Hiya. I work in a small community with a public job, so I will not be posting pictures of myself on here. I will also not post pictures of some bodybuilder and pretend to be someone who I'm not. I've seen that from both men and women on here. I won't be deceptive. You can have a little laugh at the pickle with the sombrero. If you can't laugh, I feel sorry for you. :)

With that out of the way, I am both a highly serious and highly humorous person. I will probably make you laugh and probably make you think. I'm pretty friendly unless you're full of crap, so feel free to say hi. If you want to get my attention, say something funny or intelligent. Both work wonders on me.

I hang out in the forums mostly. I occasionally spend some time in the chatrooms. I'm a big flirt, but I'm not really here for the cybersex. You pretty much have to be someone really special to get that out of me. Don't take offense, if that's not you; I just have different standards than most guys.

I sometimes get bored with a topic on on the forum and will just drop out of it in what you might think is the middle. Don't assume this means anything other than I'm tired of typing. :)

I'm pretty much cool with other people's fetishes and interests. I may not share them with you, but I certainly won't judge you. As long as you aren't hurting anyone in real life, I have no problem with it.

I guess if you want to know anything else, you're welcome to ask. Thanks for stopping by my profile.

Interests
I love talking about deep topics. I love talking about totally absurd things. I love getting to know people. I love learning new things. I love joking around and flirting. I play a couple of instruments and sing a bit. I still play videogames; I'm a big kid at heart.

Favorite Books
I've been reading things about black holes, string theory, etc. I like skeptical books also. The God Delusion is a good example. I also enjoy Dave Barry type humor books. The Hitchhiker's Guide books are cool too. Anything that makes me think or laugh is good. See a theme here? :p

Favorite Authors
Dave Barry, Richard Dawkins, Michael Shermer, Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku, Douglas Adams.

Favorite Movies
I love comedy movies, but there are very few of them that are actually funny. How "ironical" is that? A good drama, suspense, or psychological thriller can be fun too.

Favorite Music
I like oldies, metal, punk, and ska.