Forum posts made by mr_sfstk8d

Topic Farting.
Posted 17 Dec 2009 12:46

Lisa, Ali is this like in grade school when some boy would pull your hair if he liked you? He's dropping ass charges in some weird form of flattery?? Or perhaps somebody just needs to push away the hot dogs with onions and mustart at lunch...

For myself personally, I really began to aquire my Dad's lactose intollerance into my 20's. Used to chug down milk by the gallon as a kid, but sometime after 21 or so, milk would just tear me up and give my aweful gas. The shop I was working in at the time was converted truck repair bay, so it was really big. I could clear out the whole shop. Finally figured out it was the bowl of cereal and milk for breakfast that would cause an evacutaion drill after lunch, lol. I miss my bran flakes, **sigh**

Topic What do you wish you could do that the opposite sex can?
Posted 17 Dec 2009 12:36

Walk into a bar without any money and walk out lit.

LOL funny. You know, anybody relatively attractive can do that, regardless of gender. I may just be a gay bar though, lol.

I totally envy the ability to masturbate literally until you rub yourself raw.

Oh, and having nipples I could lick myself. (I think that falls under the masturbation heading)

Topic Viagra
Posted 17 Dec 2009 12:23

I'm not yet at the stage in life where that's necessary. If this thread's still active in 20 years, I'll tell you how it works, lol.

I supposed I'd try it if I needed it. I can't imagine going decades until I die without sex.

Topic Things that just piss you off
Posted 27 Nov 2009 10:28

No. No heart attacks. That would be bad.

And I'm pretty sure the primary reason Beijing blocks porn is jealousy, akin to a systemic cultural penis inferiority complex. In other words, the wankers in the High Poombah Proletariate, or whatever Chairman Mao's current (old guy) octogenarian generation of commu-buddies are so horribly ashamed of their own paltry, unimpressive and underperforming dangly bits that they will vehemently fight to keep anyone they can excercise their "overcompensation" drive upon from access, even verbally, from any type of entertainment, education or social discussion that may remotely suggest that there are cocks in this world much more satisfacory in their design intent than theirs.

Topic What does it mean when you slap a girl on the butt?
Posted 27 Nov 2009 09:59

It can mean a lot of different things depending if it's your S.O., somebody that's just passing by in the bar, or Creepy Office Guy Who's Desk You Always Avoid.

But, like others have said, it's context dependent. Like many other forms of non-verbal communication.

Topic World's tallest fashion model gets her first magazine cover.
Posted 27 Nov 2009 07:26

You know, Liberator Shapes, and a few other makers, offer "play" furniture to help accomodate lovers of different sizes.

Topic Rare View
Posted 27 Nov 2009 07:10

Nope. Neither Air Borne nor Air Assault. Haven't got the knees for it.

Topic Jodie Calls
Posted 27 Nov 2009 07:07

Well, I was gonna say wrong Jodie, but hey, it fits the spirit I think, LOL

Topic Sounds like a good plan to me To logical though
Posted 27 Nov 2009 07:02

But then why have the largest democracies (and constitutional monarchies) in the world been in the business of socialist programs for decades now?? LOL

Topic Jodie Calls
Posted 25 Nov 2009 15:37

OK, I just posted a sample of cadence calling in the following thread:
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst7141_Rare-View.aspx

Cadence calling is a military tradition enjoyed all over the world, in nearly every language known to man. (I've called cadence in Yiddish once or twice, but that's TOTALLY off topic, lol.) When a unit is moving, either at a march (quick time) or at a run (double time), the person in charge of the unit often calls cadence, to keep all members of the unit in step, to pass the time, sometimes to relay information, and generally to promote esprit de corps.

In the U.S. military, in the last few decades, it has been discouraged to use what has come to be known as Jodie Calls. These are the cadence that have "blue" material, or "swear" words.

I'm sure there must be a number of Lushies out there who have prior or ongoing military experience. Have you served your country in this way? Were you an Army Brat growing up? I want to hear some oldies, some raunchy ones, some inspiring ones, some from around the world. (If you think it's helpful, please note if it's for quick time or double time.)

