About LASARDaddy


I explain below what my Avatar name means but some people are to ignorant to read and I just got an email from one of them. They(?) tell me I should give up on young girls and just, "...stick it up your own ass...". Ignorance at this level should not be allowed to breed back into our society.

The "Daddy" part has NOTHING to do with being a "Dom". I am not and never will be one. As a Taoist I am very much into not hurting anyone.


Now, back to me!

I really don't know what to write here. I've always been a very private person but I think it's time to change that, which is why I'm here. Something new and different. That's what keeps me young and beautiful.


I will update this periodically, adding or deleting as necessary.

I am a gentleman and I never lie. I pretty much just tell it all up front and let everyone make up there own minds. If you like what you read and you think you can trust me, contact me. ALL of this is based on trust. Of course the anonymity allowed here makes this possible and tends to soften the initial worries. I'm just an old dude still trying to figure out what life is all about. I've done everything I could afford or had time to do so I've got a lot of It down pretty good, but there are a few wrinkles in my life I'm still working on.

I'm 71 and my wife is 76 but she lost all interest in sex 5 or more years ago. I'm not ready to give it up yet so I masturbate every day. I usually only cum once, but every now and again I hit it a couple of times, but that's all I get any more. I will never give it up though. Pretty much I'll be doing it at my funeral if I can manage it so I hope my 6 kids, 15 grand kids and 2 great grand kids can deal with it.

Actually I don't want a funeral and will probably be buried at sea. I was in the US Navy for 6 years. I would REALLY like my ashes launched into the sun, but that's pretty expensive. Maybe one of my kids will win the lottery. I gave my youngest son 15,000 or so Science Fiction books from my collection, many signed and first edition stuff, so maybe he'll feel guilty enough to do that. Nah, spend it on their families and think of me while enjoying it, that's better.

I want a Wake when I die. I want all of my family, friends and enemy's to get as drunk as they want and tell raucous and bawdy lies about me all night, even if they are true. I want my friends and family to cry and laugh and just sit and think. I want my enemies to scream whatever they want to about me and know that I am sorry about whatever made them enemies. Maybe that'll help them change their minds about me. If anyone objects to this I'll come back and haunt their asses.

I want them all to celebrate that I was here and, for whatever reason, remember me. I hope it's all good though.

I have a couple of degrees. One is a BS in Electrical Engineering and other stuff and another BA in Business and Political Science. I decided to do that instead of going for an MS. It took me 5 and 1/2 years to get them and all I did was work my butt off and go to school. I didn't even date while I was getting them. I do not regret a minute of it but sometimes I wish I'd gone the MS route, not really that often though

I've wanted to write for years but got so busy with making a living for the family I just never forced myself to take the time. I'm an electrical engineer and I designed computers for 35 year or so. I "Was" an engineer, but I'm not sure I could get back into it now, they forced me to retire about 8 years ago, and I'm not sure I even want to. I did really enjoy it though and was a Digital Simulation expert and taught it for many years too.

In fact that's where the tag handle"LASAR Daddy" comes from. The software I used for simulation was, still is actually, named LASAR which stands for "Logic Automated Stimulus And Response". A fancy way of saying, "Put ones and zeros in and read ones and zeros out". By analysis you can determine which of the millions of logic elements are not working correctly and fix it. I basically used a large computer to pretend to be another computer so it could be fixed if it failed. I did this mostly for military computers in airplanes, helicopters, tanks, ships, etc. This is a marvelous design tool too. The military wants to be able to fix it so when the design worked and was fixable the design was complete and they had the ability to fix all identical hardware.

Now I own a small store in a little town about 75 miles North of San Francisco and deal in mineral specimens, Grateful Dead memorabilia and jewelry. My big hobbies now are faceting gemstones (I'm quite good at it), reading erotica (I'm quite good at that too) and masturbating (I'm very good at that). Not necessarily in that order either. I am writing a couple stories now which I'll submit shortly and I really hope I'm good at that too. I'll write about our early years because for 30 years she pretty much screwed my brains out, 5 to 9 times a week. God, I miss that. A lot.

I've always wanted to watch her with another woman and would have done anything to get her to do it. I really wanted the other woman to be black but any color works for me. Of course I really wanted to join in too, but my main concern was her and I would have done exactly what they needed. An early boyfriend of hers tried to force her into swapping and when we first got together she told me, in VERY strong language, to forget even trying so I never pushed it. Once I figured what I had or, more accurately, what she was giving to me, I never wanted to lose her. That took about 2 weeks and I've spent the last 43 years filling in all the details.

I always looked at it as a "Gift". Any woman that ever had anything to do with me sexually I viewed like that. She gave me herself 43 years ago and it's still the best gift I ever got. Oh well, it was a very good run for 35 years or so. I'll write a few stories about that.

