About Jillicious
Biography

I am not here to have cybersex with you. Supr l33t txt speak is not a turn on. Actually it pisses me off. I assume you have an entire keyboard at your fingertips. Please talk to me using all necessary keys to hold a proper conversation. So if you do have a desire to have a pop up chat with me then I would ask that you understand this. Thanks.

Name:
Jill
Date Joined:
27 Oct 2009
Last Visit:
12 Apr 2014
Sex:
Female 
Sign:
Aquarius
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Location:
Interests:
Computers and operating systems. Camping, cooking, baking, physics.
Favorite Books:
Anything by Douglas Adams. I've really been in school so long I haven't had much time to do any recreational reading. Loads of textbooks dominate my life. Although I have recently finished "Red Mars" and "Green Mars" and "Blue Mars" by Kim Stanley Robinson. Not as scientifically exiting as I thought it would be. Mostly a political stance kind of book.
Favorite Authors:
Orson Welles, Kurt Vonnegut, Issac Asimov, Douglas Adams, Eric Idle, Robert Frost, Jack London, Rohald Dahl
Favorite Movies:
Comedies, I love comedies. From cheesy slapstick to tragic comedies. Action movies come in second. Romance and Romantic comedies come in third, even though some are supposed to be "comedic". Specific movies: Blues Brothers, UHF, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, stuff like that.
Favorite Music:
Classical - Most of it anyways. I've just not been able to enjoy the likes of Chopin, Barber, Debussy, ect... Jazz - Big Band is my favorite type. But any Jazz does well in my ears. Well written music. If it sounds like music, gives me the feeling of music, and makes me want to hear more, then its likely I'll listen to it. Lots of bass thumping needlessly doesn't sound like music. It sounds like noise. And it hurts my eardrums. Lately I've really been into Indie artists who license under the Creative Commons. They are much harder to find but when you find that gem in the rough it becomes more incredible.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: 'Liking' Lush on Facebook.
Posted: 22 Nov 2013 18:11

Hey mom and dad! Just wanted to let you know that I like Lushstories! You should totally check them out... but avoid those stories written by me because that could be awkward.

Sounds good.

Topic: Filling both places
Posted: 27 Oct 2013 22:28

I've done that before. It was interesting but I wouldn't be excited to do it very often.

Topic: The Geek Test
Posted: 26 Oct 2013 19:57

39.48%

Topic: Gag reflex - solutions?
Posted: 25 Oct 2013 21:14

Look for a gag reflex spray; it sure helped me. I was the gag queen for a long time and then I used a gag spray one time. I really liked it. I used it for a little bit until I began to get used to the feeling. Now it isn't as much of a problem.

Topic: Story Scores
Posted: 24 Oct 2013 22:20



This particular post is about an idiot (not Naughtyannie!) and unusual activity.
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst32957_You-may-notice-the-votes-on-stories-changing.aspx

And whilst fours are a good score, there are malicious plonkers out there who score a four to see an average brought down. It can be upsetting to people who work hard and thought their proof was top scores all the way. That guy created huge amounts of accounts, and that is what Naughtyannie is referring to, not moaning.

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Well, perhaps we could just remove the story scoring in its present state. Let's remove the perceived option of being able to choose a score based on what we think it deserves. Instead there can be simply a "like" button similar to facebook. If we like it we can click it and if we don't then we can ignore that it is there. That way nobody gets their feelings hurt.

By the way, I know what it is like to have a random low score but I still have no sympathy for complaints for a score of 4. Complaining about 1 or 2, well then perhaps you have an argument. Complaining about 4 is simply straight up complaining.


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Topic: Would life really be better if everyone was honest, literally about everyting?
Posted: 23 Oct 2013 22:42

It may be better but not necessarily easier.

Topic: 3 word biography
Posted: 23 Oct 2013 22:28

I'm fucking awesome!

Topic: Story Scores
Posted: 23 Oct 2013 22:24

Wow! I remember when everybody complained so much about the 2 and 3 bombers that the rules were changed so that they encouraged higher scores. Now complaints about 4 bombs? Keep complaining everyone! The voting system doesn't mean a damned thing when it is implied that we should vote high all the time.

I'm serious here. A vote of 3 should be considered average and should be where the majority of votes lie. However, as a result of complaining the votes show a trend towards 5 all the time. There is no valid bell curve that could be made using the data compiled from the voting system. Every story, regardless of its merit, is an outlier.

Topic: The Ultimate Sci-Fi Showdown: STAR WARS vs STAR TREK
Posted: 23 Oct 2013 19:52

Firefly

Actually, I love both of them and having to choose is difficult. I would lean towards Star Trek only because the story line is very developed and there are five different star trek television shows, each with their own merit.

Topic: Homemade porn
Posted: 23 Oct 2013 19:43

I like amateur porn but I sometimes wish the hired someone to take the video for them.

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Sweet Sherrie

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Abbie's Dream

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Lost In Space: The Lost Episode

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