Let's hear some of the more colorful cadences from some of you. And let everybody enjoy one of the things that made, at least part of, the Profession of Arms an enjoyable experience.

Topic Dear Abby, from a Lushie's wife? LOL
Posted 25 Nov 2009 15:27

A lot of it has to do with what you're choosing to share or to withhold from your partner. If, in your relationship, you know that one of the other of you likes to chat and flirt with folks, whether it be your co-workers or somebody you met online, and you're open and honest about it, it can be OK, as long as that's what you both feel is acceptable.

Some relationships have stricter rules than other. Those rules are made by one or both of the partners.

If, on the other hand, you keep secrets from your mate, then that is unacceptable. That is when it becomes infidelity, or, literally, un-faithful to your promises, either expressed or implied.

Topic Rare View
Posted 25 Nov 2009 15:20

When the green lights go solid, that's when the can get's opened!!

Now, a bit of cadence calling:

C-130 rolling down the strip.
Air Borne Daddy gonna take a little trip.
Stand Up, Hook Up, Shuffle to the Door.
Jump right out and count to Four.
If my chute don't open wide,
I've got a reserve by my side.
If that one should fail me too,
Look out ground, I'm a comin' thru.

Cuz I'm Air Borne,
Fit to Fight!
Air Borne,
Dynomite!

Topic What are your plans?
Posted 25 Nov 2009 15:15

Well, usually it involves making lots of food (pies are made the night before), getting together with all of the family that's close enough to get together, calling the ones that aren't, eating a lot of the usual dishes, trying out one or two new ones for the year, cleaning up spills the kids make, eating again so I can hardly roll down the hall, and falling asleep on the couch while the XYL asks "Are you sleeping on the couch again?"

Unfortunately this year, her sister and their mom are fighting, so our venue got cancelled at the last minute. cussing

Topic My day would be perfect if...
Posted 25 Nov 2009 15:11

If I could discover what is a metrosexual!!! It sounds like someone who wants to have sex on a train! Is it a new fetish?

No no, that's not the name for that fetish. The old guys who drop trou, plant thier bums on the uprights for the hand rail so they can feel the vibration and wank openly are called Metro-Baters.

Don't ask.

Topic Like to be tied up / bound? Or be the re-strainer?
Posted 25 Nov 2009 15:04

Exactly. Mathusela and Jezziebelle, you've both got it. It's all about context. If that is or is not your scene, you both need to know it.

If in your household you're not into reluctance play, when she says "Stop" that means let's stop here and re-evaluate what's going on, right now. Or it may mean maybe we can make this work, maybe it's time to switch gears, but don't go any further until we come to an agreement.

If Jezziebelle is getting the business end of the crop in a hot Tied Down scene, "Stop!!" means that she's getting into the role. But if she says "Pop-Corn", then the 18" mercury thermometer is going RIGHT back into it's case.

"Pop-Corn's done, that actually is huring me, baby" is a CLEAR sign it's time to get the paramedic shears out (keep those things handy!) and get her down from that lifting eye. A little play is not worth getting injured over.

Pop-Corn is, of course, just an example. The D/s side of play (or S/M for that matter) is, when done in a healthy setting, about the understanding between the two players. It takes communication, mutual understanding and a definition of what the real, hard and fast, immalleable boundaries are.

Remember: Safe, Sane, Consensual

Topic What things make good sex "great"?
Posted 25 Nov 2009 13:35

Oh Gotte, Tina Turner. What is it about that woman that just makes my mind fog? Mmmmmm...

Topic Lets start Decorating the Christmas Tree:)
Posted 25 Nov 2009 13:31

I hope he's got some nice cotton or linen gloves. Even woolen would be nice. Just not those cheap polyesther gloves. Those would be itchy!

Topic World's tallest fashion model gets her first magazine cover.
Posted 25 Nov 2009 13:28

In other words, look down. "She" might be happy to see you too!!! d'oh!

