About HappyEndings
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Ok... I'm busted and I admit to it.... I am only here to have wanton sex with women that are shameless and insatiable... So sue me!!! LOL

At least I'm honest about it...

Name:
Patrick NOYB
Date Joined:
07 Dec 2011
Last Visit:
24 May 2013
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Taurus
Relationship Status:
Slut
Orientation
Bi-curious
Location:
Florida, United States
Interests:
Sex, working out, sex, hiking, sex, mountain biking, sex, fishing, sex, hunting, sex, writing, and did I mention sex?
Favorite Books:
Too many to list.
Favorite Authors:
None in particular
Favorite Movies:
Too many to list.
Favorite Music:
Anything but heavy metal.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted: 21 May 2013 16:46

Oh my.... I'd certainly dominate.... ;)

Topic: What are some sex games?
Posted: 13 May 2013 01:57

I've played a lot of strip poker and found it to be a great ice breaker. I prefer 5 card draw which is pretty easy for anyone to understand and most have played it or can be taught quickly.

Reluctant women usually get offered the option of two to one which is that I let them wear twice as many articles of clothing as I do and they usually go for that. What I DON'T mention is that I'm a pretty good card player... ;)

Once someone becomes totally naked I usually offer the option of "double or nothing" in which case the naked one gets to put all their clothes back on if they win the hand or have to submit to anything the other person wants to do to them for a half hour if they lose... This is the part that can make the game "intensely interesting" as I've seen some pretty creative and fun ideas used on the loser of a double or nothing bet.

Another one is a simple iPhone app that is essentially an electronic Truth or Dare that I ran into and although it's not very well done, it still will do in a pinch if you don't have anything else with you and the opportunity for a sex game comes up. It is set up for just two people or a "group" of people. You can select either just truths, just dares, or both.

Don't we almost all have smart phones and don't we almost always have them with us? That's what makes this app so useful because you never know when the opportunity may come up for a sex game. :)

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dirty-game-hot-truth-or-dare/id468667433?mt=8

Topic: Doctors warn of 'aggressive' new sexually-transmitted superbug
Posted: 06 May 2013 01:23

This is no joke and in the article they say it might be worse than AIDS. Y'all be careful out there...

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/05/05/doctors-warn-aggressive-new-sexually-transmitted-superbug/

Topic: What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?
Posted: 27 Apr 2013 03:41

I've read all the pet peeves here and it seems that I'm the only one that's having problems with this... A lot of the women on here are wonton whores and they all treat me like I'm a piece of meat. They chat me up and make me think they like me and then they use me like a prostitute in chat rooms and cyber me until I'm exhausted and sore.

Some of them even convince me to meet them and use me sexually for their own pleasure without even thanking me. It's shameful and I'm feeling so used and unappreciated... They treat me like a piece of meat!!!

Why can't they like me for my mind... LOL

No really folks... It's only the internet... I guess if it's your only or most important life then I pity you but really... Don't let a few words and pictures on your computer/smart phone screen get you upset... Life is passing you by as you agonize over forums...

Get outside and get some fresh air... It's springtime for fuck's sake...

Oh... And if any of you hotties want to relieve my constant and undeniable sex urges please PM me with naked pics of you and your little sister and let's Skype... LOL

Topic: Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted: 26 Apr 2013 05:47

So the general consensus is that the guys say definitely YES and the women say a definite MAYBE if there is a relationship developing but in the end probably no?

I'm SOOOOOOOOOO surprised.... Anyone else? laughing3

Topic: Watching a guy masturbate
Posted: 26 Apr 2013 05:41

Chics dig it.... LOL Especially the dominating types.... ;)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hzhzAMkr1rwnsgjo1_500.jpg

Topic: Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted: 20 Apr 2013 03:45

Lust and infatuation, yes. A few times.

Real true love? Hmm... debatable.

I tried and tried and finally decided that DD put it better than I possibly could.

I'm in lust with and am infatuated by several women right now and some I even quietly see as they periodically satisfy their most animal urges and then they run back to the security of their suxessful relationships... LOL

I'm perfectly happy to live this way because although sometimes I feel that there is a hole in my heart, I also don't have the problem with feeling trapped or bored... ;)

Variety is the Spice of Life and life has always been very good for me... No regrets and no complaints and LOTS of freedom... party002

Topic: Your ideal partner in two words
Posted: 19 Mar 2013 03:18

Alpha Female

Topic: Biggest boner-maker on a women?
Posted: 25 Feb 2013 00:28

I like the whole package but if I had to choose I'd go for ass and legs every time... Show me them legs and that sweet ass baby and if it's nice I'll follow you anywhere... ;)

Topic: IF YOU COULD....
Posted: 22 Feb 2013 16:37

I definitely would but just to enjoy the ride again... It's been GREAT!!! Whew!!! Loving it.... ;)

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