Forum posts made by noahbody

Topic Would you masturbate in front of...?
Posted 07 May 2014 17:29

That's actually one of my biggest fantasies, but sadly enough I can't get my wife to do it :( I actually made a dvd of myself masturbating, from the beginning to end in hopes of one day giving it to her. In fact I just asked the gals if they thought it was a form of cheating, or would it be a turn on for them. I'd love to do mutual masturbation with my wife...maybe someday.

Topic Boyfriend filming himself masturbating...
Posted 07 May 2014 17:24

What would you think if you received a dvd from your boyfriend/husband/significant other of him masturbating for the camera???
Would ityou be aroused or do you think it would be a form of cheating on you?

(I've made such a DVD but I'm worried what my wife would think if I gave it to her. I mean, it's just me and me alone, no porn involved, just me from beginning to end. I would really like to share it...it actually turned me on that much more while I was making it. And yes, we do have an active sex life also, it was just something I did on a whim)

Topic strap on
Posted 13 Apr 2013 19:05

The closest I ever got was a small vibrator, and the woman using it on my was afraid to go any further. I was tied to the bed, blindfolded and was actally enjoying the sensations around my balls and butt hole. I never complained once and was secretly wishing that she'd insert at least a little bit, for experimentation, but alas, she quit ahead of time :-( Oh well, maybe some other time, but unless I do it to myself, I sincerely doubt it.

Topic BJ vs Penetration
Posted 28 Jan 2013 17:00

That's a tricky question...I mean, I've had sensational blowjobs and I've had really bad blowjobs. I've only been with one female who swallowed my load which was a great big turn-on and made me want to fuck her that much more. So all the women who've give me crappy blowjobs, I'd prefer the penetration or even a handjob would be better than a poorly performed blowjob. The main thing is...get me off...don't leave me hanging forever trying to coax the cum out of me. Make me want to cum. But then again my basic theory is...you cum for me and I'll cum for you :)

Topic Where do you cum after masturbation?
Posted 28 Jan 2013 16:53

Ever since I was about 16, I have more often than not used a picture to cum on. As a 'kid' it was any female dressed in some sort of lingerie (bra and/or panties) fresh out of the Sunday paper. And even now that I'm older (and married) I still jerk off to a good picture every now and then. I like to fantasize that the woman in the picture actually wants me to cum on her. Or sometimes the girl in the picture is so damn hot, I just want to jerk off to her.

Topic pale girls?
Posted 28 Jan 2013 16:47

The main thing is to be natural...that goes for the entire female form. It always amazes me how women seem to compare themselves to their female counterparts. I'm happy with my 5 3/4" cock (it hasn't let me down yet and I'm 56), so I don't look at someone in a prno with a nine incher and wish I was bigger. Why can't women accept what God gave them?

Topic Older Man/Younger woman fantasy
Posted 02 Jul 2012 17:55

Is it wrong for a married man to fantasize about a co-worker half his age? And how would you feel if it was YOU that he was fantasizing about?

Topic That thin fabric holding her tits: How are you at un-hooking a bra?
Posted 02 Jul 2012 17:48

Does honesty count??? I suck at it, LOL

Topic Eating a girl???
Posted 02 Jul 2012 17:46

Personally, I enjoy it. I love hearing her breathing change, the low audible moans and finally the way she tenses up as she orgasms. For me it's more of a turn on if I know I'm getting her off in the process. Simply put I do it because I want to, not because I have to.

Topic Long or Short, Curly or Straight, Colour?
Posted 02 Jul 2012 04:16

I think it's all dependent of the shape of a woman's face, eye color etc. I have always had a thing for redheads but yet I have barely even dated one. My wife is a brunette, go figure. Meanwhile there is this young female that I work with who has black hair and it perfectly fits her dark, brooding eyes and yet I've never found myself attracted to dark haired females. It's all in the look...trust me, if it fits you, you will definitely know it. Same rules apply with a bad hairstyle/color.

Topic Do you like a girl that watches porn?
Posted 01 Jul 2012 15:32

I think it's hot to see a woman enjoy porn,and even hotter to watch a female perform live before me watching porn. One of my frequent fantasies is me and my female partner masturbating ourselves until we both get off. Then we could take a shower and start all over again, but this time fucking instead.

Topic Guys and Breasts
Posted 01 Jul 2012 15:23

Okay...I was always considered a little weird because I never paid much attention to those girls with big breasts. Ever since I can remember I've been attracted to small to mid-sized breasts. Even while in high school the guys would always comment about the girls with big boobs. Trust me there are guys out there who think very much like myself, and that is I would take an A cup cutie over some double D breasted cow anytime. And fake tits? Forget about it. If I want basketballs, I'll go to the sporting goods department.

