About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution... ...............................................

Date Joined:
03 Apr 2010
Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Which is better, once and for all!
Posted: 18 Apr 2014 13:10

picked the skinny one cause she's so far behind in the vote .

You sound superficial and you must not like real women with curves. I swear I'd go all baseball furies on your ass.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 18 Apr 2014 09:30

Her profile usually has a really annoying song playing so it makes me not waste a lot of time on it so I can be productive. That's very considerate of her.

Topic: Editing Caution
Posted: 18 Apr 2014 09:17

I thought this was about dangling participles and misplaced modifiers or even the cost of band-aids because of all the papercuts you might get from editing.

Instead I was disappointed.

Lol, no you weren't.

Topic: Meeting My Mistress
Posted: 18 Apr 2014 09:06

Felix why don't you shut up and quit twisting words that do not relate to the forum. You really have to grow up plus my girl was just posting to this forum because we didn't get it. Its funny you keep posting "Kink Shame" to my 1LolvelyKinkyKitsune for which in FACT is kinky lol that I know laughing6 she did not kink-shame, but you did angel7

Quiet down little boy, the Masters are talking.

Topic: Meeting My Mistress
Posted: 18 Apr 2014 09:03

blah blah blah!

You called the hiring-a-private-investigator-to-keep-tabs-on-a-person kink creepy. You shamed the P.I. kink.

Stop kink shaming in 2014 y'all. The BDSM community likes to keep an open mind to all kinks.

Topic: Which is better, once and for all!
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 23:22

Of course it's the curvy girl, every time.

It makes cheating on her with the skinny girl all the sweeter. What? Just sayin'...

ZING! You should be ashamed of yourself.

Topic: Meeting My Mistress
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 23:11

The way you said it and make it sound, I agree, it sounds "off" for some reason more than a romantic thing! You assume she is trailing you and for what reason, an unknown reason wants to spend time and money to actually have someone tail you like a hound????! I do not know who sounds more creeperish-you or the other person you mention since you assume something and actually say that when you say you did not ask! Why would you NOT ask? Why would you even think that?

Stop kink shaming.

Topic: Editing Caution
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 15:38

What's the problem now? Something about you not having a vagina?

With the evidence presented here in this thread, are you really certain of that? Are you really? Are you really certain he does not have a vagina? I know I'm not entirely convinced.

Topic: Editing Caution
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 12:31

Given your two posts in this thread, you don't have much (or anything) to say that's positive or constructive.

Because this thread is ridiculous. To put it simply, you are just upset that the person you edited a story for got a RR and you have not received one - that's the reason you're bitching - You then stated how much work her punctuation needed and that you changed her whole ending, trying to make her sound incompetent if it weren't for you just because she was recognized and you were not. Why do that to her, just because she received a RR and you haven't? You sound like an asshole. Especially when you say that it must be because she has a vagina. Maybe her story ideas are just better than yours and anyone could have helped her with editing and it would have received an RR anyway. Maybe you should have just asked her why she didn't credit you (if that's the reason you helped her) instead of embarrassing her here.

Again, you're being an asshole...and you expect positivity in return?

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 11:55


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Stars and Clouds

Ethan   Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight.  Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...

Added 07 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,567 | 20 Comments

Recommended Read No Sympathy for Lilly Black

Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...

Added 20 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 2,877 | 19 Comments

Editor's Pick Mignonette

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...

Added 27 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 36 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 11,159 | 22 Comments

Editor's Pick Kingdom Come

Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...

Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 36 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 14,136 | 19 Comments

Editor's Pick Let Her Eat Cake

1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...

Added 22 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 81 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 33,197 | 34 Comments

Recommended Read Coffee, Cards and a Cabin

"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo | Votes 58 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 5,442 | 26 Comments

Trailer Trash Trixie

11:38 AM Gee, Ramon and Jimmy all sat around Ramon's tiny, dark, cluttered living room killing the morning hours with some laughs and a blunt. "What did you say his name was Slim-Jim?" Asked Gee while holding in some marijuana smoke and passing the blunt to Jimmy. "Bubba," Jimmy answered and waived off the blunt. "I'm cool, I'm trying to get out of here and meet up with someone." ...

Added 29 Jul 2011 | Category Anal | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 13,405 | 22 Comments

Recommended Read One Thing Leads to Another: Rumble Pussy

"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...

Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 53 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 7,874 | 22 Comments

One Thing Leads to Another: Is he fucking her ass?

"Come over hoe, we are so fucking bored," Maria said as soon as Christine answered her phone. "Are you at your parents house? I don't want to kick it there, I want to get high." "I'm over at Tony's pad. Don't worry his roommates are gone, It's just us two." "Are you sure Maria? Because I can't stand those fucks." "I'm sure. Bring some shit over, yeah? I have the pipe with me, I'll...

Added 18 Mar 2011 | Category Hardcore | Votes 51 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 21,589 | 14 Comments

One Thing Leads to Another: The Head Shop

Maria and Christine were lounging around the backyard getting ready to smoke a little pot. Maria found an empty Coke can and began to carefully shape it into a pipe. She flattened one side and made a few holes with a knife. Christine handed Maria the bag of weed and she placed some on the can. "I'm so sick of smoking out of a can Maria." "It's not that bad... Here you go first." "I know...

Added 21 May 2010 | Category Group Sex | Votes 44 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 13,895 | 9 Comments

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