Been here for awhile now and not a day goes by that I don't log off either with a smile on my face, or a sore gut from laughing so much. You will find me to be non-judgemental and open minded, there is not much out there that will offend me. I also will not post and "rules" on how to add me as a friend or contact me, if we laugh together we will be just fine. For those of you wondering about pictures of myself, I have a sales force and will not post a anything of myself for anoymity (although I did surprise people a few times) You can find me in the forums mostly I will occasionally hop into the chats. I have met a ton of great friends here. I never thought I would come to a sex stories website and meet such great people!I enjoy writing and am dedicated to doing way more than I have to this date. I am very lucky to be surrounded by amazing people in my life and have two dogs who bring me to tears with his silly antics and his stinky farts. Oh and if you are inquiring why my AV is Colin Farrell, I have been very fortunate to be compared to him with my looks.
Super-cute pigtails! She leaves enough to leave you wondering, but just enough to let you know what she likes. A true gift to the Lush community!
And we have a pretty busy routine not sure how much time he'd have to jerk off with out me there. I leave at 7 am he leaves at 730. About a half hour then..... He gets off work at 5, and hits the gym gets home usually around 630 i get off and am home a few minutes after 7. Hey look at that! There's another half hour! Were pretty much on the same schedule. He only has his i phone for internet at home and his work lap top at work which he can't be browsing at porn cause its regulated. Hate to burst your bubble, but most porn sites have a mobile version. It's recognized the minute you log on from your iPhone. In fact, watching porn from a mobile phone is increasing in popularity. Just think of all the locations he can have a "wank"! Last night he had another full on erection but it took about 5 minutes to get him hard. But once he was it was 100% Are you sure it wasn't 93.5% hard? Just busting your chops. Hope you realize I am just poking fun.... Well...............
This is what you do, both of you need to get naked and when he feels the urgh to pee, put a strap-on on and stand behind him putting the strap-on up his ass while standing. The next thing is to reach around and grab his cock and tell him to start peeing. Let me know how this goes..... http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/02634867020853384757.jpg
Dude, you got SCHOOLED!I have a 2009 Smart car, a 2004 Harley Sportster 883XL and when I feel like being whimsical, a Scwinn unicycle. When I was at Ohio State I used the unicycle to get around campus. Yeah totally schooled! The value was a little less than what I thought. When you were 21 did you own a car that could do 0-60 mph (0-100 km/h) in 2.9 seconds, that also has a G-force meter?Guess what, that's what the Nissan GTR has. Kinda makes the unicycle obsolete now doesn't it?
I don't know where your getting your numbers from, but the current estimated value is £63500 GBPThe mini and mg were both project cars (therefore very cheap), and the Nissan is currently on finance and I haven't bought the bike yet, it's still a dream unfortunately!Hope this has cleared it up for you :) Ok so I was a little high, even at 63500 pounds that's still $100,000.00 American or Canadian. At 21 you have those cars at your disposal? Doesn't matter if the GTR is financed you still "own" the debt.Sounds like a lot of money to me, at 21 I only wish I had a bicycle at your age let alone the cars you posses.
Happy Birthday Ginger! Hope you have an amazing day! http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/03634889276406630147.jpg
I honestly don't give a rats ass, I spend as much time in the kitchen as she does...... Who gives a shit as to what she's wearing on her feet.
Flatulants and excess gas.
So you mention your man only gets 80% hard.....how does one measure that? Do you know what 70%, or 90% feels like for that matter?Is not getting completely hard something that affects you more than it does him?You say that you're out of his league when it comes to looks.....what kind of statement is that? Maybe you project that onto him in someway and he feels an enormous pressure to live up to you and your expectations. You come off sounding quite full of yourself actually.As for addressing the matter at hand, why don't you two go down to the local sex toy store and pick out a few things. One of them being a cock ring. That should help with his hardness and obtain 97-100% hardness.
When I was younger, I would go to my friends house and go into the shared bathroom and take his sisters panties out of the hamper and literally lick and eat the white dried cum out of her panties. I would suck on the pieces of cum until they dissolved in my mouth.Would you be mad or turned on if you caught me doing that?Also, is there any way that I could tell her now, 14 years later, what I use to do with her panties?Please let me know your thoughts! http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/01635029320149824577.gif
The Night That Changed My Life- Chapter 4a - What have I done? As we leave the hotel and get into our cars, the guilt of what I had done hits me like a ton of bricks. Vivid thoughts of my wife, and good times we have spent together over the last 10 years race through my mind. I even scream to myself in my car 'Y ou fucking idiot! What have I just done ?" But there is a feeling that I...
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The night that changed my life chapter 3 “The hotel room” As I enter the door I hear soft music playing and met with the dancing flames of candles adorning the room. Shaking like a leaf, I honestly don’t know if I have ever been this nervous. I breathe a sigh of relief finding out that it is just the two of us in the here. Walking by the bathroom and notice a bubble bath has been drawn...
Added 03 Feb 2011 | Category Reluctance
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The night that changed my life chapter two, “The move”. I was still dumbfounded at the fact I was being promoted, yes I worked hard but I was almost in exile in my city. I was left to my own devices and really under the radar. Here I am now getting the offer to move across the country, get a huge raise and a high ranking position. With all of my thoughts running through my head they snapped...
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The sexual tension has been building for years however I just was too shy to act on it. She was a thing of beauty beautiful blonde hair just past her shoulders, standing about 5 foot 3 with a trim body and 36 F breasts. Oh, those breasts. I have been lusting for her for over eight years now; however, we lived on opposite sides of the country. She worked at the head office while I was...
Added 28 Nov 2010 | Category Reluctance
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