About Mazza
Biography

Provocative, foul-mouthed Scottish girl, just here for a laugh and to do a bit of scribbling...

(I'm quite friendly, but please do add a note if you're sending a friend request)

*NB: I'm not around here all that much these days, so I may not get back to you right away, but I WILL get back to you.

Also, while I do like to have a bit of a laugh and a giggle, understand that I am not interested in being sexed up or cybering... Please respect that

in case you were wondering, my AV isn't me, it just represents me

Name:
Maz Za
Sex:
Female 
Age:
43
Sign:
Taurus
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with Noreasonneeded
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Interests:
I love a good laugh, I like funny intelligent people, I like reading, drawing, writing.

I've recorded most of my stories in audio, which I hope you will enjoy.

Audios I've recorded for other people:


No one tells it quite like NoReasonNeeded does in this competition-winning group sex story

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/job-well-done.aspx



My favourite, NoReasonNeeded tells us just what a wife will do to advance her husband's career (hint - it's saucy as fuck!)

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/annual-meeting.aspx



That naughty pair, Curlygirly and Mazza get up to all sorts of mischief after a HUGE lottery win! This is a joint audio with both my voice AND Curlygirly's!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/curlygirly-and-mazzas-big-sandwich.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/the-big-sandwich-2-pussy-posse.aspx

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Playsit penned a very moving poem and was kind enough to allow me the honour of adding my voice to it

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/strength-to-let-go.aspx
By Elitfromnorth Who knew that fetishes could be so hot and funny? WD-40 never smelled this good!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/copycouple.aspx

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She's not only a dirty bitch, SweetAsCandy tells a very saucy tale, I think you'll agree!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bisexual/ethan.aspx

Still very dirty, SweetAsCandy tells about Sophie's naughty afternoon, in vivid detail!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/sophies-release-1.aspx

SweetAsCandy's hot poem. The perfect antidote to a hot day

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/melting.aspx

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Never one to hold back, ShyVixen gives us a very hot poem

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/inner-flames.aspx

No one expresses inner turmoil quite like ShyVixen

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/my-inner-demons.aspx

Not so ShyVixen wants just a little more, well, a LOT more actually! Rrrr

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/can-you-take-me-higher.aspx

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My first audio for Poppet which tells of a girl with a secret admirer and a masked ball... Will she meet him and find out who he is?

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/masquerade-ball.aspx

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A very saucy story from Alden Bradley about a naughty Scottish lady, but perhaps all is not quite as it seems

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/scottish-holiday.aspx

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http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/claiming-each-other.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/an-introspect-of-a-broken-hearted-soul.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/till-we-meet-again.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-plain-girl.aspx

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(Please stay tuned! I'll update this list as I add more)
Favorite Books:
The End of Mr Y, The Catcher in the Rye, The Wasp Factory, I Am Legend, Marathon Man, Tales of the City, The Witching Hour, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo trilogy, The Dark Tower series, Jane Eyre, HHGTTG,
Favorite Authors:
Iain Banks, Stephen King, Richard Matheson, Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare (yes, really!), Austen, Ann Rice, Christopher Brookmyre, Stieg Larsson, Douglas Adams, Stephen Fry, Scarlett Thomas
Favorite Movies:
Wayne's World, Beetlejuice, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, The Lost Boys, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (remake), The Constant Gardener, The Big Sleep, A Night At The Opera (Love the Marx Brothers), The Wizard of Oz, I'm a huge Tim Burton Fan, also rather fond of Tarantino, Guillermo del Torro, Terry Gilliam...
Favorite Music:
I love music and the way that just the right song comes on at just the right time!!
To be honest, there's not much I don't like and I love finding new bands and songs...
I go to a lot of gigs too...
Website:
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Stories Published By Mazza
Writer’s Block

I cannot write. The words won’t come, They do not flow, they do not run. No musings glowing on my screen, Nor rhyming couplets to be seen. I sit and stare, then stare and sit And that’s about the size of it. * I’m trying write, my words are stuck Type, delete, yet still no luck. My thoughts of you a jumble now. I’d like to say, but don’t know how. So I pick...

