About Mazza

Provocative, foul-mouthed Scottish girl, just here for a laugh and to do a bit of scribbling...

(I'm quite friendly, but please do add a note if you're sending a friend request)

*NB: I'm not around here all that much these days, so I may not get back to you right away, but I WILL get back to you.

Also, while I do like to have a bit of a laugh and a giggle, understand that I am not interested in being sexed up or cybering... Please respect that

Maz Za
Date Joined:
20 Sep 2012
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with Noreasonneeded
I love a good laugh, I like funny intelligent people, I like reading, drawing, writing.

I've recorded most of my stories in audio, which I hope you will enjoy.

Audios I've recorded for other people:

No one tells it quite like NoReasonNeeded does in this competition-winning group sex story


My favourite, NoReasonNeeded tells us just what a wife will do to advance her husband's career (hint - it's saucy as fuck!)


That naughty pair, Curlygirly and Mazza get up to all sorts of mischief after a HUGE lottery win! This is a joint audio with both my voice AND Curlygirly's!




Playsit penned a very moving poem and was kind enough to allow me the honour of adding my voice to it

By Elitfromnorth Who knew that fetishes could be so hot and funny? WD-40 never smelled this good!


She's not only a dirty bitch, SweetAsCandy tells a very saucy tale, I think you'll agree!


Still very dirty, SweetAsCandy tells about Sophie's naughty afternoon, in vivid detail!


SweetAsCandy's hot poem. The perfect antidote to a hot day


Never one to hold back, ShyVixen gives us a very hot poem


No one expresses inner turmoil quite like ShyVixen


Not so ShyVixen wants just a little more, well, a LOT more actually! Rrrr


My first audio for Poppet which tells of a girl with a secret admirer and a masked ball... Will she meet him and find out who he is?


A very saucy story from Alden Bradley about a naughty Scottish lady, but perhaps all is not quite as it seems







(Please stay tuned! I'll update this list as I add more)
Favorite Books:
The End of Mr Y, The Catcher in the Rye, The Wasp Factory, I Am Legend, Marathon Man, Tales of the City, The Witching Hour, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo trilogy, The Dark Tower series, Jane Eyre, HHGTTG,
Favorite Authors:
Iain Banks, Stephen King, Richard Matheson, Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare (yes, really!), Austen, Ann Rice, Christopher Brookmyre, Stieg Larsson, Douglas Adams, Stephen Fry, Scarlett Thomas
Favorite Movies:
Wayne's World, Beetlejuice, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, The Lost Boys, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (remake), The Constant Gardener, The Big Sleep, A Night At The Opera (Love the Marx Brothers), The Wizard of Oz, I'm a huge Tim Burton Fan, also rather fond of Tarantino, Guillermo del Torro, Terry Gilliam...
Favorite Music:
I love music and the way that just the right song comes on at just the right time!!
To be honest, there's not much I don't like and I love finding new bands and songs...
I go to a lot of gigs too...
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Stories Published By Mazza
Audio Story My First Taste Of Cock

I lay, head on his chest, half asleep to the hypnotic, white-noise flicker of the television as his hand stroked my hair. I felt completely relaxed. My hand was on his thigh, lightly stroking the taut denim and he sighed as my fingers moved along the seam, towards his crotch. He wriggled slightly as I touched his bulge. We’d been going out for two months and hadn’t done much, except...

Added 09 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 82 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 8,359 | 69 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Natural Beauty

“Woo hoo! I’ve got a date! Finally a real, proper date!” Ellen dropped her phone onto the table and punched the air, “You little beauty!!” Her fleeting reverie was interrupted by a tinny, laughing voice from the table, “Ellen? Ellen! I’m still here.” “Bob? Is that you?” Ellen looked around, confused, until she noticed that the screen of her iPhone was still lit up. “Oh shit, fuck!”...

Added 31 Jul 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 72 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 8,982 | 50 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Natural Beauty Part 2 - The Date

After a few months of chatting online with Bob, Ellen had agreed to meet him for dinner, followed by a night out. Not having dated since her husband, Ken, passed away, she was rather nervous about it and had used just about every beauty tip in the book to get herself looking good... **** Ellen caught herself admiring the tight little ass of the young Italian waiter, as she followed...

Added 05 Jan 2014 | Category Mature | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 8,582 | 32 Comments

Audio Story Vibrators Are For Pussies!

"Open your legs," his growl echoed through the tinny speakers. "Show me that hot, sticky cunt of yours... No, of MINE!" I obediently lifted my bare ass and parted my thighs. His eyes widened and his lips formed a silent ‘O’ as I tilted the laptop lid down, webcam making my pussy fill his screen. "Oh, there's a good fucking girl," he cooed. "Now, spread those juicy lips for me, show...

Added 13 Dec 2013 | Category Masturbation | Votes 62 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 22,171 | 52 Comments

Audio Story Bloody Typical

Cruel bitch! Dream squasher! Fate, Fortune, Destiny... Whatever the fuck her name is? How I loathe her sometimes. ~oOo~ Laughing at my plans, With her turned up nose And that cute, wee smile. That harpie has plans of her own. ~oOo~ Testing me, teasing me, Showing me what I might have, Giving me the merest glimpse Of hope, shining from the darkness. ~oOo~...

Added 10 Nov 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 46 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 1,517 | 38 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Perfucktory

“I’m close, Lou!” Drew gasped and raised his head briefly before dropping it again and continuing to pummel his wife. He sawed into her with the same determination he did every Sunday night and the occasional Friday or Saturday, if she was really lucky. She dug her nails into his shoulders, raised her knees as high as she could and pressed her heels into his buttocks, digging them in...

Added 13 Oct 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 88 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 11,001 | 64 Comments

Audio Story Em, Can I Watch?

“I need to turn in, honey...” Mike stood up, stretched, and I heard his spine crack and pop as he arched his back. I shuddered. I hate that noise. He turned to Steve, “You’ll be okay in the spare room, mate. Em will give you some blankets.” Steve nodded and raised his beer can, “Sure, bud, no worries. I’ll be all set.” “Sorry I’m such a lightweight, what with this new job and the...

Added 09 Sep 2013 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 98 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 15,315 | 51 Comments

Audio Story Editor's Pick Stanley Gets A Heart On

This story is only available on Lush Stories! Stanley was a writer, a bloody good one, as it had turned out. It was almost as if there was some smutty guardian angel watching over his shoulder, prompting his fingers as they tapped out sexy prose. Whilst at university, he'd been working on his dissertation when he'd met the woman who was to become his muse, Elsa. As a result, he...

Added 17 Feb 2013 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 120 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 14,170 | 67 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read The Ice Queen Cometh (Or How Roy And I Got Back On Track)

My boyfriend's name was, Roy. We'd been together for almost five years and things had been getting progressively less and less exciting. Both of us knew that we probably weren't really meant to be together, not long term, but we persisted. It was convenient, we had lots of mutual friends and interests, and we were both earning enough money to give us a pretty comfortable lifestyle. We were...

Added 09 Oct 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 100 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 6,270 | 57 Comments

Audio Story Punish me - Part One

Robin pulled her rental car into the parking space and turned off the engine. She felt nervous and excited in equal measure. This was it, her one chance to make up for what she had done. She sighed and leaned her head on the steering wheel. She was shaking slightly she was that nervous and unsure if she was doing the right thing. She breathed deeply, sat up and tilted the rear view mirror...

Added 25 Sep 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 97 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 33,042 | 37 Comments

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