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Introduce the title of your story : Office Bathroom Quickie
Genre/Category : Gay Male Stories
Provide the link : http://www.lushstories.com/stories/gay-male/office-bathroom-quickie.aspx

1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?

I used to write fiction and some erotic fiction for other sites, and wanted to write something new after I joined Lush. I had never written anything that was from an experience from my real life. This event had recently happened, and I thought it would make a short quick story that some might enjoy.

2. How did you come up with these characters?

Well in this case I didn't have to, our parents did that for us many years ago. When I wrote the story I of course changed his name, but I changed some other things as well including making him uncut when in real life he is cut. In later stories of mine that feature him I made him cut as he is. I will most likely go back and edit that so it will be consistent. So if you click on the link and it is not available I have decided to do that.

3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?

It was my first attempt at writing anything of a non-fiction nature as far as erotica. It was a learning process. It went through quite a few changes to get it approved here. It is also shorter than most of my other stories.

4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?

Getting it approved. At the other sites I had written erotica for, they were not as strict. Grammar has always been a tough subject for me. So I struggled with some issues there.

5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?

Nothing other than it is a true story that happened to me. I work to stay as close to the events in my true accounts only changing names and locations to protect the guilty. Also some dialogue gets changed because I always remember events but dialogue that happened during the event doesn't always stick in my memory as well.

If you are not into sex between men then it isn't a story for you.

Jennifer Lopez - date
Chris Pine - Suck
Blake Shelton - Fuck
Salma Hayek - Pass

Taylor Swift
Lady Gaga
Carrie underwood
Katy Perry

Guilty of frequently doing it

Ever laughed so hard you peed your pants

Guilty

Have you ever cybered with someone, and told them you came, but you didn't

Steve Carell - date
Chris Hemsworth - suck
Natalie Portman - fuck
Britney Spears - pass

Justin Timberlake
Mariah Carey
Shemar Moore
Rhianna

Gives great info, knows what she likes, sweet lady, and a great writer

sure....jumping in

CD's!!! um 33's, 45's or 78's in my day ...

Well most of those were no longer made for current artists in my lifetime, but I sure do enjoy collecting them.

I have hundreds of 33s and 45s -- no 78s for now.

I got funny looks from my two when I mentioned a jukebox - I had to explain that it was like a GIANT ipod that you put money in to play a vinyl record, or later, CD...

Honestly, they looked at me as though I was mad



Funnily, one of my sisters recently bought her first car and the stereo in it is a cassette deck - I gave her a load of old mix cassettes I'd made up (some from almost 30 years ago) I had quite the trip down memory lane, listening to them before I passed them on to her!

I have a huge collection of old 45 records -- many handed down to me by my Mom and many picked up at flea markets, yard sales, etc. I keep looking at the jukeboxes and want to buy one but they are always so expensive. The best ones also come preloaded with 45s already.

there is an old 50s style diner near here that I have been to a few times. They still have the old type that sit on the tables and you can play music from them -- instead of having to go to the big one.

I was 14 and had my first job -- working with my dad all summer for the plant he was head of maintenance for. I bought several CDs at the end of the summer all at one time. Even back then my music taste was ecclectic. I still have all of them today.

Kenny G - The Collection
Aaron Neville - The Grand Tour
Shania Twain - Shania Twain
Abba - More ABBA Gold
Bette Midler - Experience the Divine
Barbra Streisand - Back to Broadway
Meat Loaf - Bat Out of Hell II

and 3 Eagles CDs I had always wanted -- their 2 greatest hits and their live CD

They were the first CD's I ever bought with my own money. As I said I still have them today, but none of them are the originals. Most of them got broke, lost or just scratched.

Practice is the number one thing.

Relaxing....breathing through your nose...and just taking your time and not forcing it.

Not sure how much that helps but those are just some of the things that helped me years ago when I first started.

Wish her profile had more info, but at least she is a very pretty girl to look at.

