...on the other hand, I.D. verification might prove a Gav-sent blessing for those Lushers suffering through an identity crises.

Here are a few that haven't been mentioned:

Citizen Kane
Dr. Strangelove
Easy Rider

Not a 'best' movie but one of the all-time Hollywood, 'tear jerkers.'
Steel Magnolias

Need a drink, encouraging word or maybe a relaxing full-body massage to get you off (so to speak) in a positive way? ;)

Happy Hump Day, to all deviant denizens of this den of depraved and/or dirty delights.

So, how's by y'all?

Morning, Monday moaners. If this is another Blue Monday for you, try a cup of Busty's coffee and everthing else will seem mo' better.

Speaking of better, many thanks for that fine sippin' whisky, your Ladyship. Just like some Lush ladies I could mention, it was a taste treat. ;)

Evening, Lush lads and lassies. (If I've just called the entire female customer base 'bitches' well, just consider the source and accept this humble apology.)
In atonement, I'll make a nightcap or two from some single-malt whisky (Scotch) someone left on Busty's nightstand. Strange but true.

(sips thoughtfully on the Maker's Mark whiskey kept hidden in a bottle labled, 'Old Muleshoe')

Now don't laugh, but I've been thinking about that 'Sexiest Songs' list from, Billboard. IMHO, their formula needs some tinkering. I mean, just off the top of my pointy little head, I can think of three songs from back in my day that should be on any such list:

The Rolling Stoens: Let's Spend the Night Together
The Doors: Light My Fire
Elvis: It's Now or Never

Comments, whether bouquets or brickbats, are welcome.

Submitted for your consideration: The top five song on Billboard's, ' The 50 Sexiest Songs.

5
"Let's Get It On" - Marvin Gaye

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for two wks (9/8/1973)

Marvin Gaye's sweetly soulful voice was an aphrodisiac in and of itself; thus, he rarely resorted to subtleties when it came to his lyrics. "Let's Get It On" remains one of the most blatant sex songs of all time; the soul-music equivalent of a sure thing.
Sexiest lyric: "Don't you know how sweet and wonderful life can be?/ I'm asking you, baby, to get it on with me"

4
"Too Close" - Next

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for five wks (4/25/1998)

The Minneapolis trio could barely contain its excitement on this raunchy track. R.L, Terry and Raphael moan and groan about their female dance partner's "grindin'" and "shakin'" -- and their respective bulges as a result -- atop a Chicago-style step dance production. Hopefully, the men made it off the dancefloor without any vasocongestion (look it up).
Sexiest lyric: "Baby when we're grinding, I get so excited/ Ooh, how I like it, I try but I can't fight it"

3
"I'll Make Love To You" - Boyz II Men

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for 14 wks (8/27/1994)

Although more polite with its sexual innuendos than other early-'90s baby-makin' tracks, the Philly quartet hit all the right spots with this chart-topping ballad. Some lyrics are so subdued, in fact, that the penguins from the 2006 animated film "Happy Feet" used them for a "heartsong." How ... cute?
Sexiest lyric: "Throw your clothes, on the floor/ I'm gonna take my clothes off too/ I made plans to be with you"

2
"Tonight's The Night" - Rod Stewart

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for eight wks (11/13/1976) Hot 100 Peak: 1 for eight wks

Using his pack-a-day croon to maximum effect, Mr. Sexy is anything but coy in this ballad about getting his "virgin child" a nice big drink, helping her off with her dress and sweet talking her into her first time. From the woman moaning in French at song's end -- a cameo by Stewart's then-girlfriend, Bond girl Britt Ekland -- tonight was, apparently, the night.
Sexiest lyric: "You'd be a fool to stop this tide/ Spread your wings and let me come inside"

1
"Physical" - Olivia Newton-John

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for 10 wks (11/21/1981)

While the well-known video features Olivia Newton-John working out at a gym, the song "Physical" touts the benefits of a different kind of workout. The 1982 hit was so suggestive that it was banned by many radio stations across the globe -- as well as the entire country of South Africa. But the not-so-innocent Australian girl-next-door scored the biggest hit of the '80s and proved, once and for all, that sex sells ... mountains of records, that is.
Sexiest lyric: "I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie/ There's nothing left to talk about unless it's horizontally"

--Just so you know, Billboard came up with a methodology for this list...as opposed to the whatever comes to mind' approach I usually employ.

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Ginger and Mary Ann, are the obvious choice. After all, they're experienced "uncharted desert ile" dolls.

;)

Morning, to all ye light-dependent lifeforms. I'm going to try that (insert obscenity of choice) link one more time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saey5ZhXEyU

Okay, it's time to celebrate:

TITTY TUESDAY!

Feel free to post self-portraits or such Lush lady look-a-likes as Pamela Anderson, Playmate Dolly Reed, or maybe Jayne Mansfield.

Coffee's hot and waiting. Remember, no guts...no glory. On the other hand, no coffee...some guts left.

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