About LASARDaddy


I explain below what my Avatar name means but some people are to ignorant to read and I just got an email from one of them. They(?) tell me I should give up on young girls and just, "...stick it up your own ass...". Ignorance at this level should not be allowed to breed back into our society.

The "Daddy" part has NOTHING to do with being a "Dom". I am not and never will be one. As a Taoist I am very much into not hurting anyone.


Now, back to me!

I really don't know what to write here. I've always been a very private person but I think it's time to change that, which is why I'm here. Something new and different. That's what keeps me young and beautiful.


I will update this periodically, adding or deleting as necessary.

I am a gentleman and I never lie. I pretty much just tell it all up front and let everyone make up there own minds. If you like what you read and you think you can trust me, contact me. ALL of this is based on trust. Of course the anonymity allowed here makes this possible and tends to soften the initial worries. I'm just an old dude still trying to figure out what life is all about. I've done everything I could afford or had time to do so I've got a lot of It down pretty good, but there are a few wrinkles in my life I'm still working on.

I'm 71 and my wife is 76 but she lost all interest in sex 5 or more years ago. I'm not ready to give it up yet so I masturbate every day. I usually only cum once, but every now and again I hit it a couple of times, but that's all I get any more. I will never give it up though. Pretty much I'll be doing it at my funeral if I can manage it so I hope my 6 kids, 15 grand kids and 2 great grand kids can deal with it.

Actually I don't want a funeral and will probably be buried at sea. I was in the US Navy for 6 years. I would REALLY like my ashes launched into the sun, but that's pretty expensive. Maybe one of my kids will win the lottery. I gave my youngest son 15,000 or so Science Fiction books from my collection, many signed and first edition stuff, so maybe he'll feel guilty enough to do that. Nah, spend it on their families and think of me while enjoying it, that's better.

I want a Wake when I die. I want all of my family, friends and enemy's to get as drunk as they want and tell raucous and bawdy lies about me all night, even if they are true. I want my friends and family to cry and laugh and just sit and think. I want my enemies to scream whatever they want to about me and know that I am sorry about whatever made them enemies. Maybe that'll help them change their minds about me. If anyone objects to this I'll come back and haunt their asses.

I want them all to celebrate that I was here and, for whatever reason, remember me. I hope it's all good though.

I have a couple of degrees. One is a BS in Electrical Engineering and other stuff and another BA in Business and Political Science. I decided to do that instead of going for an MS. It took me 5 and 1/2 years to get them and all I did was work my butt off and go to school. I didn't even date while I was getting them. I do not regret a minute of it but sometimes I wish I'd gone the MS route, not really that often though

I've wanted to write for years but got so busy with making a living for the family I just never forced myself to take the time. I'm an electrical engineer and I designed computers for 35 year or so. I "Was" an engineer, but I'm not sure I could get back into it now, they forced me to retire about 8 years ago, and I'm not sure I even want to. I did really enjoy it though and was a Digital Simulation expert and taught it for many years too.

In fact that's where the tag handle"LASAR Daddy" comes from. The software I used for simulation was, still is actually, named LASAR which stands for "Logic Automated Stimulus And Response". A fancy way of saying, "Put ones and zeros in and read ones and zeros out". By analysis you can determine which of the millions of logic elements are not working correctly and fix it. I basically used a large computer to pretend to be another computer so it could be fixed if it failed. I did this mostly for military computers in airplanes, helicopters, tanks, ships, etc. This is a marvelous design tool too. The military wants to be able to fix it so when the design worked and was fixable the design was complete and they had the ability to fix all identical hardware.

Now I own a small store in a little town about 75 miles North of San Francisco and deal in mineral specimens, Grateful Dead memorabilia and jewelry. My big hobbies now are faceting gemstones (I'm quite good at it), reading erotica (I'm quite good at that too) and masturbating (I'm very good at that). Not necessarily in that order either. I am writing a couple stories now which I'll submit shortly and I really hope I'm good at that too. I'll write about our early years because for 30 years she pretty much screwed my brains out, 5 to 9 times a week. God, I miss that. A lot.

I've always wanted to watch her with another woman and would have done anything to get her to do it. I really wanted the other woman to be black but any color works for me. Of course I really wanted to join in too, but my main concern was her and I would have done exactly what they needed. An early boyfriend of hers tried to force her into swapping and when we first got together she told me, in VERY strong language, to forget even trying so I never pushed it. Once I figured what I had or, more accurately, what she was giving to me, I never wanted to lose her. That took about 2 weeks and I've spent the last 43 years filling in all the details.

I always looked at it as a "Gift". Any woman that ever had anything to do with me sexually I viewed like that. She gave me herself 43 years ago and it's still the best gift I ever got. Oh well, it was a very good run for 35 years or so. I'll write a few stories about that.

