I originally joined Lush to read the erotic stories and, surprisingly, made some really cool friends along the way. The never ending list of NO's: No cams, No MSN, No Yahoo, No phone #'s, No hookups, No cyber, No shoe jizzers, and No I'm not sending you any $$ shots OR my used panties, but thanks for asking (sarcasm; please don't ask). So, if you're looking for any of the "No's," you might want to try elsewhere. If you are OK with a funny, sarcastic, usually always ridiculous chat on Lush, then I would love to hear from you.Wall posting guidelines: If you're putting it on my wall, please make sure that it's erotic and tasteful or funny and tasteless.
And because we know it's not only female Lushies wearing panties! http://25.media.tumblr.com/64d04783169c2c2803703f1f1f957d41/tumblr_mjbc0sY19k1rldbe9o1_500.jpg
http://images.lushstories.com/curlygirly/fpf.jpeg http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_menh8dGYjr1qjdnyzo1_500.jpg http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb8714878762b7443a111b62dc7c9c80/tumblr_mw8cisKs2b1qg7xwvo1_500.jpg
too bad it isn't Muscle Mondays right now Ohhh, I like the idea of Muscle Mondays! I think this guy is a great candidate for that. Look at that well-defined 8-pack he's sportin'! http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/fe/ac/15/feac154b7eb5155a2f5271eb242218bb.jpg
Happy Birthday, Lilly. http://25.media.tumblr.com/148fbb8996251ad5e9a32b397d520f53/tumblr_mte7y9t1uV1qjccd2o1_500.jpg
http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_51113675_w4wfj9vy5z.png I like that we're just creating names every Thursday.
Sundresses and flip flops. Other than for running, I don't wear shorts. Sundresses are my go to summer uniform.
Hope it's okay if I brought a guest - she's got her own syrup, kinda inexperienced, she may need some help getting it off her. Welcome Lola and ScriptWriter. New friends are always welcome. The more the merrier! Just because Pancake Tuesday is over doesn't mean I have to stop eating pancakes, does it?? http://media.timeout.com/blogimages/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/url1.gif Hmmm, maybe GardenerGuy shouldn't be in charge of pancake flipping anymore? http://media.timeout.com/blogimages/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/url-14.gif A little music for Ash Wednesday? //www.youtube.com/embed/CMThz7eQ6K0
I brought some bacon to go with all the pancakes. http://bacon.org/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/mama-liquor.jpg?itok=Db-QAK2C
http://upload.lushstories.com/983602935-0B7zpfnational-pancake-day-cheap-free-stack-ihop-ecards-someecards.png Welcome to the sammich, Elizabeth! So glad you made it for National Pancake Day!! http://cdn.tasteofawesome.com/2013/2/28/4a400cd88600c81c232ae6134f40a944.jpg
If I hurried, I had time to drive home, take a quick shower, get dressed and still not be late for my dinner date with Jason. He was working late, so he would be meeting me at the restaurant. Since I knew he wouldn’t be stopping home first, it gave me time to get my naughty surprise ready for him. Hopping out of the shower, I quickly dried off, rubbed on some lotion and made sure I was...
Added 08 Nov 2012 | Category Toys
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“Hi, this is Lana,” Janey said in a breathy voice into the phone. She looked in the mirror and smiled at her image and continued, “Is anyone else excited it’s Friday? Why don’t you call me and tell me your naughty plans for the weekend. Maybe we can have some fun together?” Janey added, “Call me!” as she hung up the phone. Looking closer in the mirror, Janey noticed a few stray hairs on...
Added 14 Mar 2013 | Category Humor
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This is a story written jointly by myself and my pal, Mazza. We’ve had a forum thread, Curlygirly and Mazza’s Big Sandwich, running for quite a while now on Lush and we thought that it might be fun to write about how things might go, if we could actually make it happen. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it! Curligirly picked up her ridiculous bubble-gum...
Added 06 Jan 2013 | Category MILF
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This is a story jointly written by myself and my partner in crime, Mazza. Mazza woke, her head was pounding. She opened her eyes and the room swam in and out of focus. What a mess! Champagne bottles, empty glasses and food wrappers were strewn everywhere. “Where the hell am I?” She thought as she began to sit up on the sofa, which was a mistake, as her head immediately began to spin...
Added 24 Jul 2013 | Category Group Sex
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I drove to Jason’s office to pick him up so we could go out dinner. I was arriving earlier than expected and, if I planned things right, most of the office staff would be leaving while he finished up his weekly conference call. Two of the qualities which most attracted me to Jason were his unwavering confidence and his total self control. However, making him lose control was an immense turn...
Added 10 Oct 2012 | Category Masturbation
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I thought I had to do it on my own But you showed me I wasn’t alone Day in and day out I could count on you without a doubt For months it was just you and me I always thought that we would be When times were tough You came through sure enough When every day seemed a trial Only you could make me smile You helped me greet the day And got me on my way Before I...
Added 07 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A sex swing for the pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French maid outfits, Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the fourth day...
Added 13 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems
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