21 Dec 2013 08:00
Nobody warned me that the end of Toy Story 3 would make me sob.
15 Dec 2013 17:42
12 Dec 2013 15:05
Where can I obtain passage to this world where nobody's ever responsible for their own actions? Were the tickets costly? Is it always sunny in that parallel universe,too?
20 Nov 2013 12:19
15 Nov 2013 14:07
Jeez. It's like the people in this Babies'R'Us never saw a "fuck tha police!" t-shirt before.
13 Nov 2013 08:29
Way too much discussion of buttfucking on this awards show. Not that I don't like anal, but now it's infiltrating every thought.
This must be what it's like to be a teenage boy.
13 Nov 2013 07:43
Watching the 2013 AVN Awards broadcast. I know fucking is their entire business and all, but they can't really want to fuck each other as much as they're openly and continually suggesting. Like, if you get assfucked for a living, isn't it sort of redundant to remark to certain fellow stars how much you'd like for them to assfuck you? Isn't that inherently part of the deal?
Anyway, I'm glad they at least seem, for the most part, to enjoy each others' company. I've been known to be superficial about sex and sex appeal a time or three myself, but I've never told anyone that I wanted them to violate me if I did not, in fact, want that.
25 Oct 2013 15:02
Anybody here into sex? I love sex.
17 Oct 2013 13:21
Somebody needs to invent an antiperspirant for underboob use.
01 Oct 2013 18:13
Ask your doctor about Cialis. Ask him why you have a fucked up weird old dick. Ask him if he also thinks it's crazy you can take dick pills. Ask him if he remembers what the quadratic equation does. Ask him if Jay-Z is better than Drake, or just the product of better label marketing. Ask him for a dollar.
30 Sep 2013 16:33
A piece of shit? Fuck no, I'm the entire shit!
25 Sep 2013 20:06
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.