Laundry and dishes come to mind.

Hmm I am running out of things to say about you lol. Very polite and gentlemanly as always.

A gentleman is a guy who doesn't fart, belch, scratch his butt, scratch his pecker, or pick boogers in front of women.

He also puts on a shirt when he knows the police are coming to serve a warrant on him.

A gentleman is always willing to bail his mistress out of jail with his wife's debit card.

And a gentleman knows how to live high-on-the-hog on his government monthly disability check and even buys his woman a super-sized meal at McDonald's once a week.



Haha that is awesome

She is a one man woman and a real lady: no smoking, tattoos or swearing. But friendly and open and assertive at the same time.

I'm sorry but I have to ask, so in your eyes a lady does NOT have tattoos, she is a non-smoker and does not swear? Wow. I have always considered myself a lady and yes I have tattoos and I occasionally have been known to swear. Smoking is something I don't do and find it disgusting but it does not make one a non lady or a non gentleman for doing so. A lady can be many things and made up of many layers.

As for the rest of your question, I think DD answered it best.

I was just wondering how to post pictures on profiles, chat, ect... I have been here for awhile but never learned how to do that.



Use this link for adding images to your gallery ....... http://www.lushstories.com/membership/details/imagegallery.aspx

and

This link for changing your avatar ..... http://www.lushstories.com/membership/update-details.aspx?s=avatar

I hope that helps :)

Polite, well versed in good Lush etiquette and his profile is always a nice look.

I love it...............but anal beads are even better!!

I agree with the beads and raise you one glass plug :) even better than beads

Dark, intelligent and commanding.

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you possess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be idealistic and passionate, and you make each moment memorable.
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life.
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is strong. So strong that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.


That test is a complete crock in its answer choices. I did not even answer two of the questions and it still came up with that drivel. Reminds me of the good ole Magic 8 ball lol Crap shoot of answers

Why do women get pissed and refuse to tell us why?

People, men and women forget themselves and put their pride in front of their love. Is being right or vindicated worth angering the one you love?


Not all women do that, I will gladly tell anyone man or woman if I am pissed and why.

I didn't expect my question to cause all this.... Forgive me for asking... As I had stated, I wasn't doing anything but trying to understand a problem in my life and it seems that it became a big joke...

Nobody is making a big joke of your topic. There will always be some lightheartedness on a site like this, its just the nature of the beast. You are getting some good feedback in here :)

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