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I don't know why people that break the rules/laws think they are special and it doesn't apply to them... If the girl wouldn't have broken the law and messed around with a child then she wouldn't be in this predicament. Why does she think she is special? The truth is the other girl is FOURTEEN. She should know better.
The Way Of The Gun I thought I was the only fan of that forgotten gem. Such a great movie. Watch it lushies.
This was another good one that left me with a 'what the fuck' sad feeling at the end. http://upload.lushstories.com/71251823-themist.jpg Shit, you know what.. That one shocked me too at the end. never saw it coming, it makes sense it would happen that way but the way it is edited together is fucked up.
It kinda sucks, I have like 14,000 and over followers on my not so safe for work blog... only like 400 on my mqgicalfelix one that I spend like ten minutes a day on.... 2 minutes on the porn blog, thats how powerful a medium it is. But I think my porn blog may be deleted soon. Oh my dios.
If you get caught or things come to light - there's nowhere for you to run if hubby comes looking for you. Proximity really isn't in your favour on that one. That's when confidence is king. Tell him you will fucking slit his throat and enjoy it. Most guys that are too stupid or "putting their heads in the sand over their girl fucking around, are total bitches. I'm telling you... It's really shocking and they wont do shit about it. Not a fucking thing beyond "I know".
Watchmen was good. I agree.I think Rocky may be the best movie without a traditional happy ending in my opinion.
Of course they do... Look here.
Formicophilia - deriving sexual pleasure from insects crawling on the body, specifically on the genitals. Plushophilia - sexual attraction to stuffed animals or people dressed in animal costumes. Vorarephilia - arousal by the thought of being eaten by someone, eating someone else, or watching someone eat somebody else. Inflatophilia - attraction to inflatable animals and toys, deriving sexual pleasure from wearing inflatable suits, or just being aroused from the thought of people inflating like balloons. Robot fetishism - the thought of having sex with a robot, having sex dressed as robots, or having sex with a person who is transformed into a robot. Klismaphilia - deriving sexual pleasure from receiving an enema. Hybristophilia - often known as the Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome, it is a sexual attraction to someone who has committed a gruesome crime. I think the question was about things you wouldn't do... A couple things on that list seem to be right up your alley.
Maybe the sweetest song ever written. http://www.youtube.com/embed/NEFnxazWLIg
Meeting her parents too soon... This one chick wanted me to meet her folks like within a week.. dafuq.
Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...
Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore
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1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...
Added 21 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance
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"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...
Added 25 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo
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July 10, 2004 Dearest Vincent, These last few weeks are driving me crazy! I can't wait to finally be married to the man of my dreams. You're everything I have always wanted. You have given me my confidence back and you make me feel like the sexiest woman on the planet. I love, love, love you, with all my heart! Your soon to be smoking hot 19 year old wife! Jessica October...
Added 26 May 2011 | Category Taboo
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"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...
Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex
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"Come over hoe, we are so fucking bored," Maria said as soon asChristine answered her phone. "Are you at your parents house? I don't want to kick it there, I wantto get high." "I'm over at Tony's pad. Don't worry his roommates are gone, It's just us two." "Are you sure Maria? Because I can't stand those fucks." "I'm sure. Bring some shit over, yeah? I have the pipe with me, I'llgive...
Added 18 Mar 2011 | Category Hardcore
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Maria and Christine were lounging around the backyard getting ready to smoke a little pot. Maria found an empty Coke can and began to carefully shape it into a pipe. She flattened one side and made a few holes with a knife. Christine handed Maria the bag of weed and she placed some on the can. "I'm so sick of smoking out of a can Maria." "It's not that bad... Here you go first." "I know...
Added 20 May 2010 | Category Group Sex
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Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...
Added 13 Apr 2010 | Category Anal
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Christine was driving her white Civic down Lincoln drive toward her best friend Maria's house. She grabbed her iPhone and dialed her. "Hey girl, you coming over yet?" Maria answered. "Yeah, Im on my way. Do you want to do anything?" "I wasn't planning on it, Im just lounging around in my pajamas still." "That's cool, I'm in my sweatpants." "Eww... You sloppy bitch," Maria teased. ...
Added 10 Apr 2010 | Category Quickie Sex
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Christine and Maria were driving to a house party Maria was invited to by one of her co-workers. Christine is an 18 year old white girl with long blond hair which she wore braided into pigtails. Maria is a couple of years older, Mexican, and on the thin side with shoulder length black hair. "Who's party are we going to?" Christine asked. "You don't know them, it's this guy...
Added 07 Apr 2010 | Category Group Sex
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