I traveled all over the world doing design work and I was sorely tempted to cheat many times, but I never did. That is just wrong in my book. Commitment has a very rigid meaning for me. I've been sorely tempted quite a few time in the last 6 or 7 years too. I get hit on in my store all the time and there are several that I'd absolutely love to climb into bed with, but I'm not ready to do it yet. Besides, they're my customers, repeat ones at that, and it's all about trust there too so that would be wrong unless they asked me.

I am the Horniest old white dude on the planet but until my wife just doesn't know what's happening around her I'll say "No, but thank you very much though." Even if she's in a facility totally unaware, I don't know. This is very hard to think about. I'm 71 now and if this comes to be I'll probably be to old for anything but holding hands so I just live in my fantasies. Holding hands and kissing are very nice though. I'll keep doing whatever I can with my hands and mouth as long as they work.

I let social pressure prevent me from dating a Black girl when I was in high school and that has always made me feel disappointed in myself. Of course that was in 1968 in Wagoner, Oklahoma and they were all a bunch of redneck assholes, so I give myself a little break. I think I'll look for a Black woman if I decide to try, if any will have me. There is one who comes in the store a lot and sometimes I think she's interested, but I won't know for sure unless I ask, and I wont do that. If she is interested in me I don't care about anything else, she's beautiful. Skin color is a very stupid thing to let get in the way

I have 8 bones in my lower back, T11 to L6, fused so I don't stand up well. I've also had Prostate Cancer and they killed it with radiation, but they damaged a nerve too and I don't get full erections any more. That REALLY pisses me off. I'm already talking to my Urologist about the inflatable implants and will do that in the next year or 2 if I decide it might perk her interest in sex. I am quite good with my hands and tongue , but I haven't had a lot of practice with it since I married. She never really liked to receive oral so I pretty much just ignored that too. She liked it "IN", and that was always great. She loved giving oral and straight sex but not anal.

I'm not bitching here either and I do not feel sorry for myself. I've had a wonderful life with a marvelous woman. I still adore her just like I did 43 years ago when we started being "Us" and she's still sexy as hell to me, but she has no interest in sex at all. That is incredibly frustrating.

When I decide to start looking for a sexual encounter I think I'll try to find someone who is black and wants to be watched. I would love to watch her masturbate while I do and will participate as much as she wants. I've wanted to get into mutual masturbation for a long time too. That's what many of my fantasies are built around. For me, she is always in charge of the details. It's all about trust and I'll do whatever it takes to make sure I gain hers.

I had one gay experience (a hand job for me) about 1965 and I didn't like it and I still don't. Its not homophobia though because my oldest son is gay and I like being around him and most of his friends. There are a couple I don't like though because they grab at my butt.

One of my daughters writes Steam Punk and has 3 books published already. If you read that she's quite good and I'll send her name if asked. I proof read for her and I love doing it. I don't think I'll ask her to proof my stories though. I am looking for someone to swap Proofreading with and a female would be great for the other prospective.

Thank you for reading this. If you have questions or just want to know more, please just ask.

Paul Forster
Date Joined:
22 Jul 2013
Last Visit:
20 Apr 2014 (15 hours ago)
Relationship Status:
Windsor, California, United States
Women! Strong women that can stand toe to toe with God in a screaming, go to hell match and not back down. Not dominate, just strong. Like Zoe Saldana, Hillary Swank, Anne Bancroft and several others. I don't see women like most guys do because I feel that strength like a bright light and the stronger it is the more I like it.

Faceting gemstones, making jewelry, reading, talking with customers and more.
Favorite Books:
Pretty much any science fiction, all the Lincoln Rhyme, all the Dr. Kay Scarpetta, all the "In Death" series (J. D. Robb), and more than I can mention here. I collect.books, some signed originals and gave about 15,000 of them to my youngest son (shit, he's 42 now) because I can't take care of them any more.
Favorite Authors:
About a hundred or so. Jeffery Deaver, Stephen King, Jonathan Kellerman, J. D. Robb, Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein, Patricia Cornwell, and many more.
Favorite Movies:
Avatar (Zoe Saldana), Agnes of God (Anne Bancroft), Full Metal Jacket (I was there), Mash, Harry potter, and many, many more. If the actors are good and I can suspend my disbelief I like it. If I can't it really sucks. Think about your favorites.
Favorite Music:
Celtic, I love pretty much anything with Pipes (I am a Scott, clan Gordon), good country (Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and a lot more), folk music (Gordon Lightfoot, James Taylor, Serendipity Singers, Peter, Paul and Mary, Harry Chapin, etc.), Classical, and early rock and roll (Everly Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel, Neil Diamond, etc).

