About Hasabrain2

Let's be honest. I'm a middle-age guy trying to have some fun online . . . maybe even in person if the circusmstances are right. I like most mainstream erotica. I don't see the point in bondage. Good sex makes both partners happy.

California, United States
I often get on Lush during my lunch break. (I live close to work). As I have to get back to work, I'm not always available to chat.
Favorite Books:
I read exclusively non-fiction. Everything from the Dark Emperors (a book about the decadence of ancient Rome) to Stephen Hawking (of "Brief History of Time fame).
Favorite Movies:
I like movies with good dialogue. Whether it is Star Trek or Casablanca I want good dialogue. Action movies are great (I like Jackie Chan espcially) but good diaglogue makes the movie meaningful.
Favorite Music:
Soft rock, some classical music and please don't hate me . . . disco.
Date Joined:
01 Feb 2011
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Topic: Fifty shades of Grey
Posted: 26 Jul 2014 19:38

I am facebook friends with my nephew and his wife. The wife posts more often he. She recently posted a trailer for the movie (to be released on
Valentine's Day 2015) of the Fifty Shades of Grey. She has also "liked" the books on FB. I see her and my nephew a couple of times of year as they 200 miles away. She is pretty good looking. (Hey you can't help but notice). I just feel kinda odd knowing what my nephew's wife "likes" As best as I can tell, nephew and wife have a good marriage. Next time I see, I want to joke and ask "read any good books lately?" But will resist.
Comments please.

Topic: Age Gaps! (Big or small)
Posted: 06 Jul 2014 16:20

Not at all. I prefer older men, much older. So I prefer a big age gap to a small one.

So someone like me, who is in his fifties, is fair game?

Topic: 3 words a man loves to hear a woman say...
Posted: 23 May 2014 18:00

You're the best.

not be used with

You're my first.

Topic: Where on Earth are you from? (Location, not heritage)
Posted: 01 Mar 2014 09:13

Central Coast Calif.

Topic: Time again for the Eiffel tower game
Posted: 23 Jan 2014 14:56

For those of you not familiar the Eiffel tower games goes like this. If you ask a 1,000 people to guess the height of the Eiffel tower and average their answers you would likely get an answer close to the correct height (of course you could Google "height of the Eiffel Tower" but that is missing the point).

So here's the question: (Actually a series of related questions)

What percentage of women do you think have had a threesome?

What percentage of men do you think have had a threesome?

Which do you think is more common for threesomes?

FFM (Two women one man) or

MFM (Two men and one woman).

Please post your guesses. I will then average the answers after a month or so.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 21 Jan 2014 07:54

Someone I would like to link up with . . . on the golf course.

Topic: Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted: 08 Jan 2014 12:52

I would say yes, but she isn't into guys.

Topic: Victoria's Secret
Posted: 07 Jan 2014 10:10

The downtown area where I live has many shops, including a Victoria's Secret. If I go downtown (which is often) I almost always see a at least one woman carrying a Victoria's Secret shopping bag. Now, it is not unusual for me to run into a coworker (male or female) or neighbor downtown, if you were "Mary from accounting" carrying a Victoria's Secret bag and you bump into "Hasabrain2 from the second floor" wouldn't you be embarrassed? I'm on the mature side (I'm two years younger than the father of the hottest babe at work). Wouldn't that make it even more embarrassing?

My sister visits from time to time, even if she knew I wouldn't be downtown I just can't see her walking around with a Vicotria's Secret bag as she heads back to her car.

When you shop at VS at the mall (or wherever) do you get a nondescript bag or a VS bag? If a VS bag, are you worried that your boss, nerdy kid down the street, former high school math teacher, whatever, might also be out shopping?

Topic: Ladies, do you like tasting your own pussy juice?
Posted: 07 Jan 2014 09:53

Is it just me or does knowing this and reading that ladies this love for their juices just make me hot?

No just not you. I woman licking off fingers is a definite turn on.

Topic: Cheating, Obama, and Ford?
Posted: 25 Oct 2013 12:59

Saved the auto industry huh? OR did he give millions of tax payer dollars to millionaires so they wouldn't have to invest their own money?

No, it was basically a loan. A loan which has since be repaid, keeping thousands off welfare and foodstamps. A good deal all around.

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Stories Published By Hasabrain2
A present from MaryBeth

True story? You decide A couple of years ago, I decided to lose weight and bought a bike for exercise. A few years later, I got a gym membership. Last Christmas, because I got tired of riding the bike in rush hour I got an elliptical machine. Between the workouts at home and at the gym and the long bike rides, I was, if I do say so myself, turning into middle-aged stud muffin. As I...

Added 28 Jul 2012 | Category Toys | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.14 | Views 8,280 | 1 Comment

Bare Music Part 2

Note: To fully appreciate this part 2, please read part 1 first. I went to the gallery to pick up Jennifer up for our date. She had Bare Music prominently displayed. She paid me a great compliment by pricing it three times as much as any similar sized painting. Jennifer and I had a wonderful dinner, but I had to call the evening short as I had a rare Saturday morning meeting to attend. ...

Added 11 Feb 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 888

Bare music part 1

Don’t be turned off by the first paragraph. The old people in the story have nothing to do with the sex; they are just part of the plot. Mom was getting on her years. She sold her house and moved into a nursing home. As she owned the house free and clear she had money to spare. She gifted me ten thousand dollars; the maximum amount allowed by the IRS before a gift of money has to be taxed....

Added 14 Jan 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.38 | Views 2,838 | 1 Comment

This gentleman always keeps his promise

Note: I wrote this story with a lush friend, who said she gets off watching guys get off. From our emails, it was understood our meeting would not lead to intercourse. It took awhile for her to be assured I would be gentleman and would not try to have sex with her once we got our clothes off. I assured her again and again I would respect whatever limits she set. She was finally convinced...

Added 07 Jun 2011 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 3,321

Coach scores more than a victory

Author’s note: This is work of fiction. Since she moved in next door, I’ve always been on good terms with my neighbor Claudia. If I went away for the weekend, she would take care of my dog. If she went away I would take of her cat. She was younger than me, about 35, but in great shape. I gave hints from time to time that I wanted to be more than neighbors, but she hinted back that she was...

Added 19 May 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 7,563 | 1 Comment

Fun at the conference, Ver. 3.0

Author’s note: In real life I will be attending a professional conference in San Diego. Each fantasy can be read on its own. I was feeling really good. My presentation went exceptionally well. I was headed back to my hotel room to get ready to celebrate. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do to celebrate. I might hit the town or try out the fancy pool, but first I needed to go back to my...

Added 01 Apr 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 3,287 | 1 Comment

Fun at the conference Version 2.0

Author’s note: This is the second story I have written about having “fun at the conference” and more are planned. Each story is distinct; the only similarity is that all the stories take place at a professional conference in San Diego in the summer. A conference, in real life, I hope to attend. San Diego is a great place to attend a professional conference. The air is warm, the people...

Added 07 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,669

The conference

Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...

Added 11 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 2,318 | 1 Comment

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