About Dani
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Cynical optimist. Penguin enthusiast. Sleep connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.



I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Name:
Danielle Algo
Sex:
Female 
Age:
25
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Orientation:
Bisexual
Location:
Interests:
Pinky promises, penguins, reading, dolphins, cartoons, garlic cheddar biscuits, sea horses, swimming, rock-climbing, dancing, caves, starfish, science, eating, reading, aquatic life, SHOPPING, cupcakes, sea shells, pixie sticks, Disney Fairies, ginger ale, old newspaper articles, shoes, hair curlers, jellyfish, tarnished jewelry, bright colors, bubbles, candles, dressing rooms, cheetos, NAIL POLISH, mangoes, pineapples, green apples, music, coconut oil, mascara, hair bows, sunblock, lab reports, telephone booths, cramped spaces, bubble wrap, sailing, powdered donuts, polka dots, cuddles, argyle, kisses, girl scout cookies, hugs, sundresses, wedged shoes, bunnies, ZUMBA!
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Website:
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Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
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Days in Chat:
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Forum Posts:
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Stories:
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Have you ever tried to put your own cock in your ass, or have
Posted: 01 Aug 2014 13:55

This thread delivers.

happy1

Topic: What do you think about people who have no pics on their profiles?
Posted: 31 Jul 2014 10:16

I put up some pics of me. I was going to take them off but enjoyed some of the reactions so left them there. i don't care if others choose to put pics up - their choice. I understand the reasons why they choose not to. What does piss me off completely is people who can't be bothered to put up a profile with even the most basic information. Guys are infinitely worse than girls in this respect. AND people who hide behind the generic red face. Come on it's easy to find an avatar and dream up a bit of info about yourself. Anyway - no profile - no chats.

Actually, I think guys and girls are about what and what when it comes to the blank profile/no avatar thing.

A lot of them are just trying to get you to go to straight to Yahoo Messenger or Skype for some reason (probably spam), and couldn't care less about their profiles.

Topic: Hot & Crazy vs Cute & All Banked Up
Posted: 31 Jul 2014 10:11

Not sure about the thread, but yeah...this is probably one of the most ridiculous videos I've seen in a really long time.

And all of this nonsense coming from this guy, of all people. I know it was meant to be funny, and I'm all for dry humor, but this just fell completely flat. I don't even think I made it past the one-minute mark.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 30 Jul 2014 20:01

The next Disney movie should be based on her.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 30 Jul 2014 16:30

I'm beyond proud of her, and she knows why!

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 30 Jul 2014 16:13

Yay! Froggy!

Topic: Looking for a sexy guy to chat with
Posted: 29 Jul 2014 06:09



It can be depending on it's use. Like a lot of other terms, it can be very insulting to different people. I have been called a bird and felt it very demeaning.

That was my original interpretation of it, because where you and I are, a woman is only called a bird as an insult.

So I guess it depends on who's saying it. Lots of these things get lost in translation, which is why I try to stick to actual names and pronouns on here. That's a lesson I learned the hard way.

Topic: Looking for a sexy guy to chat with
Posted: 29 Jul 2014 05:46



Years ago when I started travelling internationally, one of my first trips was to London - and my UK based colleague offered some advice before we went. I was going with a group of coworkers - some women and men. He told us don't get alarmed if any of the guys get called "blokes" or the women get called "birds" - it's just British slang for guys and women - and nothing rude is meant by it.

We all thought it sounded funny - and sure as heck, we heard it when we were there lol..

One of the best parts about travelling all over is learning about different things - so for what it's worth, the bird reference was not distasteful.

As for the original posting, I've found my best chat friends by accident - not really looking - just roaming around the forum threads and you'll find lots of interesting, fun, nice people. Have fun :)




Yes, this has been explained to me several times over by several different people.

In regards to the whole 'this bird' thing, I was mistaken. In America we say 'chick' in the UK they say 'bird'. I totally missed that connection. Embarassed



Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 09:09

Can there be an option to choose an avatar directly from our image galleries in addition to uploading a picture every time we change it?

Maybe we can just hover an image and select 'Choose as avatar'. It would be really convenient, especially for those like myself that recycle avatars.

Topic: Fifty shades of Grey
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 06:48

Saw the trailer. Movie looks crappy. I'm sure it'll do fine in theaters.

That slowed-down, acoustic version of Crazy in Love playing in the trailer turns me on.

That's all I got.

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 1,497 | 19 Comments

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