Thanks for the encouragement, my outrageously sexy Lush-pals. Here's hoping the story will reap substantial rewards for both me and Lush Publishing. Yes, Nicola, it is a bit of a departure from my usual style, but a refreshingly direct and raunchy departure I hope.

Jake.

Many thanks for the good wishes, everyone. I'm - what's the word? - stoked to have The Jared Effect published by Lush. I think it's hot horny fun for fun's sake and hope that Lush and I sell a million copies. Well if E. L. bloody James can do it...

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How much does that one give away about you, Angel? ;)

Ash, your birthday is on Groundhog Day!!! Does that mean you'll be celebrating over and over and over again?????

Spritely Rach - Happy Feckin' Birthday!!!!!!!!!

Wow, I appear to have attached a Neely episode as my signature!!! I'd forgotten that...

Good work, Alan. Always healthy to laugh at our own pain...

Happy Birthday, Gem!!!!!!!!!

Hope you're having a great day.

Jake xox

The masturbation scene(s) in The Secretary - James Spader while looking at Maggie Gyllenhaal's ass, then her alone in the toilet cubicle after. Sensationally hot.

Not where I work. That would just be a BAAAAAAAD idea.

Got to second Dancing Doll's 'Casting Couch' recommendation. Mia_Erotica is a favourite writer of mine. Deserves way more exposure here on Lush. Can't find it right now, so here's her link to another, equally good:

Dawn is breaking on Day Nine of the London 2012 Olympic Games, which means round seven of the unofficial night sports is drawing to a sticky, panting conclusion. It’s almost a week since over ten thousand of the world’s top athletes poured into London’s Olympic stadium on a tide of hope, hype and hunger for gold. But we all know there are less noble appetites to be sated, don’t we? We...

Added 05 Aug 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 35 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 3,904 | 32 Comments

“Are we nearly there yet? This doesn’t look anywhere classy.” Clarissa tried to keep the petulance out of her voice. She knew she should be flattered by the stretch-limo and the Dom Perignon, glass number three of which was fizzing its way down her throat, but why the hell were they driving about dingy back-streets? “Relax,” her companion said. “Shoreditch is the new Soho. Home to all...

Added 02 Jul 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 55 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 11,451 | 33 Comments

Co-written by Jaymal and Black Velvet “You are not going back to that woman's house.” The statement came apropos of nothing over breakfast. Brandon paused, a forkful of scrambled eggs halfway to his mouth. “Mom ...” “Don't go thinking it. I can see you are and you're forbidden.” “Mom, I wasn't thinking anything.” “I’m not having her open the door to me again dressed like that...

Added 05 May 2012 | Category First Time | Votes 80 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 12,910 | 48 Comments

The following story is co-written by me and Lush's hugely talented Black Velvet. She seized hold of this fantasy with relish and helped bring part one to an explosive conclusion. I look forward to concluding the story with her in Part Two... Brandon was struggling with preparation for his math paper when mention of his name floated up from downstairs. “No, I’m sorry, he’s too busy...

Added 12 Feb 2012 | Category First Time | Votes 88 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 15,465 | 52 Comments

The first shot struck Jennifer under the chin. That one came from Lawrence. She was still yelping when Trent’s delivery took her full in the face, filling her mouth and blinding her in an explosion of thick white. She spat and wiped her eyes clear, then pursued her boyfriend, scooping snow as she ran. Trent taunted as he fled, but stumbled knee-deep in a drift. “Bastard!” She laughed as...

Added 09 Dec 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 72 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 30,401 | 47 Comments

In her bedroom Neely had done the low-budget equivalent of lowering the lights. Two small lamps were burning, from bookcase and bedside-table respectively, and both dresser and headboard had been decked out with a string of multi-coloured Christmas bulbs. Neely leaned in to the mirror, swaying her hips gently as Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie poured smoothly from her amped-up i-pod. Her dance...

Added 23 Jul 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 46 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 7,773 | 38 Comments

Extract from ‘Don’t Write Off Religion Just Yet’, a newspaper feature by Raymond Archer. We secularists use caricature to dismiss modern faith. We’ve got our list of favourites. The frothing fundamentalists, pronouncing fatwahs and shooting abortionists. The pious traditionalists, mouldering in a cloud of incense and liturgy. The grating charismatics, happy-clapping their way through...

Added 23 Jul 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 4,067 | 17 Comments

“On behalf of my wife and myself…” It was a traditional opening gambit for a groom’s wedding speech and it caused everyone, Rachel included, to laugh and applaud. Reece could carry off even the corniest of lines with grace and charm. “I’d like to thank you all for being here to celebrate our special day,” he said, concluding the sentiment and drawing out another appreciative murmur....

Added 12 Jun 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 82 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 60,701 | 48 Comments

The moment extended just long enough for the sexiness of his words to penetrate her mind, then he flipped onto his back and set about getting stripped. Neely watched, her scared reverie equal to that of the night before, as he slid his footwear off and swiftly divested himself of trousers and briefs. His cock slapped firmly against his stomach as he completed the slick manoeuvre and she could...

Added 19 May 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 49 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 10,002 | 28 Comments

04/07/10 12:58 GMT Well Carlotta – It seems my strategy is about to pay handsome dividends. You may have to make good on every rash promise you’ve made, come Monday 12th. I have before me a text message from the divine Miss J, suggesting an impromptu supper date at my apartment this evening. My lovely Neely has been strangely moved by our recent interaction and desires, I suspect, to...

Added 12 May 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 45 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 5,897 | 28 Comments

The Jared Effect is comprised of three connected stories about women’s encounters with roguish travelling musician Jared Morgan. Each is written from the point of view of a different female protagonist and chronicles how her life is revolutionized by meeting him.In Jared Hitches a Ride...

Holly Greenfield is a sweet-natured young librarian with a secret hankering after danger. An online flirtation with her favourite erotic author puts her in touch with her darker fantasies and when he makes her an indecent proposal she takes a fateful step - to meet him in real life. Her date with...