I don't like acid rock, hip hop, rap and others that are mostly cacophony to me.
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Topic: Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 09:31

Blown Away by Carrie Underwood.

An incredibly powerful piece.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 09:27

Very strong lady and knows exactly what she wants. Good with words too.

Besides, I love the body ink in her avatar and I've always been attracted to nurses. I married one 43 years ago.

Topic: Gf cheated on me. Second chance?
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 09:22

Do you want to give her a second chance?

What Dani says is it.

It's all up to you! I am very much into commitment and if my wife, or girlfriend, admitted to that I could not trust them to not do it again because they are obviously not strong enough to to commit the same. If you both agree to enjoy it then it's what you both want and it's not a destructive thing. Just set the "Rules Of Engagement" and NEVER break them without discussion or your back in the same hole again.

It's called a partnership for a reason and I wouldn't after the lies, but that's me. An opinion.

Good luck with what you decide.

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 09:10

With another, about six years ago. My wife of 43 years gave up on everything sexual. Her memories are going away, she's going away and I detest Alzheimer's so much it eats at me.

I am very much into commitment though so that's out until she doesn't recognize me any more. After that I can't hurt her.

With myself, a couple hours ago. Like Woody Allen said, "it's sex with someone I love."

Topic: Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted: 19 Apr 2014 08:57

Depends on what women Craig brought with him.

Works the same way for me.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 18 Apr 2014 11:20

She has a slim bio but if that's her in the avatar she is beautiful. If not she's probably beautiful anyway.

Good luck here, it's a great place to have safe fun. Just never give any personal info away.

Topic: Guys, have you ever paid a woman for sex?
Posted: 18 Apr 2014 08:49

What problem? If it's you, it's you, your choice!

I did one time. It was March 1960 and I was 17, had finished ET school at Treasure Island in San Francisco and flown to Hawaii for the first time. What a frickin flight that was, 13 hours on a Super G Constellation, a 4 engine, prop plane. Then aboard ship, the USS Bennington, CVS 20 aircraft carrier. We'd been in the Phillipines and then at sea for several weeks and I was so Horney I was ready to just jump overboard in the South China Sea.

We pulled into Hong Kong, I went into a bar called The South Seas and a really cute girl sat next to me. It took her 10 minutes to convince me to buy her out of the bar and into a hotel room. The whole thing cost me a $20 money order my mother had sent me. No, I never told her or anyone else about it until just now. I've never been the type to brag, sex is a private thing with me but I decided to tell stories here.

She blew me then screwed me twice which took 2 hours. We spent a week in port on that trip and I was in that bar every night. It only cost me $10 each other night and I never found out why. I was 17 and didn't care. Quantity discount I guess and I spent every nickel I had and borrowed $20 or so but I was the happiest guy on the planet for months afterwards.

Never did it again and she was gone the next time we were there 8 months later. I think I'll write about that, I've thought about her off and on over the last 54 years.

Topic: What turns you on immediately ?
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 19:57


Show me your mind works and you can own me. If you're a girl, I'm pretty straight.

Topic: What's the record number of times you have orgasmed in one day?
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 19:50


I need to pay attention to the string category.


Topic: Keeping Your Mouth Shut or Speaking what is on your mind.
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 17:52

I do believe that "a bitter truth is better than a sweet lie" but there are times when you have to modify that. The problem comes in knowing when that is.

For kids I would NEVER quash an idea or attempt at something new. That can kill all of their drive to try new things. With mine I encouraged their independence and there were many screaming, toe to toe, go to hell fights around my house. Eventually every one off them learned that while the cop is standing there writing the ticket is ABSOLUTELY NOT the time to call them a pig.

For older people they live in a child's world some times and I treat them as such. I do not want to destroy whatever they have left of happiness in their life. That would make me not like myself at all. Others too but also a pure judgement call.

Pretty much I'm capable of saying anything to anybody including any deity you can think of.

I control "ME" though, not my ego, so it's always a considered thing when I say anything. On here? You're all adults, you use your minds (some much better than others) so anything is possible.

Courtesy, consideration and kindness go a very long way in my world.

Besides, it's all just an opinion.

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Thanks so much for reading my new story "The Weekend." Thanks for scoring and leaving the most amazing comment on it. I was really taken back from such a lovely comment. I really love getting to know my readers and enjoy talking and getting to know them. I think it just makes sense. I look forward to getting to know you. Thanks again for taking the time to let me know your thoughts...xoxooxox

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Posted: 10 Apr 2014 11:30
Well, I've always liked Levi's but I think I'd come to a gloriously blazing end there. Besides, I need to know her first.

ThNk you

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Looking forward to getting to know you.....

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. Hello my friend. Hope you had a great weekend.

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