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picked the skinny one cause she's so far behind in the vote . You sound superficial and you must not like real women with curves. I swear I'd go all baseball furies on your ass.
Her profile usually has a really annoying song playing so it makes me not waste a lot of time on it so I can be productive. That's very considerate of her.
I thought this was about dangling participles and misplaced modifiers or even the cost of band-aids because of all the papercuts you might get from editing. Instead I was disappointed. Lol, no you weren't.
Felix why don't you shut up and quit twisting words that do not relate to the forum. You really have to grow up plus my girl was just posting to this forum because we didn't get it. Its funny you keep posting "Kink Shame" to my 1LolvelyKinkyKitsune for which in FACT is kinky lol that I know she did not kink-shame, but you did Quiet down little boy, the Masters are talking.
blah blah blah! You called the hiring-a-private-investigator-to-keep-tabs-on-a-person kink creepy. You shamed the P.I. kink.Stop kink shaming in 2014 y'all. The BDSM community likes to keep an open mind to all kinks.
Of course it's the curvy girl, every time. It makes cheating on her with the skinny girl all the sweeter. What? Just sayin'... ZING! You should be ashamed of yourself.
The way you said it and make it sound, I agree, it sounds "off" for some reason more than a romantic thing! You assume she is trailing you and for what reason, an unknown reason wants to spend time and money to actually have someone tail you like a hound????! I do not know who sounds more creeperish-you or the other person you mention since you assume something and actually say that when you say you did not ask! Why would you NOT ask? Why would you even think that? Stop kink shaming.
What's the problem now? Something about you not having a vagina? With the evidence presented here in this thread, are you really certain of that? Are you really? Are you really certain he does not have a vagina? I know I'm not entirely convinced.
Given your two posts in this thread, you don't have much (or anything) to say that's positive or constructive. Because this thread is ridiculous. To put it simply, you are just upset that the person you edited a story for got a RR and you have not received one - that's the reason you're bitching - You then stated how much work her punctuation needed and that you changed her whole ending, trying to make her sound incompetent if it weren't for you just because she was recognized and you were not. Why do that to her, just because she received a RR and you haven't? You sound like an asshole. Especially when you say that it must be because she has a vagina. Maybe her story ideas are just better than yours and anyone could have helped her with editing and it would have received an RR anyway. Maybe you should have just asked her why she didn't credit you (if that's the reason you helped her) instead of embarrassing her here. Again, you're being an asshole...and you expect positivity in return?
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