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Name:
NotTooNerdy
Date Joined:
02 Jun 2012
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18 Jan 2014 (95 days ago)
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Relationship Status:
Single
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Straight
Location:
California, United States
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Topic: How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?
Posted: 11 Jun 2012 23:07

About 7 5/8" long. About 1 7/8" wide.

Topic: How bad is my situation?
Posted: 08 Jun 2012 22:25

Thanks for the input, folks. I appreciate it.

Topic: Self sucking
Posted: 06 Jun 2012 23:05

I can reach, or at least I used to be able to (I haven't tried in years), but the position is uncomfortable enough to take the fun out of it.

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 06 Jun 2012 22:52

1992 (no joke). I even have a hard time remembering it.

Topic: How bad is my situation?
Posted: 05 Jun 2012 23:32

I'm a white male in my early 40s, single, never married. I'm a bit on the thin side but in good shape (I have a 6-pack). I'm not particularly handsome; not ugly but maybe a little funny looking in the way someone like John Malkovich is funny looking. I'm certainly not cute. I'm pretty quiet and tend to keep to myself -- not outgoing at all. I'm intelligent (have Ph.D.) and successful (a millionaire, but you'd never know it because I live well below my means).

The caveat is that I haven't had sex or even been out on a date or kissed anyone in 20 years. I'm practically a virgin and have had sex only 3 times in my life. I don't mean three relationships; I mean three events, all awkward and, um... brief. I'm surely a lousy lay.

So, lets say you were the type of person who wouldn't mind dating a middle-aged man who was funny looking in the way John Malkovich is (or maybe closer to Nathan Barnatt). How big of a deal is the 20 year dry spell? It's a deal breaker isn't it? Is this the type of thing I should try to conceal?

Topic: Not sure what topic my story belongs in.
Posted: 02 Jun 2012 22:37

I never wrote an erotic story until today. It's a true story and I'm not sure what category to file it under. It's about an experience I had with my doctor (a woman) giving me a prostate massage. I'm thinking maybe Taboo or Fetish? What do you think?

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My Prostate Massage : A True Story

At the time of the event I was a 42 year old single man living in Silicon Valley. I had not had sex or even been out on a date in several years. This is not uncommon in Silicon Valley as there are very few single women compared to single men and introverted nerds like myself are greatly disadvantaged. I am in good physical shape but on the thin side. I am not particularly handsome but not...

Added 03 Jun 2012 | Category Masturbation | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.52 | Views 29,443 | 4 Comments

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Posted: 01 Jan 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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