Definitely

Jeremy Clarkson - suck
Lee R Ermey - pass
Scarlett Johansson - fuck
Olivia Wilde - date

Tommy Lee
Pamela Anderson
Ian Somerhalder
Julia Roberts

Reese Witherspoon - Date
Owen Wilson - Suck
Adam Levine - Fuck
Johnny Depp - Pass

Shakira
Usher
Blake Shelton
Adam Levine

Dave Grohl - Date
Bruce Willis - Suck
Demi Moore - Fuck
Jenny McCarthy - Pass

Clive Owen
Jon Bon Jovi
Adele
Cristina Auliera

June 6th on my birthday

Beautiful lady

Thought this might be a change up on the many categories like this. Instead of members from Lush it uses celebrities.

First person names 4 celebrities.

The next person uses those 4 celebrities and assigns each 4 to a category. YOU MUST USE EACH PERSON IN ONE OF THE CATEGORIES!!!!

That person leaves 4 new celebrities for the next person

And so on.

For instance I gave:

Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie - Madonna - Simon Cowell

The next person might come in and say:

Madonna - Date
Brad Pitt - Suck
Angelina Jolie - Fuck
Simon Cowell - Pass

And then leave 4 new names. You can leave any combination - 4 men, 4 women, or a mixture.

Here are the first four names to start us off:

Christopher Meloni
Mariska Hargitay
Colin Farrell
Charlize Theron

Have fun!!!!!!

I'm sure it is probably just a personal thing with me, but I never have limited MILF or DILF to just an older person with children.

I think of it as any older man or woman that I would literally love to fuck or that I at least find sexually attractive. Some of them are parents and some are not.

I have definitely never thought of the term to include anyone my age or younger that just happens to be a parent. If they fall in that category and I find them sexually attractive -- then they are just someone I would like to fuck -- so I guess a SILF. LOL

I am not in the market for a relationship of any kind right now. I have four FWB type friendships right now. Three guys and 1 lady. The lady would like it to be more as she is looking for a father for her 6 year old child, but from the very first night we met I was up front with her. She continues to look for what she wants. In the meantime she has a little fun with me and a few other guys.

Only one of the FWB's is married and that one has been going on for about 3 years. The other 2 guys are more recent things. Neither of them are married but don't want relationships either.

It's funny that these 2 terms were partly grasped hold of because they were more politically correct terms and sounded better than some of the first words used for women going after younger men.

As already pointed out for men going after younger women they are still called perverts or just plain dirty old men.

I have no problem with either of the terms. They definitely sound better than many of the alternatives out there.

I have to agree about The Big Bang Theory too. Don't get it either.

Modern Family - do not get the appeal of that show at all

I always try to send at least a thank you back and if I can I throw in a you rock or something to that effect.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Exclusive-Best-Written-Shows-Ever-TV-Writers-1066234.aspx

TV writers recently picked what they thought were the 101 best written TV shows ever. You can read the full article at the link above, but here is the list.

1. The Sopranos
2. Seinfeld
3. The Twilight Zone (1959)
4. All in the Family
5. M*A*S*H
6. The Mary Tyler Moore Show
7. Mad Men
8. Cheers
9. The Wire
10. The West Wing
11. The Simpsons
12. I Love Lucy
13. Breaking Bad
14. The Dick Van Dyke Show
15. Hill Street Blues
16. Arrested Development
17. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
18. Six Feet Under
19. Taxi
20. The Larry Sanders Show
21. 30 Rock
22. Friday Night Lights
23. Frasier
24. Friends
25. Saturday Night Live
26. The X-Files
27. Lost
28. ER
29. The Cosby Show
30. Curb Your Enthusiasm
31. The Honeymooners
32. Deadwood
33. Star Trek
34. Modern Family
35. Twin Peaks
36. NYPD Blue
37. The Carol Burnett Show
38. Battlestar Galactica (2005)
39. Sex & The City
40. Game of Thrones
41. (tie) The Bob Newhart Show; Your Show of Shows
43. (tie) Downton Abbey; Law & Order; Thirtysomething
46. (tie) Homicide: Life on the Street; St. Elsewhere
48. Homeland
49. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
50. (tie) The Colbert Report; The Good Wife; The Office (UK)
53. Northern Exposure
54. The Wonder Years
55. L.A. Law
56. Sesame Street
57. Columbo
58. (tie) Fawlty Towers; The Rockford Files
60. (tie) Freaks and Geeks; Moonlighting
62. Roots
63. (tie) Everybody Loves Raymond; South Park
65. Playhouse 90
66. (tie) Dexter; The Office (US)
68. My So-Called Life
69. Golden Girls
70. The Andy Griffith Show
71. (tie) 24; Roseanne; The Shield
74. (tie) House; Murphy Brown
76. (tie) Barney Miller; I, Claudius
78. The Odd Couple
79. (tie) Alfred Hitchcock Presents; Monty Python's Flying Circus; Star Trek: The Next Generation; Upstairs, Downstairs
83. Get Smart
84. (tie) The Defenders; Gunsmoke
86. (tie) Justified; Sgt. Bilko (The Phil Silvers Show)
88. Band of Brothers
89. Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
90. The Prisoner
91. (tie) Absolutely Fabulous (UK); The Muppet Show
93. Boardwalk Empire
94. Will & Grace
95. Family Ties
96. (tie) Lonesome Dove; Soap
98. (tie) The Fugitive; Late Night with David Letterman; Louie
101. Oz

