I like writing stories about various subjects as well as sex. Some are fiction and others are about real events - hopefully with a humourous slant.
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Just like a man prefers a clean pussy, i prefer a clean penis. and men you can be rather filthy buggers at times. especially in the area under the foreskin. that cheesy odor is not a normal smell rather it is telling you the fungus is growing a little too healthily. besides I love the helmet effect, its so cute. in a different aspect. i was working in A&E once when a young man came in so embarrassed, he had been entertaining himself when he pulled the foreskin a little to far, the head had completely swelled up and he was in a lot of pain, hence the urgent surgery for circumcising. So sex with an unwashed circumcised cock is ok? And as for shaved pussies they make me feel like a pedophile.
Having not read the replies because I'm lazy, I'm gonna give you my reply. And, no, I'm not a woman, but I'm still replying because I'm a bloody rebel. We are born with foreskins, why cut them off when they are functional? They protect the penis from wear and tear - there's a lot of friction down there and they lubricate during sex and masturbation, among a few other functions. Useful wee bastards, eh? So why would people wanna mutilate themselves? (or their offspring if it's the parents making the chopping decision). Also, they're great fun to play with. Totally agree cutting off bits of yourself is so primitive the hygiene argument is rubbish - check out Australian native practices (gives me a funny feeling behind the knees just to think about it).
I have no problem with politicians having an affair or six on the side. They should have given Bill an incentive plan, a nubile virgin to deflower for each month the deficit is cut by x% or is eliminated.What does infuriate is when the party that has claimed the position of national arbiter of moral standards turns out to be filled with adulterers, homosexuals and whoremongers. I have no problem at all with any of those in itself, it is when they are coupled with hypocrisy and vicious nasty attacks on people who dare to do in public what they are up to in private that they become an outrage.Newt Gingrich impeached a President for adultery while he was doing the same.The GOP has been pandering to the religious right for decades now. They have tried to eliminate the right to have a abortion and some of them have been trying to outlaw contraception. They have made their sexual activities fair game. Aha I stand corrected about the sexual reference and now understand - pardon my gaff it is due to my bewilderment/ignorance regarding the complications of US politics. If these guys are the self declared watchdogs of public morality you have a point. And they blend in perfectly with my above declaration re charlatan being synonymous with politician.
huh? I concluded that this was about a news type programme presenter or current events if you like and was expressing my distrust of such things as never being objective. The fact that the presenter's personality can be charismatic gives me even more food for thought or if you like distrust it's all show biz.
Yes but I think I was quieter when I was younger I also talk dirty but intermittently.
I prefer available.
Someone compiles all news items and decides what we will have access to and always from one viewpoint or another. Consequently and also through experience of lying charlatans such as politicians I have a deep distrust of most media presented items. I also have an inconvenient long memory and this helps to consolidate my attitude. I wouldn't be surprised if this paragon of unbiased presentation and virtue didn't have some nasty skeleton clanking around in the closet. I feel there is a possible degree of hypocrisy when devotees of a site dedicated to sex points fingers at celebrity indulgences.
In Father Goose Cary Grant when asked to volunteer to be in the war replied. ''Several years ago I made peace with the world if the world isn't bright enough to settle things itself then it'll have to settle things without me.''
I was watching a drama documentary about Quentin Crisp the pioneer of openly declared homosexuality and they played a wonderful old and very atmospheric piece during the film. I think but am not sure that it's called Goodnight Vienna.
There is only one answer to this - printable nuclear ICBM's downloaded to each household thus creating a Mexican stand off and the naughty blue meanies would have to back down.
The day it all started everything seemed normal to the point of mundanity. As he entered he noted the familiar smell of pot-pourri that seems to cling to all charity shops. He looked around the rails of secondhand clothing dominated as usual by female garments. His eyes searched swiftly and he saw the shelves of books at the back beside CDs and video tapes of discarded movies. Amongst the...
Added 04 Mar 2013 | Category Love Stories
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Celine. Stare at the screen, Eyes are so green. Only a screen, Can they be seen. She'll always be, A mystery. If we ever met, Would it be to regret? Finger tip, holds down a key. A digital dream that's my Celine. Verse: Electro machine, Can it still mean, Something real, Though virtual. Verse: Willing to go, With this cyber falling. I can't...
Added 18 Nov 2012 | Category Love Poems
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Litomerice On the streets of ancient stone we wandered in the snow. Made love every day, our bodies seemed to know. The only choice to hold on tight. Not caring what's wrong or right. It's good to know and feel the pain. Expose yourself to love's domain. Orene is the one I love she's my Prague fantasy, An absinthe dream come true, a new reality. Its not a love...
Added 17 Nov 2012 | Category Love Poems
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The Innocent Audience. My girlfriend Alena and I have a ground floor flat in a three storied house in a quiet Prague Suburb. The windows of our kitchen overlook the back garden which is also joined to the back garden of the house opposite. There is a gate in the fence that separates the two gardens. She is very attractive with long red hair, a pretty face with...
Added 21 Aug 2009 | Category Voyeur
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