Topic which kind of porn movie turn u on immediately
11 May 2013 00:35
Well, the "Debbie Does Dallas" variety of porn doesn't do much for me. I watch it only because some of those are so damn funny (and they, themselves, know it and are "tongue in cheek" about it ; "Edward Penishands" is just inspired stuff). Also, no matter how many otherwise perfectly good girl-girl scenes he's ruined with his sudden appearance, ya' gotta' love old Ron Jeremy. He's a warrior if there ever was one! One interesting thing to note is that I thought the original "Devil In Miss Jones" was actually a good movie for movie-watching sake. The fact that it was pornographic, for me, was merely incidental. For my money, it's the most accurate depiction of what Hell would probably actually be like ever captured in cinema. Y'all should check it out sometime.
Now, as for stuff on film that actually gets me going....There are some "boutique" sites out on the worldwide web that are actually good for their authenticity. I like films where those in it are clearly arouse or - even better - actually achieving orgasm. A HUGE "extra credit" score to those where condoms aren't used and the female takes the man's sperm inside of her joyfully....To all these ends, I'd recommend Abby Winters and Hegre Art and Dane Jones.
Topic What turns you off immediatly?
11 May 2013 00:14
Oops, sorry, I should add a 6th:
Anything of the non-consensual sort/anything involving serious physical and/or emotional abuse or rape.
Just not cool.
Topic What turns you off immediatly?
11 May 2013 00:09
There are many, but the Top 5 would have to be:
Anything having to do with the anus or human waste or its byproducts .
Lack of personal hygiene (anyone unkempt and stinking).
Extreme obesity (I like a woman with curves and voluptuosness. I like a woman who looks like she's not opposed to a beer and a burger. But someone with multiple chins that waddle when she talks and fat flaps everywhere is a serious turn off.)
Extreme clinginess or outright insane crazies. (drama queens need not apply!)
Other men: I don't find any of my brothers sexually attractive in the least. Will not do a MMF 3-way. I have nothing against gay people, but I'M NOT GAY, TRANNY....nor in the LEAST "bi-curious". Having said that, two WOMEN, of course, HOT AS HELL (unless they fall into one of the other 4 categories listed above, lol)....
Topic What super power would you have and why?
25 Apr 2013 08:56
I don't know if this could be classified as a super power, but I'd want the ability to speak, write, comprehend every language known to human kind fluently (yes, this would also mean any programming language). I figure with that kind of "power", the rest would/could take care of itself....
Topic Voluptuous vs Skinny
25 Apr 2013 07:50
The re-post from Belle Du Jour from a Guest and Sir Chameleon's comments basically sum up my opinion when taken together. However, on the balance, I would prefer voluptuous.
Topic What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?
16 Mar 2013 23:10
I'd have to say "difficult people". This is one of my pet peeves in life, generally, but especially here. There are a lot of people here with amazingly thin skin. Now, this doesn't mean that one must tolerate rudeness - or outright sickness - but it does mean that you can't be too easily-offended/overly argumentative, either.
Topic Second Amendment
21 Nov 2012 21:59
Well, the Second Amendment frames "the right to keep and bear arms" by "the people" as a neccesary exigent for a "well-regulated militia"; no real implication in it that gives "carte blanche" to private citizen gun ownership....much less the right to ownership of anything ranging from bazookas to automatic rifles that can take the balls off a rhino at a mile's distance (or a few people trying to watch "Dark Knight" in Colorado ; oh, I know, I know....'Well if only a "law 'bidin" citizen had the right to carry a gun, that thar varmint wouldn't have gotten away with it!' ; 'An armed society is a polite society!'....like Dodge City and Tombstone and lots of other Wild West towns where most inhabitants - even outlaws - were de jure 'law 'bidin' gun owners?!).... just "for the Hell of it", or as a "God-given" birth right of every white, red-blooded American male (let's face it, it's that demographic that overwhelming cries and crows "From my cold, dead hands!" at NRA conventions everywhere, swearing unfettered gun ownership as their unabridged right). And per Article I, Sect. 8, guess who gets to "regulate the militia" and, by extension, "the right to bear arms"? Ding! Ding! You guessed it! Congress. Ergo, by extension, the GOVERNMENT has the right to regulate (including the right to limit) arms and arms sales and ownership.
Topic Professional Massages Gone Too Far
08 Sep 2012 16:05
Have any of you girls went for a professional massage with a female massage therapist (masseuse) and ended up with her giving you an orgasm? Conversely, if you're a massage therapist, have you ever brought a female client to orgasm?
Topic Is intelligence intimidating?
03 Aug 2012 17:33
Not at all. A woman who can walk and chew gum at the same time and who knows her ass from her elbow (at the very least) is a pre-requisite, in fact.
Topic Go Ahead Be A Know It All
27 Jun 2012 22:07
A clear conscience is a sure sign of amnesia.
My other favorite is: You can wish in one hand and shit in the other ; see which one gets filled first!
Topic What Happened in the Year You Were Born?
19 Jun 2012 13:10
The story of the Watergate burglary broke....along with my mom's water.
The TV series MASH debuted.
Israeli national team was kidnapped and killed at the Summer Olympics in Munich.
Mark Spitz achieved the record number of gold medals that wasn't beaten until 2008.
Miami Dolphins recorded the last perfect season in pro football.
President Nixon visited China.
The last major bombing of North Vietnam (the "Christmas Bombings").
The premier of The Godfather.
Pink Floyd recorded Dark Side Of The Moon.
Topic Who here would describe themselves as "nerdy, curvy, and dirty"?
01 Jun 2012 23:21
I saw the "nerdy, curvy, and dirty" reference on a profile here. It featured an eroticized cartoon of Velma from "Scooby Doo" (about to undress). So, I thought I'd ask the fine ladies of Lush "who among you would consider yourself 'nerdy, curvy, and dirty'?"....
Topic What's your favorite song to fuck or make love to?
16 Apr 2012 13:57
Fuck: Led Zeppelin's 'Whole Lotta' Love", of course
Bridge (somewhere between just a fuck and making love): Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir", or something from Pink Floyd's "Dark Side Of The Moon".
Actual Making Love: Maybe some light background classical (Mozart or Haydn), but nothing that'd drown out our own sounds.
01 Apr 2012 13:57
Thanks Sirene. These were the "guesstimates" that I was looking for when posting this question.