I traveled all over the world doing design work and I was sorely tempted to cheat many times, but I never did. That is just wrong in my book. Commitment has a very rigid meaning for me. I've been sorely tempted quite a few time in the last 6 or 7 years too. I get hit on in my store all the time and there are several that I'd absolutely love to climb into bed with, but I'm not ready to do it yet. Besides, they're my customers, repeat ones at that, and it's all about trust there too so that would be wrong unless they asked me.

I am the Horniest old white dude on the planet but until my wife just doesn't know what's happening around her I'll say "No, but thank you very much though." Even if she's in a facility totally unaware, I don't know. This is very hard to think about. I'm 71 now and if this comes to be I'll probably be to old for anything but holding hands so I just live in my fantasies. Holding hands and kissing are very nice though. I'll keep doing whatever I can with my hands and mouth as long as they work.

I let social pressure prevent me from dating a Black girl when I was in high school and that has always made me feel disappointed in myself. Of course that was in 1968 in Wagoner, Oklahoma and they were all a bunch of redneck assholes, so I give myself a little break. I think I'll look for a Black woman if I decide to try, if any will have me. There is one who comes in the store a lot and sometimes I think she's interested, but I won't know for sure unless I ask, and I wont do that. If she is interested in me I don't care about anything else, she's beautiful. Skin color is a very stupid thing to let get in the way

I have 8 bones in my lower back, T11 to L6, fused so I don't stand up well. I've also had Prostate Cancer and they killed it with radiation, but they damaged a nerve too and I don't get full erections any more. That REALLY pisses me off. I'm already talking to my Urologist about the inflatable implants and will do that in the next year or 2 if I decide it might perk her interest in sex. I am quite good with my hands and tongue , but I haven't had a lot of practice with it since I married. She never really liked to receive oral so I pretty much just ignored that too. She liked it "IN", and that was always great. She loved giving oral and straight sex but not anal.

I'm not bitching here either and I do not feel sorry for myself. I've had a wonderful life with a marvelous woman. I still adore her just like I did 43 years ago when we started being "Us" and she's still sexy as hell to me, but she has no interest in sex at all. That is incredibly frustrating.

When I decide to start looking for a sexual encounter I think I'll try to find someone who is black and wants to be watched. I would love to watch her masturbate while I do and will participate as much as she wants. I've wanted to get into mutual masturbation for a long time too. That's what many of my fantasies are built around. For me, she is always in charge of the details. It's all about trust and I'll do whatever it takes to make sure I gain hers.

I had one gay experience (a hand job for me) about 1965 and I didn't like it and I still don't. Its not homophobia though because my oldest son is gay and I like being around him and most of his friends. There are a couple I don't like though because they grab at my butt.

One of my daughters writes Steam Punk and has 3 books published already. If you read that she's quite good and I'll send her name if asked. I proof read for her and I love doing it. I don't think I'll ask her to proof my stories though. I am looking for someone to swap Proofreading with and a female would be great for the other prospective.

Thank you for reading this. If you have questions or just want to know more, please just ask.

Paul Forster
Relationship Status:
Windsor, California, United States
Women! Strong women that can stand toe to toe with God in a screaming, go to hell match and not back down. Not dominate, just strong. Like Zoe Saldana, Hillary Swank, Anne Bancroft and several others. I don't see women like most guys do because I feel that strength like a bright light and the stronger it is the more I like it.

Faceting gemstones, making jewelry, reading, talking with customers and more.
Favorite Books:
Pretty much any science fiction, all the Lincoln Rhyme, all the Dr. Kay Scarpetta, all the "In Death" series (J. D. Robb), and more than I can mention here. I collect.books, some signed originals and gave about 15,000 of them to my youngest son (shit, he's 42 now) because I can't take care of them any more.
Favorite Authors:
About a hundred or so. Jeffery Deaver, Stephen King, Jonathan Kellerman, J. D. Robb, Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein, Patricia Cornwell, and many more.
Favorite Movies:
Avatar (Zoe Saldana), Agnes of God (Anne Bancroft), Full Metal Jacket (I was there), Mash, Harry potter, and many, many more. If the actors are good and I can suspend my disbelief I like it. If I can't it really sucks. Think about your favorites.
Favorite Music:
Celtic, I love pretty much anything with Pipes (I am a Scott, clan Gordon), good country (Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and a lot more), folk music (Gordon Lightfoot, James Taylor, Serendipity Singers, Peter, Paul and Mary, Harry Chapin, etc.), Classical, and early rock and roll (Everly Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel, Neil Diamond, etc).

I don't like acid rock, hip hop, rap and others that are mostly cacophony to me.
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Topic: What's Your Current Mood.
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 01:56

Very mellow and relaxed. Calm as I stress and obsess editing a couple of stories.

I use stress relief techniques all the time to lower the pain in my back. I run between a 3 and a 4 on the pain scale and do not take drugs. I have 11 bones in my spine and neck fused.

