Forum posts made by dudealicious

I can play a few instruments. Not all of them traditional. I'm pretty good on a set of spoons and my accordian skills are top notch!

My family is fairly musical. We've got all kinds of instruments tucked away in closets and attics.
I started with the fiddle at the age of 3 and progressed to the piano a couple of years later. (My grandfathers taught me and argued over which one was more important)
In school, I learned how to read music and played a variety of instruments. I've continued the tradition with my kids.
One of these days I'll learn to play the guitar. Along with the banjo. I always wanted to learn how to play it.
And I sing, from time to time. When invited.

I heard you play a mean skin flute!!

This is amazing news! Congrats Nic and Gav!

No wonder why I have been doing so much stroking lately.......

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I do have to admit though.....

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Where to start?

In Junior high school I started playing my first of many instruments - the trombone. It was pretty cool especially when it came to playing in the jazz band however I always wanted to play the saxophone. Once I switched schools I was able to take up the sax and played them all, from Alto, to Bass and everything in between. I had the lead Alto role in an award winning jazz band with the school and often had to double on the flute and clarinet.

I have also played the Bassoon, Tuba and percussion (which included the kettle drums, drum set, marimba and xylophone) But my biggest love was when I was marching. I started on the snare drum but quickly progressed to the tenor drums (5 drums). I was fortunate enough to make it to the "major leagues" of marching and ended my time with an amazing drum corps.

Just a little tibit of what we did.

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Happy Birthday to the beautiful T (aka propergrl)

Hope you have an incredible day and there is plenty of excitement you need to take a break from.

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But also have time for some dancing!

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A very Happy Birthday to you!

Isn't it a masseur if it's a guy?

Tomato tommato.

I am straight...but my messauge guy likes to blow me..does that make me bi?

If you mean massage guy or masseuse, no that doesn't make you gay. In fact that makes you more like John Travolta!

I have never worked in a club but I must admit it is a fantasy to do it for just one night, LOL!! I once entered an amateur "dance" contest when I was younger and it was so much fun. I felt so powerful being on stage. But I didn't give any lap dances!! Got a lot of tips though !

I have a tip for you Nikki.......just come a little closer......closer.......now behind the curtains.......

To the bestest programmer a sex stories website could ever have......I wish you a very Happy Birthday and many cupcakes!

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Hope the office party is a crazy one!

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But also make sure that you and the missus have a nice day on the beach!

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All the best mate!

It's not about keeping things bottled up or speaking your mind. It's about knowing when to shut up or speak up. The same idea can be stupid on monday but genius on tuesday, depending on when and where you said it and to who.

As much as it pains me to agree with this guy, he nailed it. ^This^

Come on guys! That's all a load of bull crap.

Hotrod, what you need to do is to let your girl (prey) know just how hard you are going to cyberfuck them. What's always worked for me is to stick your dick in their ear, so they can hear where you're coming from.

Rock on brother!

I really don’t understand some of the comments on here. Women aren’t “throwing themselves” at me, and I don’t consider myself some kind of a stud or god’s gift to women either. I’ve been walking with this woman for a while, and we’ve got to know each other before anything happened. It’s not my fault if her husband is gay and can’t take care of her when she needs some love. My good friend who screwed my nephew used to be a girlfriend of mine, and yes we really liked fucking a lot and we still like to do it once in a while – what’s the big deal about that? Doesn't everybody have some old friends they still do it with given the right occasion?

Ok so my friend’s niece was a complete fluke, a stroke of luck, but who doesn't get lucky once in a while? And maybe the reason I’m luckier than most guys is that I actually spend the time it takes to get to know women, to make them feel special, to drop the right hints and suggestions to get their dirty little minds going. Let’s face it, anyone that thinks that women don’t crave sex even more so than men is a total idiot, all a horny woman needs is a good excuse, someone they can trust and a little bit of seducing.


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Ravyn's just plain nice... plus, she lets me sit on her lap and stuff! :)

What to say about dear Sprite.....hmmmmm

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She is a gift to Lush and her friends. A one of a kind woman that oozes class and silliness (that's a very hard combination to achieve yanno)

All I can say is that you definitely got the MOJO going on!!!!

First, you've got the virgin nephew who was helped out by a friend of yours who you went back and fucked. Virgin Nephew thread

Next, you've got the horny neighbor whose husband travels a lot for work and may or may not be having sex with men while he's out of town on business. Horny Unsatisfied Neighbor thread

Now, you're sticking it to a friend's niece in a trailer while he's out for a few hours.

You've got women throwing themselves at you left and right. Kudos! You're leading a Porn's Star's life. I do hope you're making these into stories for Lush. "The Adventures of Jim4Pleasure" has a nice ring to it!!

OOPS!!

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An older friend of mine lives in a trailer park outside of town and I was in that area and dropped in on him like I usually do once in a while. When I knocked this young woman opens the door wearing nothing but a t-shirt hanging down to her thighs. I was pretty surprised and thought I had the wrong place, but it turned out it was his niece that had been staying there for a while. She said he should be back in an hour and invited me in and I figured I might as well wait for him to get back.

