About MrSexyLaugh
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Warning ! Dont message me if your an old pervy weirdo nor do i want to meet anyone or have any contact outside of this website. Yeah one day i will probably be and old pervy weirdo but by that time I will have my wife and maybe even some of her bingo friends :* winky face haha, I found this website one late horny night and eventually came back to it I find that the stories I read are over complicated sometimes i love talking dirty I've been told that I am really good at it by all of my friends that are girls ... I joke I tease I flirt thats just me I sortah have a fetish for older women me being 18 older means 20's 30's fuck if your even a hot 40 But enjoy my stories there idk if I can say this Completely true

Name:
Andre
Sex:
Male 
Age:
19
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Interests:
Traveling, anything to do with Art/Literature/Film/Etc., Video Games ... ik what your thinking typical guy ... , Football my favorite team the Patriots, I love learning about new cultures and talking to people ohh do i love to talk !
Favorite Books:
" Feed " Best Sci Fi Novel Ever it was romantic plausible in depth and just It made me want to read on an on until it was done probably took me 2 or 3 days to read I read some parts twice
# Nerdin Out
Favorite Movies:
Anything that makes me cry jk uhm, Mostly Sci Fi or Fantasy movies. When you watch a movie and feel inmersed in that world or time. Movies that change my outlook on life
Favorite Music:
Mixture of Rock, Indie Rock, Rap and everything in between I love Dubstep, dnb, Electronic, chillstep, anything really. I am not a fan of Country or Metal/Scremo there just not my cup of tea nor is tea i absolutely hate coffee and tea. Anyways my favorite bands are the Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mumford and Sons, Sublime, Rise against the Machine, just ask if you want to know more.
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Topic: How much does height matter to you ?
Posted: 16 Jan 2013 15:17

How much does a mans height matter to you ?

Is there a preference that you find sexier, maybe because of your own height your insecure about dating or being with someone taller or shorter than yourself ?

Would your veiwpoint change on this matter if you could change your own height to your liking ?

I personally think most women are attracted to taller men and I just wanted to see if this sterotype seems to be true and if so why ?

Funny replies are welcomed ... amuse me

Topic: How much does a woman's height matter to you?
Posted: 16 Jan 2013 15:07

How much does a woman's height matter to you?

Is there a preference that you find sexier, maybe because of your own height you're insecure about dating or being with someone taller or shorter than yourself?

Would your viewpoint change on this matter if you could change your own height to your liking?

I personally find smaller, petite women sexier, there's something about them i can't get over anywhere from 5'4 and up to like 5'8 which is a pretty big gap I know but they just drive me insane like I want to break them haha I mean this in the best way possible you can pick them up twirl them around your finger and throw them over your shoulder if you so desire this to me makes me feel strong and in charge so my question to you guys on Lush is whats your preference and why ?

Funny replies are welcomed ... amuse me bootyshake

Topic: Whats more attractive younger women or older women ?
Posted: 15 Jan 2013 23:40

So guys whats your pint of beer ( thats the more gritty way of saying cup of tea ), I prefer older gals sometimes just because of the

experience they bring to the table ... the kitchen table to be exact thats where i eat most of my pus ... pickles damn do i love a soaked

puss ... pickle coffee

Topic: Uneven Boobs....
Posted: 15 Jan 2013 19:43

No uneven boobs in my opinion are fine I would'nt even notice and if I did I would tease saying that if i sucked on the bigger one long enough it would shrink hehe Confidence is a sexy thing for a women to have Over Confidence is where shit starts to get annoying

Topic: I need Girls help badly : !st Time Eating Out
Posted: 15 Jan 2013 18:35



Ok , so I'm new to this site just made my account thats not important I'm 18 me and my girlfriend have been dating for a couple of months I think 4 to be exact I watch porn occasionally ... Ps. thats Bullshit religiously :P haha and one thing thats turns me on so fucking fast is cunnilingus I don't know why its probably because It makes me hard seeing how pleasurable it is for the women when a guy or girl does it but ive been wanting to try it out with my gf dont worry I know how to do it thats not the problem ... my problem is my gf is dripping wet before i even touch her you might wonder well how is that a problem I get turned off by how it smells im getting used to how it tastes i love it to be honest but damn its not my girls fault whenever she comes over shes usually sweaty from volley ball practice or gym ... so my question is girls what should i do in this situation man up and just do it cause ik how much my girl would love it or try to explain / talk it out what sortah things can i do to get over this i care about the girl im dating very much i dont want minor issues mess things up ? message back chicas thanks

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Posted: 17 Dec 2013 00:20
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