To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just
want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up
truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt,
so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your
kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love
you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I
cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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Looks good - but hard to navigate I found.

I heard that about 20 years ago...still, made me smile!

"Because I said so" - lol - I must have heard that a thousand times if not more in my informative years!

I don't get it...

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How dumb are some of these companies, sheesh!

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Here's a guide to writing bad poetry -

I like this guy's writing too - v funny: http://reallybadpoetry.livejournal.com/

Be careful folks!

Extreme sex is especially popular among young people. They are usually eager to experience some new feelings and emotions. Anna and Sergey, a young couple from Yekaterinburg region wasn’t an exception. Having started their sexual life they bought a book of Kamasutra and began trying different poses without thinking about possible consequences.

“Sergey was an extremely passionate lover and we could spend the whole day and night in our bed trying new poses”, Anna said.

One night Sergey pinned Anna’s legs to her breasts like it was drawn in the book but at the most important moment they heard the sound of crackling bones, and the girl felt an awful pain in her left leg. However, they didn’t pay much attention to the injury and went on enjoying the process.

“The pain was becoming sharper and sharper, but Sergey was feeling much more comfortable because I couldn’t make a move. Then my leg swelled and hurt me so much that I couldn’t even sit down. So we had to call an ambulance”, says Anna.

Anna was taken to the nearest hospital where medics determined that she had a very serious hip dislocation. The doctors tried to set a dislocated joint but they failed.

The victim of extreme sex had to be hospitalized at the Medical Research Institute of Yekaterinburg where after a long and difficult operation surgeons managed to help the girl.

Now Anna feels much better. She is just a bit lame. She forgave Sergey for his Kamasutra activities, and they live happily together now.

ohmy - that's true love for you...

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Giving birth is hard labor. It is usually doctors who decide when it is the best time to give birth to a child. However Chicago school teacher Colleen Pavelka chose to have the birth of the second child induced a few days earlier to let her husband attend Sunday's NFC Championship showdown between the Bears and the New Orleans Saints

Chicago school teacher Colleen Pavelka knows how much her husband loves the Bears. Apparently, she loves him even more.

Colleen chose to have the birth of their second child induced a few days early so Mark Pavelka could attend Sunday's NFC Championship showdown between the Bears and the New Orleans Saints.

The baby was due Monday. But when Colleen went in for an appointment Friday afternoon, her doctors told her she could opt for an early delivery. She decided to do so.

After nearly six hours of labor, 8-pound, 9-ounce Mark Patrick Pavelka was born Friday night, the AP reports.

Colleen Pavelka plans to catch the game on the plasma screen TV in her hospital room, while baby Mark Patrick is bundled up in the Bears receiving blanket his grandmother bought him for Christmas.

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