Added 02 Jul 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 37 | Avg Score 5 | Views 542 | 34 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Natural Beauty

“Woo hoo! I’ve got a date! Finally a real, proper date!” Ellen dropped her phone onto the table and punched the air, “You little beauty!!” Her fleeting reverie was interrupted by a tinny, laughing voice from the table, “Ellen? Ellen! I’m still here.” “Bob? Is that you?” Ellen looked around, confused, until she noticed that the screen of her iPhone was still lit up. “Oh shit, fuck!”...

Added 31 Jul 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 71 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 10,206 | 52 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Natural Beauty Part 2 - The Date

After a few months of chatting online with Bob, Ellen had agreed to meet him for dinner, followed by a night out. Not having dated since her husband, Ken, passed away, she was rather nervous about it and had used just about every beauty tip in the book to get herself looking good... **** Ellen caught herself admiring the tight little ass of the young Italian waiter, as she followed...

Added 05 Jan 2014 | Category Mature | Votes 37 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 10,482 | 36 Comments

Natural Beauty Part 3 - A Night At The Circus

As the driver navigated the short distance to the circus ground, Ellen took the opportunity to re-touch her make up. She tilted her compact mirror this way and that as she reapplied her lipstick, powdered her face and aimed eye drops into her slightly reddened orbs until she was satisfied with her appearance. She remembered with a grimace how Bob’s heel had pressed against her leg but when...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Mature | Votes 29 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,858 | 26 Comments

Audio Story Oh! It Burns!

I love the works of the Scottish poet, Robert Burns. He wrote many famous poems and songs. He was less well-known for his raunchy, sexy poems. This is my tribute to him and, were he alive today, I'm certain that he would approve (in fact, I would bet good money that he would be writing here on Lush!) I’ve written it phonetically, in broad Scots, with an English translation underneath. I...

Added 08 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 46 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,986 | 45 Comments

Audio Story Vibrators Are For Pussies!

"Open your legs," his growl echoed through the tinny speakers. "Show me that hot, sticky cunt of yours... No, of MINE!" I obediently lifted my bare ass and parted my thighs. His eyes widened and his lips formed a silent ‘O’ as I tilted the laptop lid down, webcam making my pussy fill his screen. "Oh, there's a good fucking girl," he cooed. "Now, spread those juicy lips for me, show...

Added 13 Dec 2013 | Category Masturbation | Votes 61 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 26,046 | 52 Comments

Audio Story Bloody Typical

Cruel bitch! Dream squasher! Fate, Fortune, Destiny... Whatever the fuck her name is? How I loathe her sometimes. ~oOo~ Laughing at my plans, With her turned up nose And that cute, wee smile. That harpie has plans of her own. ~oOo~ Testing me, teasing me, Showing me what I might have, Giving me the merest glimpse Of hope, shining from the darkness. ~oOo~...

Added 10 Nov 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 46 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 1,845 | 38 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read My First Taste Of Cock

I lay, head on his chest, half asleep to the hypnotic, white-noise flicker of the television as his hand stroked my hair. I felt completely relaxed. My hand was on his thigh, lightly stroking the taut denim and he sighed as my fingers moved along the seam, towards his crotch. He wriggled slightly as I touched his bulge. We’d been going out for two months and hadn’t done much, except...

Added 09 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 98 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 16,059 | 77 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Perfucktory

“I’m close, Lou!” Drew gasped and raised his head briefly before dropping it again and continuing to pummel his wife. He sawed into her with the same determination he did every Sunday night and the occasional Friday or Saturday, if she was really lucky. She dug her nails into his shoulders, raised her knees as high as she could and pressed her heels into his buttocks, digging them in...

Added 13 Oct 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 88 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 12,756 | 65 Comments

Audio Story Em, Can I Watch?

“I need to turn in, honey...” Mike stood up, stretched, and I heard his spine crack and pop as he arched his back. I shuddered. I hate that noise. He turned to Steve, “You’ll be okay in the spare room, mate. Em will give you some blankets.” Steve nodded and raised his beer can, “Sure, bud, no worries. I’ll be all set.” “Sorry I’m such a lightweight, what with this new job and the...

Added 09 Sep 2013 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 92 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 18,099 | 51 Comments

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