Topic: A Sex toy question
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 01:49

I have always encouraged their use. Alone or with me. I preferred with me but if she did it alone I usually got attacked when I got home.

The better she gets off the better she treats me is pretty much the rule. She always took very good care of me really, I just liked watching her come.

She only wanted the Wahl vibrator with the large knobby attachment.

She would wrap herself around it and come 6 or 8 times until it was yo hot to old. I would hold her then she would use her mouth, her hands and the vibrator on me. I could make her come that way too just not as often.

This one and top row, third from the left was her choice. She has worn out four of them over 35 or so years.


Topic: "3 truths/1 lie" Game
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 03:06

I think 1...everybody has been to a concert at one time or another...right??

1. I have 3 kids
2. I make really tasty pizza
3. I hate motorbikes
4. I love chinese food

Sorry, that's true. I'm not much into crowds like that.

All the others are true.

Topic: a question for guys about 3-sums...
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 01:24

I have thought about that for years.

What I would do? Whatever they wanted or needed. I would ask but they're doing this for me and I will do what they say. It might be for them too but that doesn't matter. I do not need to be in control but I can be. I shared all power with my wife until recently. Now she doesn't remember.

I have the same thoughts about who's fantasy it's considered but I can not conceive of myself backing out. I would be a very happy man but I'm to old now. No one would have me, that's for younger guys. Crap!

I've asked my wife a couple dozen times over the years and the answer has always been a rather adamant "No!" Recently I've asked about a soft-swap and she said yes but she never will. She forgets I've asked in ten minutes so I know it will never happen. I've never been in favor of a full-swap. That might make me a jerk but that's how I feel.

My 2 cents

I hope that helps you.

Topic: "3 truths/1 lie" Game
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 00:41

so here are my 4 truths and a lie:

1. the first concert i ever went to was the backstreet boys. i was 16. my friend and i managed to get ourselves back stage, and met a bunch of the crew and one band member: kevin richardson. kevin didn't hit on either one of us, but he did give us each our first ever beers as well as some sips of whiskey from a flask while he chatted us up.

2. i once had a lover that made the most amazing sounds, and said the most amazing sexy things when we were in bed together. one night i secretly recorded us having sex -- audio, not video. i never told him i did it. i still listen to it sometimes. it is awesome.

3. in high school, i wrote a script for the tv show "angel," in which the main character gets sucked into an alternate universe where he is the only human, hiding from all the other characters who are hungry vampires there. it was terrible, but i got a very nice letter back from joss whedon telling me to keep at it and suggesting some places i might want to consider for college if i wanted to write for a living.

4. the most dangerous/bats**t crazy place i have ever had sex was against the wall in the bedroom of a married man, while his wife was asleep in the bed. i had to bite his hand hard enough to bruise it in order to keep quiet.

5. despite my love of sci-fi and all things nerdy, i am the only person i know who has still not seen any of the star wars movies.

ps - also, ilgirl1414, this was an AWESOME post idea!!! thanks.

I think number 5 is a lie.

1- I have never been to a concert.
2- I lived in the Soviet Union for 2years.
3- I've been married three times.
4- I have six kids.
5- I live in Northern California.

Topic: What's Your Current Mood.
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 00:30

Actually very relaxed and stress free.

I stay that way. I've worked out techniques to keep myself there because stress makes pain a lot harder to take. I live above a three on the pain scale and I don't take drugs.

No stress, very little pain. A no brainier for me.

Topic: Cravings
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 00:25

Borscht (sorry but true)

Yeah, me too. Haven't had that since I lived in Moscow. There were a couple good places to get it.

But mostly:

Beef Stroganoff. A long time ago a German chef taught me how to make that and I haven't done it in a long time. Soon though.

Posted: 15 Jul 2014 07:29

Stay safe and happy. Enjoy.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 14 Jul 2014 12:05

Seems like a nice guy, but I will not kiss him to test the "Prince" theory.

I do agree with his estimation of Lady M.

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Posted: 18 Jul 2014 14:27
Happy Birthday. Here's a little something to keep you young. Stay horny my friend.

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Posted: 18 Jul 2014 02:46
Happy birthday, Mate! I hope you have an awesome day, filled with nice things and great people. All the best.

Posted: 18 Jul 2014 01:37
Thank you. Each and every one of you. You make me feel good
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Posted: 17 Jul 2014 21:51
Paul, Happy Birthday! *Enjoy your day!*
Posted: 17 Jul 2014 17:39
Tomorrow is your birthday and my sincere hope is that it is filled with love

Posted: 17 Jul 2014 16:00
Hoping you have a fabulous birthday. Enjoy....

Posted: 17 Jul 2014 12:24
Happy Birthday, Paul. Have a great one… ohh, my boy dog, Spanky, wants in…

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Happy Birthday

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