In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution... ...............................................
http://www.youtube.com/embed/NdukOus7muE I never saw the point in tryingCause I would only let you downAnd I just couldn't take you down there with meI just can't stand to see you drownI never saw the point in cryingCause I can't be the way you wantAnd I don't want lay around here waitingWaiting for you to change your mindIJust keep on telling myself That II don't need anyone elseYeah I'd Be just fine on my ownThat ICan make it out I shouldI knowI never saw the point in tryingCause I would only let you downAnd I just couldn't take you down there with meI just can't stand to see you drownI never saw the point in cryingCause I can't be the way you wantAnd I don't want lay around here waitingWaiting for you to change your mindII don't know what else I can doNow I'm,Done trying cause youYeah ICould never stop loving youBut there'sNothing else for me to doI never saw the point in tryingCause I would only let you downAnd I just couldn't take you down there with meI just can't stand to see you drownI never saw the point in cryingCause I can't be the way you wantAnd I don't want lay around here waitingWaiting for you to change your mindWhat I wouldn't give for the chance to see you smileI did what I could to be yours just for a whileWhat I wouldn't give for the chance to see you smileIt's all good.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/h0RQnGhxZzg I've been sleeping for forty days and Yeah, I know that I'm sleeping cause this dream 's too amazingShe got gold doorknobs where her eyes used to be, yeah One turn and I learned what it really means to see, yeahIt's the magical mystery kind Must be a lie Bye bye to the too good to be true kind of love Oooooh I could dieOooooh now, I could dieNow I've been sleeping for sixty days andNobody better pinch meBitch I swear, go crazy She got jumper cable lipsShe got sunset on her breath I inhaled just a little bitNow I got no fear of death It's the magical mystery kind Must be a lie Bye bye to the too good to be true kind of loveOooooh I could dieOooooh now, I could dieIt's the magical mystery kindMust be a lie Bye bye to the too good to be true kind of loveOooooh I could die Oooooh now, I could die
http://www.youtube.com/embed/Zd6zTuklghY If you're listening , whoa oh oh oh oh ohSing it back, whoa oh oh oh oh ohString from your tether unwinds (String from your tether unwinds) whoa oh, whoa ohUp and outward to bind (Up and outward to bind) whoa oh, whoa oh I was spinning free , whoa oh oh oh oh oh With a little sweet and simple numbing me. Are you listening? whoa oh oh oh oh ohSing it back , whoa oh oh oh oh oh So tell me what do I need (tell me what do I need) whoa oh, whoa oh When words lose their meaning (When words lose their meaning) whoa oh, whoa ohI was spinning free, whoa oh oh oh oh ohWith a little sweet and simple numbing me. Yeah, stumble till you crawl , whoa oh oh oh oh oh Sinking into sweet uncertainty (Are you listening? Are you listening?)If you're listening, whoa oh oh oh oh ohIf you're listening, are you listening?Sing it back, whoa oh oh oh oh ohIf you're listening, are you listening? I'm still running away (I'm still running away) whoa oh, whoa ohWon't play your hide and seek game(your hide and seek game) whoa oh, whoa ohI was spinning free, whoa oh oh oh oh ohWith a little sweet and simple numbing me. What a dizzy dance, whoa oh oh oh oh oh This sweetness will not be concerned with me.No the sweetness will not be concerned with me. No the sweetness will not be concerned with me.
don't lie to me and tell me you never took a piss in public, Jack. we all know better. :) I have yeah... But I shouldn't have to hide it. It's natural GODDAMMIT!
or worse, what if Magical Felix was dating your daughter? holy fuck, i am SO not ever having kids now! I usually have the moms totally fooled. Moms are easy. Moms love me.
Alright so this was the deal in 1978-1980... It's not happening now, but...That woman was the very definition of Cold Fish... I dated her youngest daughter for almost 3 years and was never invited to a holiday or family dinner.Hell, I was never invited inside the house...as in not through the fucking front door. I had their daughter home before the 11pm curfew, then before the midnight curfew...then (well she was at college the third year and there was no curfew - and by that time I didn't give a shit about the familial home...I wanted her room mate out of her dorm room on weekends).So, Auntie...how do you deal with a parent who apparently doesn't like you, just because you aren't the guy she wants her daughter to be infatuated with?ps...Me and the girl's father got along pretty well, but he didn't wear the pants in the family as he never invited me inside or out to his back deck either.The mother even asked me on a phone call (around month 34 or so of us dating steadily)... "I hope you and Marilyn have never had...""No, Ma'am...your daughter and I have never......"Yeah, I wasn't going to be a total asshole about the whole thing. "Your daughter and I invented about 7 new positions, Mrs Smith, you'd be a grandmother by now, except we both know you can't get pregnant by swallowing cum."How do you deal with a parent who detests the very sight of you...while you're in love with their daughter (or son)? That can't be the only time a parent didn't like you... I mean I would be pretty annoyed if my daughter was all about wellmademale too... Can you imagine? wellmademale is dating your daughter? fuuuuck that.
Truer than the streets, muthafucka.
Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...
Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore
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1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...
Added 21 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance
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"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...
Added 25 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo
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July 10, 2004 Dearest Vincent, These last few weeks are driving me crazy! I can't wait to finally be married to the man of my dreams. You're everything I have always wanted. You have given me my confidence back and you make me feel like the sexiest woman on the planet. I love, love, love you, with all my heart! Your soon to be smoking hot 19 year old wife! Jessica October...
Added 26 May 2011 | Category Taboo
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"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...
Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex
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"Come over hoe, we are so fucking bored," Maria said as soon asChristine answered her phone. "Are you at your parents house? I don't want to kick it there, I wantto get high." "I'm over at Tony's pad. Don't worry his roommates are gone, It's just us two." "Are you sure Maria? Because I can't stand those fucks." "I'm sure. Bring some shit over, yeah? I have the pipe with me, I'llgive...
Added 18 Mar 2011 | Category Hardcore
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Maria and Christine were lounging around the backyard getting ready to smoke a little pot. Maria found an empty Coke can and began to carefully shape it into a pipe. She flattened one side and made a few holes with a knife. Christine handed Maria the bag of weed and she placed some on the can. "I'm so sick of smoking out of a can Maria." "It's not that bad... Here you go first." "I know...
Added 20 May 2010 | Category Group Sex
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Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...
Added 13 Apr 2010 | Category Anal
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Christine was driving her white Civic down Lincoln drive toward her best friend Maria's house. She grabbed her iPhone and dialed her. "Hey girl, you coming over yet?" Maria answered. "Yeah, Im on my way. Do you want to do anything?" "I wasn't planning on it, Im just lounging around in my pajamas still." "That's cool, I'm in my sweatpants." "Eww... You sloppy bitch," Maria teased. ...
Added 10 Apr 2010 | Category Quickie Sex
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Christine and Maria were driving to a house party Maria was invited to by one of her co-workers. Christine is an 18 year old white girl with long blond hair which she wore braided into pigtails. Maria is a couple of years older, Mexican, and on the thin side with shoulder length black hair. "Who's party are we going to?" Christine asked. "You don't know them, it's this guy...
Added 07 Apr 2010 | Category Group Sex
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