ROFL

Topic Like to be tied up / bound? Or be the re-strainer?
Posted 25 Nov 2009 13:25

Stop doesn't work if "reluctance" is part of the roleplaying. It's got to be something out of the context, but easy to remember and easy to use.

Speed Boat
Flapjack
Checkers

Really, when's the last time you told your lover "Don't Stop cooking flapjacks on your speedboat!! Play checkers harder!!!!"

Topic Christmas Carols
Posted 25 Nov 2009 11:27

I love Cheech and Chong. Hubs heard on the radio that they're going to be in Florida. I thought they didn't do anything together anymore.

I think they both do solo work mostly, but I too had heard that recently they've been doing some work together again.

Topic Happy Thanksgiving
Posted 25 Nov 2009 11:25

Happy Thanksgiving all!! Mine's not gonna be as nice this year. Sister in Law got in fight with Mother in Law two weeks ago, so the whole deal is off. Think I'm gonna visit one of the countries that has Thanksgiving celebration on a different day so I can reschedule, lol.

Topic Dear Abby, from a Lushie's wife? LOL
Posted 25 Nov 2009 11:23

That's why I ONLY use a computer with polarized glass, ROT13 cypher, Point2Point closed loop cryptography, in a basement fall out blast room shelter, with lead lined, tin foil draped walls and curtains.

Or at work.

ROFLMFAO

Topic If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted 25 Nov 2009 11:18

Y'know, that's not the first time I've seen the "Grandma" poster.

And I could, easily, go the REST OF MY LIFE without ever seeing that poster again!!!

Just saying.

Now, back to Kitties: Merlin, a 2 y.o. Grey DSH who lives in my house (long story), woke me up the other night Mrow?ing. After about a dozen, I would have sworn he left Cat Speak behind him and just said "Hello?" Kinda creepy around midnight.

Topic How does if feel if you dont cum for a long time?
Posted 25 Nov 2009 11:06

Good thing I don't believe in Paranormal Activity. I'm an active debunker. And, and active spunker. So, if I'm not getting laid, I'm handling things on my own.

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If you don't take it out and use it
It's going to rust

Topic One Dancer Dancing
Posted 25 Nov 2009 10:57

OK, here goes...

Twelve Drubbers Drubbing;
Eleven Poles a Spinning;
Ten Pimps a Peddling;
Nine Ladies Prancing;
Eight Maids a Man-Milking;
Seven Dancers Splitting;
Six Skanks a Laying;
FIVE GOLD CUNT RIIIIIIIINGS;
Four Fake Phone Numbers;
Three French Maids;
Two Sweater Kittens;
And a Tissue tucked in my Sleeve.


OMG!!! I think this is my best work yet!

Topic This is Random
Posted 25 Nov 2009 10:37

*** Note to self: Must remember to sneak in Houdini kit when visiting HoneyBee ***

ha ha i don't want you to escape; at night i turn from a bee to a spider, you can be in my web anytime, why would you want to escape hee hee

Did you follow my comments in the Restrained/Restrainer thread?? If so, you venomous thing you, you'll know that I shall turn the hunter into the prey!


Like a moth to the flame, tell me more, I don't know of that thread glasses8

I didn't start this thread, but it's been a pretty good one:

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst7065_Like-to-be-tied-up--bound-Or-be-the-restrainer.aspx

Topic World's tallest fashion model gets her first magazine cover.
Posted 25 Nov 2009 10:35

And talks like Barry White?? bs

Topic Jealousy...
Posted 25 Nov 2009 10:33

Ducky!! The Intarwebz are everywherez!!!!!1112

Topic Size
Posted 24 Nov 2009 10:13

So, 180 mm sounds HUGE!?

Topic This is Random
Posted 24 Nov 2009 10:03

*** Note to self: Must remember to sneak in Houdini kit when visiting HoneyBee ***

ha ha i don't want you to escape; at night i turn from a bee to a spider, you can be in my web anytime, why would you want to escape hee hee

Did you follow my comments in the Restrained/Restrainer thread?? If so, you venomous thing you, you'll know that I shall turn the hunter into the prey!