About Dani
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Penguin enthusiast. Nap connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.

I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

Name:
Danielle Something
Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
Sex:
Female 
Age:
25
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Orientation:
Bisexual
Location:
Interests:
Pinky promises, penguins, reading, dolphins, cartoons, garlic cheddar biscuits, sea horses, swimming, rock-climbing, dancing, caves, starfish, science, eating, reading, aquatic life, SHOPPING, cupcakes, sea shells, pixie sticks, Disney Fairies, ginger ale, old newspaper articles, shoes, hair curlers, jellyfish, tarnished jewelry, bright colors, bubbles, candles, dressing rooms, cheetos, NAIL POLISH, mangoes, pineapples, green apples, music, coconut oil, mascara, hair bows, sunblock, lab reports, telephone booths, cramped spaces, bubble wrap, sailing, powdered donuts, polka dots, cuddles, argyle, kisses, girl scout cookies, hugs, sundresses, wedged shoes, bunnies, ZUMBA!
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: How long should a blowjob last?
Posted: 23 Apr 2014 22:47

Depends on whether or not the blowjob is the appetizer or the entree.

If it's the opening act, then long enough to tease him and get him ready for...other things. If it's the finale or the main event, then until he cums.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 23 Apr 2014 16:44

OMG, puppy!!!

Oh, right. Something nice. Adorable puppy is adorable.

Topic: is lush acting up every where?
Posted: 23 Apr 2014 16:18

Excuse me while I go and edit some pifs...


Oh my God!

Topic: Hydroquinone
Posted: 23 Apr 2014 16:06

Sounds interesting.

The problem with these things is that harmful effects take time to manifest (sometimes a decade or more). So there seems to be nothing wrong with it now, but in the future, who knows?

America has a policy where you have to prove something IS harmful before it's made available to the public in an official capacity, while most other developed countries are the exact opposite (you have to prove something ISN'T harmful before it's made available to the public).

Kind of like the whole BPA thing. At first it was fine, then years later there was overwhelming evidence that it was toxic. And now products claiming to be BPA-free have just been replaced with some other chemical that may be just as harmful (if not more) than BPA...it's just gonna take a few years before we know either way.

Damn I've digressed. Hydroquinone, right?

Yeah, those aromatic hydrocarbons are a force to be reckoned with. I'm not trying to use scare tactics, but some risks aren't worth taking. Especially when there are equally-effective and virtually risk-free alternatives readily available.

Hydroquinone is banned in some countries in certain concentrations, so hopefully the kind you ordered was of the FDA-approved concentration. I've never tried any, and I don't know anyone who has. I'm interested in knowing how it works out.

Topic: Yes the site is experiencing some problems - please be patient. Thank you.
Posted: 23 Apr 2014 15:51

Things happen with computers and servers from time to time. Rest assured, The Man (Gav), is aware of it and not even he can fix things if he is sleeping. We all need to remember he does what he does here outside of his real occupation and is not always able to right things as soon as they happen. Some things take longer. Patience and understanding from everyone is muchly appreciated. So when the site goes down, he knows about it. It's good opportunity for people to get outdoors and get some fresh air anyway.

Topic: is lush acting up every where?
Posted: 23 Apr 2014 15:50

Things happen with computers and servers from time to time. Rest assured, The Man (Gav), is aware of it and not even he can fix things if he is sleeping. We all need to remember he does what he does here outside of his real occupation and is not always able to right things as soon as they happen. Some things take longer. Patience and understanding from everyone is muchly appreciated. So when the site goes down, he knows about it. It's good opportunity for people to get outdoors and get some fresh air anyway.

Topic: I want a hamburger now.
Posted: 21 Apr 2014 07:36

Our head chef has spent a great deal of time and thought on revamping our menu. Hamburgers and their various forms are no longer offered at this establishment.

Topic: Editing Caution
Posted: 20 Apr 2014 20:57

Who dug this thing up, anyways?

No one cares anymore. Your 15 minutes of fame were over long before this thread faded into obscurity and you decided to bring it back to the forefront to give us more of your mock-indignant attitude.

We get it. Someone hurt your feelings via the internet. Dislodge your head from your rectum and let it go. Have a drink or two. It's just sad on your part, at this point.

Topic: The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 20:28



They knew what they were doing was going to piss people off. People Spent months of their lives working on stories that people are now no longer able to read.

Of course people are pissed. But if you're going to be childish about expressing your levels of pissivity, don't be shocked when someone points that out.

Topic: The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 19:49

I'm not generally a rude person, and this is my first and hopefully only insulting post but, because of this decision I hope all your servers become inoperable, and your facility burns to the ground.... How dare you take away a category because you "don't like it" or it's "too much work" ... Go fuck yourselves with a rusty pitchfork, you assholes..

Was this really necessary?

This is a website and I understand that you feel strongly...but wishing ill will and extreme violence on a group of people you don't know behind a story category?

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.65 | Views 849 | 16 Comments

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