About Dani

Penguin enthusiast. Nap connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.

I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

Danielle Something
Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Pinky promises, penguins, reading, dolphins, cartoons, garlic cheddar biscuits, sea horses, swimming, rock-climbing, dancing, caves, starfish, science, eating, reading, aquatic life, SHOPPING, cupcakes, sea shells, pixie sticks, Disney Fairies, ginger ale, old newspaper articles, shoes, hair curlers, jellyfish, tarnished jewelry, bright colors, bubbles, candles, dressing rooms, cheetos, NAIL POLISH, mangoes, pineapples, green apples, music, coconut oil, mascara, hair bows, sunblock, lab reports, telephone booths, cramped spaces, bubble wrap, sailing, powdered donuts, polka dots, cuddles, argyle, kisses, girl scout cookies, hugs, sundresses, wedged shoes, bunnies, ZUMBA!
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: I want a hamburger now.
Posted: 21 Apr 2014 07:36

Our head chef has spent a great deal of time and thought on revamping our menu. Hamburgers and their various forms are no longer offered at this establishment.

Topic: Editing Caution
Posted: 20 Apr 2014 20:57

Who dug this thing up, anyways?

No one cares anymore. Your 15 minutes of fame were over long before this thread faded into obscurity and you decided to bring it back to the forefront to give us more of your mock-indignant attitude.

We get it. Someone hurt your feelings via the internet. Dislodge your head from your rectum and let it go. Have a drink or two. It's just sad on your part, at this point.

Topic: The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 20:28

They knew what they were doing was going to piss people off. People Spent months of their lives working on stories that people are now no longer able to read.

Of course people are pissed. But if you're going to be childish about expressing your levels of pissivity, don't be shocked when someone points that out.

Topic: The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 19:49

I'm not generally a rude person, and this is my first and hopefully only insulting post but, because of this decision I hope all your servers become inoperable, and your facility burns to the ground.... How dare you take away a category because you "don't like it" or it's "too much work" ... Go fuck yourselves with a rusty pitchfork, you assholes..

Was this really necessary?

This is a website and I understand that you feel strongly...but wishing ill will and extreme violence on a group of people you don't know behind a story category?

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 13:11

He's kind enough to muster up nice things to say about MadMartigan, so he can't be all bad. evil4

Topic: The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 13:06

While pushing a moral code on an erotic site seems ridiculous, my own opinion is the site is better off with out the category.

Lack of morals on an erotic site is far more ridiculous, I think. In fact, lack of morals is the downfall of most erotic sites.

Topic: What dance gets you hot?
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 12:45


That shit is hard work. I work up a sweat every time.

Oh, you meant...nevermind. hiding

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 11:11

His username makes me laugh...and I really don't know why.

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 11:09


Topic: The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 10:58

I'm going to buy a bright red t-shirt with 'Lush Minion' printed on it.

How about a flashy .gif so we can use them as our avatars? You know how I feel about flashy .gifs.

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.65 | Views 820 | 16 Comments

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