I know what you mean, but I'm not sure political is the right word. Countries tend to vote for their neighbours or countries they have an affinity with. So Greece vote for Cyprus and vice versa and Finland vote for Hungary etc.

However, really good songs like the Danish one will still come through, because they will accrue points and get enough to win.

It's like UK doesn't get it somehow. If you go to Europe and listen to what's on the radio and what people listen to, it's not what Bonnie Tyler was singing. I do wonder if the UK guys are deliberately sending it up. Our song last night is like the stuff my Mum listens to lol.

Why does the UK even enter?! Bonny Tyler's song was rubbish. Are the people who think up these entries actually trying to make us look pathetic? And why are they so old. Our girl must have been the oldest performer and that Humpledink man last year is as old as my Grandad!

I love watching the different songs but the UK is just a laughing stock! I know this won't mean anything to American readers, but anyone else got an opinion?

P.S. loved the Finnish song with the lesbians kissing at the end and the Denmark girl was a worthy winner!

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It depends. I like to wear either thin leggings or shorts in the gym. For running outside I nearly always wear loose-fitting shorts unless it's freezing and I'll wear jogging trousers. My top is normally loose T shit and if I'm running I wear a sports bra.

I don't think this is as simple as it sounds. I believe sexuality is a continuum and that we all lie somewhere on a line from straight to gay. I also think you can move around a bit on that line. What about paedophiles? Are they born like that or do they get perverted somewhere along the way?

I still don't get how gravity makes the Earth a sphere, yet an asteroid is a lump of rock. I get that's something to do with mass and that the Earth is big. So what's the smallest thing in the universe that's a sphere?

Hmmm... Ashlie said something about gravity making the space-time curve and that's what makes it a sphere. But what does that mean? I don't know any physicists and I accept this question might not have a layman's version type answer, but it really fascinates me.

Anyone who finds breast feeding offensive, covered or otherwise need to have a proper word with themselves

OK my next question in this category is, 'Why is the Earth a sphere and not a shapeless lump of rock?'

Apparently it's something to do with space and time and Einstein? Can anyone explain this in layman's terms? I asked my friend Ashlie who's the clevererest person I know and it was just gobblydegook. How does space and time make the Earth into a sphere? I've been drinking wine, so now might not be the best time...

Feedback is like a driven and under dampened oscillator.

What this means is imagine you have a microphone that is hooked to an amplifying speaker. Any little sound that is picked up by the microphone is the amplified by the speaker. If that microphone is placed in front of the speaker the noise is picked up by the microphone and amplified and then picked up by the microphone and amplified....... Ad infinitum. So the sound keeps getting louder and louder, this is positive feed back.

This is what happens when somebody on a telephone talking to a radio station with that station playing in the background does. The noise is looped and amplified.

I hope that helps.

That kind of sounds like how my Dad said it. I guess your explanation is a teensy bit more comprehensible but only just.

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