How many of them did you watch or enjoy? What do you think of the list? Any shows you are surprised by either being on the list or left off the list?

I watched several of them but I was pleasantly surprised that Oz squeaked out a place on the list. One of my favorite shows of all time.

I also loved seeing Lonesome Dove, Soap, The Fugitive, Star Trek: TNG, The Shield, Golden Girls, Dexter, LA Law, Law & Order, Game of Thrones, NYPD Blue, The Carol Burnett Show, Star Trek, and Mad Men.

The only 2 shows on there that I have never understand their appeal are The Good Wife and Modern Family. I find both of them to be very boring.

Nothing like pussy for the regular, daily fucking. But some girls are into anal too, it can be a great way to spice up sex and I won't pass up the opportunity when she willingly wants me in her ass. It's tight, feels very good and extremely naughty. A bit of a "taboo", if you will.

Exactly Sperminator. It's the same as having sex outdoors, with the fear of getting caught, etc. It's taboo and adds an extra thrill. It's something to explore and try, but not something everyone is going to enjoy even on an occasional thing.

As to the person who said you have to jump right up and wash your dick afterward. There are such things as condoms if you are worried about that, but that is just something I have never figured out with sex. I guess it is because we grow up in a culture sometimes that makes us think sex is dirty.

I have heard girls who don't want to suck dick because that is where a guy pees from. Or refuse to go down on a guy unless he is totally shaved. And vice versa with guys saying the same thing about girls.

I think of the sex in the same way I do with admiring a beautiful rose. Sometimes if you touch that rose you might get pricked by a thorn.

Or another analysis is I love to go hiking and I especially love to hike up tall hills, mountains, etc. esp. to get to the top of a waterfall. You get sweaty, dirty, sometimes get your face slapped with tree limbs, you get cut, bit by bugs, etc. but the moment you get to the top of that hill and look down at the valley or look at that waterfall cascade down. And then climb down to the bottom and slip behind that waterfall. It is all worth it. And even better when you can strip down and dive into the water and dance under the falls. Oh man what a feeling.

I just feel so what with sex. So what if you get an occasional hair, get sweaty, dirty, etc. It's all worth it when you achieve that ultimate climax and give your partner one too.

Sorry but it's called marriage and life. It's the risk you take when you get married. And when you get married you are never promised that everything will be a bed of roses. A lot of us have gone through divorces and we dealt with it. Almost 4 years after my divorce (by the way I didn't want it she did) I am still paying my wife alimony. And I will until she remarries. It's life. You deal with it and go on.

I agree with many of the same things matt155 and milik said as to why I enjoy it. I will only state that unlike Milik as a bisexual man I enjoy it with both sexes.

I will add like scotty that I have been with several women who were the ones who brought the subject up or asked for it. So it is not always a thing where the man is the one who wants it.

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