About RedHandJohnny

Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, Greenest state in the land of the free....no no that was Davy Crockett! I'm from the north of England, we say "bath" not "barth", and "bus" not "bas". I say "knickers" not "panties", "arse" not "ass". And fanny means vagina. We do things right in the north. You should treat people as individuals, judge them by their deeds, not the colour of their skin.

Johnny Redhand
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Why all the interest in incest on Lush Stories? It baffles me. I'm very open minded but I can honestly say that's one fantasy that's never crossed my mind. And I've never ever met anyone in my life who has ever expressed an interest in incest. I like the Lush site, but that is one aspect of it that puzzles me. My first story is half written, you'll love it! No clues as to the content except IT WON'T INCLUDE INCEST!
Favorite Books:
The History Of Cheese, Cheese In Pre-Raphaelite Art, Chaos Theory Versus Cheese Theory, A Day In The Life Of A Ripe Stilton, Cheese As A Source Of Renewable Energy, er, anything Cheese-related really.
Favorite Music:
I’ve got wide tastes, here’s a selection: Elmore James, Howlin’ Wolf, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, David Bowie, The Sex Pistols, Television, The Ramones, Talking Heads, The Smiths, REM, Jesus & Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Dr Feelgood, Uncle Tupelo, Wilco, Will Oldham, The White Stripes, The Black Keys, The Shins, Fleet Foxes, Band Of Horses….the list goes on and on……(my new favourite band are Moon Duo, check them out!)
Date Joined:
01 Dec 2010
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12 Jul 2014
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Today in songs (post a song representing your mood)
Posted: 05 Jan 2013 13:57

THE SMITHS:Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want....


Topic: Waking up with dripping wet Pussy
Posted: 02 Jan 2013 01:44

When I was younger I used to wake up with an erection maybe half the time. Now I'm in my 50's and I've got a stiff cock nine mornings out of ten! Why? Maybe some hardonologist out there will know the answer.

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 31 Dec 2012 04:02

Hungry belly? Hungry loins? Both!

Topic: Today in songs (post a song representing your mood)
Posted: 27 Dec 2012 14:16

P.L.A.Y I.T. L.O.U.D.

Topic: Today in songs (post a song representing your mood)
Posted: 24 Dec 2012 01:48

Set the sleaze-dial to eleven......

Topic: Would you lick her pussy after you came in?
Posted: 22 Dec 2012 14:11

Of course. Seems strange to me that you even need to ask the question.

Topic: dirty talk during sex
Posted: 16 Jul 2012 03:46

My boyfriend likes to hear me telling him to fuck me in my tight white pussy with his big black cock. And I like to tell him I need his spunk and I want him to pump me full of his spunk.
Also, I like him to call me a dirty fucking bitch.
I love your use of the word "spunk" Lily, so much raunchier and sexier that the more commonplace "cum". And I've seen your pussy in your profile pix, it's not white it's a delightful shade of fuckable pink! XXX RHJ

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 30 Jun 2012 16:32

A song called Dilly by Band Of Horses, and How Come You Never Go There by Feist and the latest by Ty Segall Band, loud raw garage rock!

Topic: Where do you masturbate??
Posted: 30 Jun 2012 16:24

Anywhere. My trusty right hand goes everywhere with me.

Topic: Which is hotter.. first kiss or first fuck?
Posted: 28 Jun 2012 15:34

First big wet kiss - on my lips. on my nipples, on my bum and on my cunny! and on your stiiffy!
And believe me Jan, it will be VERY stiff!! XXX J

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Posted: 14 Apr 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 07 Dec 2013 13:37
Jan, I'm ready to strap you to my kitchen table and give your arse a damn good spanking! It will glow red hot!! XXXX J
Posted: 06 Dec 2013 16:00

Thanks for the very chat Johnny, you can spank me for being naughty anytime!
Posted: 14 Apr 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 14 Apr 2012 02:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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