She offers me some coffee and then she asks me if I want some Kahlua to go with my coffee. I say ok and she pours a bunch in both cups and starts telling me how bored she’s been there as she’s walking around putting things away. Every now and then she leans over and I get glimpses of her braless breasts and panties under the loose t-shirt. She's not a model or anything, but her body was really turning me on and I couldn't help staring at it. I’m not suspecting anything, just sitting there and enjoying the coffee and the sights, when she comes over and now tells me my friend wouldn’t be back until evening.

I’m really shocked and speechless and asked her why she lied to me. She said she was sorry and just wanted someone to be with for a while. By now I’m wondering if she isn’t thinking what I’m thinking and then she looks at me and says she’s really in the mood to do it if I am too. Well that was that and I ended up fucking that girl in the trailer every which way I know how for the next couple of hours. Then for some stupid reason she ends in a fight with her uncle and tells him about me being there and so he calls me a few days later really mad about the whole thing and threatening me like I did something really wrong.

Did I do anything wrong here?


All I can say is....

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Fuck. BTW, Love the Hat

Fuck. BTW love all about you!

Go Bruins!

Kiss. Hey kinks

I have French Bulldogs and must say they are an amazing breed! The are very quiet (thats Bulldog in them) and require a decent amount of activity. My two boys actually will sit at the front door and give you the stink eye until you take them for their daily walk. They are however, VERY stubborn they do take a little patience but you will be well rewarded. Couldn't imagine life without them!

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Blurred lines - Robin Thicke

Vacuuming the house naked and accidentally my cock got sucked into the pipe (had no attachment on). An interesting way to stretch it

Accidentally.......?

How on gods green earth does that happen accidentally?

That's gotta suck!

the only thing that bothers me is when i take out the time to send an original non-pervy message and get ignored yet they're quick to friend me for my naughties. i'd like to chat too, you know. i'm not just a penis. :/ .

If that bothers you so much, why don't you put the dick pics in a private gallery for friends? Seems like an easy solution.

WAT IF THERE WILL BE A LAW ,OF NOT WEARING ANYTHING WAIST DOWN, WAT WILL BE YOUR REACTION .BOTH MEN AND WOMEN

Something like this.

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You're making me horny with your "people who can't write English" rant. I am, of course, kidding with that comment, but I'd have to agree with you on that pet peeve. It's almost as annoying as (people, please don't kill me for doing this because I'm killing myself as it is) txt spk .



Like WTF man! U dnt like tht? OMG!!!

Ok ok BRB

Would you give this guy a break? There are plenty of Loe's out there here's a few to be exact......sheesh!

It comes in the form of a cute balloon

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A childrens book..

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Nerdy graphics

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Ryan Gosling even likes Loe's!

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Loe's even has an official cheerleading squad!

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But alas, we should all take a big deepth breath and...............


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For those that have gotten to know her, you know just how amazing this woman is. She is mysterious, sexy, kind and warm hearted. I am very lucky to have gotten to know her a little, and wanted to wish her a very Happy Birthday!

So Happy Birthday Java! I hope the day brings a lot of laughter and happiness to you. And.......cock....(I mean cake......cake!! )

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Super-cute pigtails!

She leaves enough to leave you wondering, but just enough to let you know what she likes. A true gift to the Lush community!

And we have a pretty busy routine not sure how much time he'd have to jerk off with out me there. I leave at 7 am he leaves at 730.

About a half hour then.....

He gets off work at 5, and hits the gym gets home usually around 630 i get off and am home a few minutes after 7.

Hey look at that! There's another half hour!

Were pretty much on the same schedule. He only has his i phone for internet at home and his work lap top at work which he can't be browsing at porn cause its regulated.

Hate to burst your bubble, but most porn sites have a mobile version. It's recognized the minute you log on from your iPhone. In fact, watching porn from a mobile phone is increasing in popularity. Just think of all the locations he can have a "wank"!

Last night he had another full on erection but it took about 5 minutes to get him hard. But once he was it was 100%

Are you sure it wasn't 93.5% hard?

Just busting your chops. Hope you realize I am just poking fun.... Well...............

This is what you do, both of you need to get naked and when he feels the urgh to pee, put a strap-on on and stand behind him putting the strap-on up his ass while standing. The next thing is to reach around and grab his cock and tell him to start peeing. Let me know how this goes.....


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Dude, you got SCHOOLED!

I have a 2009 Smart car, a 2004 Harley Sportster 883XL and when I feel like being whimsical, a Scwinn unicycle.

When I was at Ohio State I used the unicycle to get around campus.

Yeah totally schooled! The value was a little less than what I thought. When you were 21 did you own a car that could do 0-60 mph (0-100 km/h) in 2.9 seconds, that also has a G-force meter?

Guess what, that's what the Nissan GTR has. Kinda makes the unicycle obsolete now doesn't it?

I don't know where your getting your numbers from, but the current estimated value is £63500 GBP
The mini and mg were both project cars (therefore very cheap), and the Nissan is currently on finance and I haven't bought the bike yet, it's still a dream unfortunately!

Hope this has cleared it up for you :)

Ok so I was a little high, even at 63500 pounds that's still $100,000.00 American or Canadian. At 21 you have those cars at your disposal? Doesn't matter if the GTR is financed you still "own" the debt.

Sounds like a lot of money to me, at 21 I only wish I had a bicycle at your age let alone the cars you posses.

Happy Birthday Ginger! Hope you have an amazing day!

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