About Magical_felix
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In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Name:
Jack
Sex:
Male 
Age:
32
Sign:
Scorpio
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
California
Interests:
Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Magical_felix
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Interview with the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
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Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 20:23

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Topic: Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 20:14



You have to write it! Pretty please? :)

Another time Emilia. Another time. laughing8



Topic: Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 19:58





You made these adjustments in just a couple hours? Well that's pretty impressive. You had a story (idea) already, then you heard of this comp and in a couple hours you figured the proper adjustments to make it work for this comp. That is what you are saying? Well that is very impressive. Good luck in the comp!



Really, you can't come with a story idea in a few hours? What's wrong with you?. Hell, I get an idea within a matter of minutes, it's just the time I take to hammer it out that makes the real difference. Some authors can plan out a story with in a few hours, but writing might take a bit longer. She didn't say she had it written, just planned. BIG DIFFERENCE.

I'm with Sprite on this one dude, you're being a dick, dick.

No, I guess I am not good enough to have a story idea ready to start writing right when the comp is announced. I am not that good unfortunately.

You're with sprite on this one eh? Yeah, me too. How dickish of me to ask an author their method so I can learn how to have a story, sorry, I mean an idea ready to go right when the comp is announced. It's amazing. Usually takes me a week or more to have a thorough idea down for a comp before I can start writing. Probably why I struggle to get them in on time with only a few days left before the comp closes. I found Jayne having an idea ready to go right at the start when she first heard of the comp to be noteworthy. So I asked her about it, my bad. Not sure why you would be so sensitive about it. I would brag if I were that good.

Topic: Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 03:20

I've got my story all planned out, so I'm hoping it's going to be easy to write.

Super excited about this one!!!

Look, not trying to be a dick....

But how do you have your story all planned out just a few hours after the announcement? It's just been a few hours.

Is this the first you've heard of this comp and you already have a story all planned out? That's pretty impressive. Would like to know that process.

Topic: Should there be prisons for old people?
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 03:12

Stupid old asshole will go to a "prison" where he is with other old assholes getting his meds and meals and care in some "prison" that isnt far off from an assisted care facility. Trust me, I volunteered in one for years, it felt like a prison but the old folks were paying thousands a month to stay there and they got to play chess with the likes off me and negotiate me stealing some extra candy for them if they won. They PAID for that. These were stand up people with careers and that was their fate. Sounds like a prison to me... These were ex pilots, teachers, farmers etc...

This vomit getting to stay in a similar place just because he's old and weak? And we all get to pay for it? What a joke. He should be tossed to the wolves just like his victims were. Let him realize what he did through his own suffering.

Topic: Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 02:15



That reminds of a story you told me once. You know, that time you robbed a bank wearing a lime green thong and nipple tassels?

You rode in on the back of a sheep that you'd spray painted luminous pink. You were wearing a Patrick Swayze latex mask, and had a gun in one hand and a four-foot inflatable cock in the other. As you stashed all of the money in your revealing undies, you shouted at the top of your voice the most foul obscenities known to man. Before leaving, you took the time to urinate in the potted plant in the corner of the room before turning to the CCTV camera on the wall and nonchalantly saying,

"Try recreating that for TV, you fuckers."

(Did that really happen?)

L x


On second thought that might make a better read.

The time I robbed a bank was less... Cinematic... Yet, more effective. It involved: Asians, motorcycles, fake identities, ATMs, weak tellers, college students, lies, and balls.

I may write that one yet. The sex would be crowbarred in though. I'd come off as a hack.

Topic: Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 02:07

That was probably the most inspirational video I have ever seen in my whole life. Sounds like sex with missy would be, literally, out of this world.

The only thing I would object to is that she doesn't come with that hot outfit. It's what kind of sold me on her... Still, hot outfit aside, a thressome with Bo Peep, and her finest, still has my heart. I must put pen to paper to better illustrate this desire.

*picks a banjo*

Topic: Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted: 20 Jul 2014 22:29

I don't think lush is ready for my inflatable sheep story set in the Appalachian Mountains.

Topic: Smoking: Turn on or off?
Posted: 20 Jul 2014 22:16

If she just started smoking meth like two days ago, It's a turn on. I mean that bitch is gonna be wild in the sack.

But if she's been tweaking the fuck out for a few years then it's a turn off for sure.

Topic: What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted: 20 Jul 2014 17:30



How does God feel about porn and erotica and the like? Doesn't that fall under fornication? He's not a huge fan of that. His son also said that to look at a woman who is not your wife with desire is to commit adultery in one's heart, and adultery is one of the Big Ten. And when you break one of the Big Ten, you break them all.

Does that standing alone when God asks why clause apply to fornication? Or is that not an important enough sin?

Also, I recall someone mentioning let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Just can't remember who. You'll have to forgive me. I'm a tad rusty when it comes to Bible-thumping.

If God asks someone why they had an abortion I would imagine he is expecting an explanation before deciding to let them in through the pearly gates or else he wouldn't ask why. So that would mean that in some cases God thinks abortion is okay or else he wouldn't ask for the circumstances leading up to the abortion if in his eyes abortion is a no go. If he thinks it's wrong 100% of the time and isn't going to let you into heaven because you had an abortion then the act of him asking you why you did would make him a sadist.

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