I originally joined Lush to read the erotic stories and, surprisingly, made some really cool friends along the way. The never ending list of NO's: No cams, No MSN, No Yahoo, No phone #'s, No hookups, No cyber, No we can't play hide the toy, No you can't cum in my shoe, and No I'm not sending you any $$ shots OR my used panties, but thanks for asking (sarcasm; please don't ask). So, if you're looking for any of the "No's," you might want to try elsewhere. If you are OK with a funny, sarcastic, usually always ridiculous chat on Lush, then I would love to hear from you.
Have any of you lovely ladies ever initiated a MFM or initiated the conversation with your significant other (husband, boyfriend). Did you bring it up during sex or maybe after having a few too many cocktails.How did the conversation go?What was his response?How did it end? No, which makes the rest of the questions N/A.
Guys aren't the only ones that cheat, women do too. Maybe what needs to be fixed is something the wife needs to do, or they need to do together, and unless both partners agree that something NEEDS to be fixed, one person will never succeed in fixing anything. Maybe HE was once someone SHE couldn't live without. She also said she loves him. And to be completely honest, cheating is rarely just about sex. It goes wayyy deeper than that. Sex is the physical behavior acted out to try to gain back some of the other things that have been lost. Affection, passion, desire, respect (strangely enough), commonality... all these things, if missing at home, can be temporarily regained via new sex with a new partner. Albeit short lived and ultimately more destructive.Maybe she doesn't want to be won back. Maybe she needs to win him back. Maybe he hasn't changed, but she has.. for the worse. Maybe SHE needs to change? Failed marriages are about way more than men being douchebags. Some of us are but some men aren't. This smacks of double standard that says all failed marriages are the fault of husbands and alleviates all wives of any responsibility. There are dozens of ways a person can break the heart and spirit of his/her spouse that don't involve fucking someone else. Screw you! No we don't. No woman ever needs to change. It's all those douchey men. Other than that, I agree with everything you said. There are 2 people in a relationship. Very rarely is it all the fault of one person. I don't buy that.
1. Would you like your man to wear panties or thongs? Never ever ever! 2. Would you like your man to be shaven? if yes where? All over, Legs ect? I like men who have some hair. Trimmed is good. 3. Would it be a turn on if your man was bi? Nope 4. What would you do if you caught your man on gay or trans porn? Have a talk and be a bit concerned. 5. Would you want to have anal sex with your man? You or him? I enjoy receiving anal sex. A finger up his ass during a BJ is all the anal I need to give him. Or a bit of tongue action. 6. What do girls think of butt plugs and chasity on their man? No thank you.
"Lush fishing" see below And if I leaned across you to kiss the nape of your neck....Would that make you giggle? Receiving a message with "lines" like the one above from a friend or not friend. Very seductive message in which the sender is trying to entice you to talk to him. "Aww, how sweet. He went through all that trouble to send me a PM to get to know me." Only to find out that he's sent the same message to countless of your other Lush friends. 5 times! FFS, enough already!
I prefer ketchup with my cheese fries.
Oh, and somebody left this on my comment wall....... https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/580368_666279240068199_1029844050_n.jpg Beets me why anyone would do that. (You're welcome.)
CurlyGurly won a potato? Really? I hadn't even noticed... Oh puhleaze, I think you're the biggest purveyor of potato porn on my wall. Trinks, no I have to disagree. No other root vegetables for anyone but me. Sorry, nope! All mine!
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“Hi, this is Lana,” Janey said in a breathy voice into the phone. She looked in the mirror and smiled at her image and continued, “Is anyone else excited it’s Friday? Why don’t you call me and tell me your naughty plans for the weekend. Maybe we can have some fun together?” Janey added, “Call me!” as she hung up the phone. Looking closer in the mirror, Janey noticed a few stray hairs on...
Added 14 Mar 2013 | Category Masturbation
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This is a story written jointly by myself and my pal, Mazza. We’ve had a forum thread, Curlygirly and Mazza’s Big Sandwich, running for quite a while now on Lush and we thought that it might be fun to write about how things might go, if we could actually make it happen. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it! Curligirly picked up her ridiculous bubble-gum...
Added 06 Jan 2013 | Category MILF
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If I hurried, I had time to drive home, take a quick shower, get dressed and still not be late for my dinner date with Jason. He was working late, so he would be meeting me at the restaurant. Since I knew he wouldn’t be stopping home first, it gave me time to get my naughty surprise ready for him. Hopping out of the shower, I quickly dried off, rubbed on some lotion and made sure I was...
Added 08 Nov 2012 | Category Toys
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I drove to Jason’s office to pick him up so we could go out dinner. I was arriving earlier than expected and, if I planned things right, most of the office staff would be leaving while he finished up his weekly conference call. Two of the qualities which most attracted me to Jason were his unwavering confidence and his total self control. However, making him lose control was an immense turn...
Added 10 Oct 2012 | Category Masturbation
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A sex swing for the pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French maid outfits, Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the fourth day...
Added 13 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems
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I thought I had to do it on my own But you showed me I wasn’t alone Day in and day out I could count on you without a doubt For months it was just you and me I always thought that we would be When times were tough You came through sure enough When every day seemed a trial Only you could make me smile You helped me greet the day And got me on my way Before I...
Added 07 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems
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