Mar 2014 20:36

Stupid question: Are you SURE it's your balls that are giving off the odor? Or are you one of those "uncut" dudes who have about an epoc's worth of smegma built up inside your tip? If it's the smegma thing, peel back and wash and air dry. If it is as you state/suspect, I'd have to concur with the other members and get it checked out.

Also, besides any smegma build up, you should check your "t'aint". Maybe that isn't getting cleaned thoroughly enough ; and since it, too, is in the vicinity of your jewel sack, you could be falsely accusing your nuts of odor it, in fact, is not responsible for. Enough craps, over time, can leave your t'aint and back of your nutsack looking like a semi's mudflaps over time! So make sure you wipe with Cottonelle's wet wipes as well as TP.

Topic: Would you choose mind or body?
Posted: 27 Mar 2014 20:24

I think I'd take body.

Topic: Would you choose mind or body?
Posted: 27 Mar 2014 20:24

I think I'd take body.

Topic: cumming in a woman who is not on brith control
Posted: 23 Mar 2014 23:17

If I knew the girl, and knew she wasn't diseased or crazy, I would no problem.

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Posted: 11 Apr 2014 21:41

Thanks for all the great conversation.
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Posted: 08 Apr 2014 23:25
Thinking of you babe...
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Posted: 15 Mar 2014 07:34
Thank you for the add can't wait to chat more !!!
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Your welcome. Thank you for the request.
Posted: 19 Feb 2012 17:01
Thanks for the add!

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Posted: 30 Dec 2011 16:57
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 18 Dec 2011 20:25
happy holidays hun - miss you!

Posted: 12 Nov 2011 08:48
Mmmm...a big man...

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