Topic Make Up and tans?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:48

Ideally for me a woman should be natural...I dislike fake anything. When you wake up in the morning is she going to look hideous with no make up? And who really cares if she's tan or not? Beauty should come from within...not a bottle.

Topic Which do men prefer? panties or au natural?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:45

PANTIES...bikini cut (personally I hate thongs)...maybe nylon or satin or some other smooth material (I don't like cotton either).

Reasons-I love rubbing against a shapely ass with my hard on first thing in the morning. I like being able to visibly see that wet spot created by her pussy as I tease her. And it's like unwrapping a gift, you don't know what you're going to get until it's unwrapped.

Topic Ideal cup size
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:40

A or B...I love small busted women and find myself staring at them a lot more often than their big titted sisters. And this coming from a man whose wife is a D cup...obviously I didn't marry her for her tits.

Topic What are you wearing right now?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:38

A pair of loose fitting basketball shorts and nothing more. And it feels good just to be hanging loose inside of them too :-)

Topic Pussy Piercings!!
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:35

I guess for the guys who can't find their wives/girlfriends clits it's a good idea, but personally for me, no. I prefer on munching on a soft, wet flexible pussy, not nibbling on rocks. Sorry, but I don't even like the sight of them. You wanted honesty, there you go.

Topic Would you lick her pussy after you came in?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:30

Many a time I've been tempted, but haven't done so for fear that she'd think I was either gay or bi (I am a 100% hetrosexual male).

Topic More than a sexual Escape
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:27

No...I come here because I like reading (and writing) erotica. It gives me another outlet for my fantasies and sometimes creates new ones.

Topic tell us what we missed!
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:24

ADVENTUROUS IN BED!

That was easy. I have to initiate and usually it's either missionary or if it's a quickie we do it doggie style. There are times when I wish that she'd even give me a handjob.

Topic Excuse me gentlemen but I have a question. Do you prefer big tits or a big ass?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:19

I prefer a big ass...providing it's not "truck-sized" big. But a nice bubbled butt goes great with a small to medium set of tits.

Topic How much time do you spend naked in the course of a day?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:18

As much as I possibly can get away with. I prefer no clothes to being dressed. After all, we were born nude, were we not?

Topic why do girls have to shave their pussys for guys!!! ?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:16

I prefer mine unshaven, close cropped is good too. I just don't want her to have more hair on her pussy than I do on my head (and yes, I have a full head of hair). In fact, I get rather bored looking at all the shaved pussy pictures, every one looks the same as the last. At least with shaving it allows one to be a little creative.

Topic Where would i go?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:13

I have to go with Tank on that one...most (if not all) writers would love to include a real, live person in their stories. Hence, my stories of Julie. You may even consider doing a collaboration with one of your favorite writers. I did one with a young female named Amy once, and it was actually quite exciting for the two of us. We took alternated writing different scenes, but we stayed along the same story path.

Topic Skinny,Curvy,BBW
Posted 24 Jan 2012 18:32

Okay...I like small breasts,but I also enjoy a shapely backside too. So, where does that leave me?

A nice smile and sparkling eyes are also a huge turn-on.

Topic What's your opinion on 69-ing?(:
Posted 21 Jan 2012 19:49

I only get 34 1/2...I always go down on my female, but rarely does she reciprocate. And yes, I'm clean down there,I shower every single day. In all my years I've only dated one who would actually swallow.

Topic peeing in front of you
Posted 21 Jan 2012 19:44

Strangely enough one of the most erotic dreams I ever had dealt with a young female that I knew at the time...we were taking a shower together and she put my hand to her crotch and just peed in my hand. I woke up and for whatever reason found that so exciting.

Topic What's the weirdest thing that you have eaten?
Posted 01 Nov 2010 18:57

Barbecued Monkey Meat in the Phillipines...yes, it tastes like chicken.

Topic makeup? or no makeup?
Posted 14 Sep 2010 16:39

I prefer mine natural...if you're going to wear makeup, wear very little. I don't want to date a raccoon. Real hair color please. I have never ran into so many females that have dyed their hair until I moved to TN (at least stick to your original hair color if you're going to dye it) I've actually seen some very beautiful females who weren't afraid to show off their gray hair. And last but not least I want real breasts, I'd take a pair of 34 A or B's over a set of 38DDD's any day! But all is forgiven as long as they are REAL.

Topic The "Number"
Posted 12 Sep 2010 06:41

Personally, I don't want nor need to know my wife's number.
Love is about feelings and emotions NOT numbers.
That's for high school boys, who have to try and promote their manhood
Why would you even care?
LOVE conquers all...well, at least most, LOL