Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.
You know, it might have helped if I'd checked your list first. (covered with rue)Noticed that "Lolita" was on the list. If classics are to be included, you might want to consider:Delta of Venus, The Story of O, even, Fanny Hill, Candy by Terry Southern.
Good for you, Matilda!Sad to say that none of my Lush stories come even close to the minimum qualifications. (sigh)BTW, are you looking for novels, anthologies, stand-alone shorts or a combination of ingrediantsts type list?
Mardi Gras has come and, sad to say, gone. There's some left-over King Cake on the bar for those wanting to kill the taste of what Busty calls her New Orleans style, Cafe' au lait. Judge for yourself but approach with caution and a glass full of Beaver Breath Brandy for emergencies.Service might be even slower than usual today. Busty loves MG 'cause it gives her a chance to flash her bountiful bosom. I reminded her that being as how I'm blinder than any known bat, the only way I can 'see' those magnificent mamouth mammaries is with my fingers...which are now covered with blisters due to all my look-sees.
The always aMAZZing, Maz has been among us. I'll drink to that, and speaking of drinking...welcome to Rumplations, Rage. (slides over a double Beaver Breath Brandy). Just think of this place as the cultural sinkhole of Lushland.
While youth should be served, there is some singers who are ageless.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoHDrzw-RPg&feature=youtube_gdata_playerSorry if this link, not unlike most of mine, doesn't work. If that is the case, type, 'Big Mama Thornton Hound Dog' into U-Tube and check her out.
I'm back! The sounds of silence roll around the mildew, dust bunnies, and spilled beer. Yeah, I figgered ya'll would be all excited about my getting back online after futzing around and, of course, screwing up my anti-virus stuff. About all I accomplished was wiping out the user name and password for just about every site requiring them (sigh) That sort of thing could drive a feller to drink...fortunately.
You know, having a customer who actually pays is not exactly doing business as usual around this joint...but it does make for a nice change of pace. ;)
The obvious answer to Lady Sharon's query, "Who wants to join me?" is, Who wouldn't? ;)
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening simultaneously. I like the current time stamp...whatever it is. ;)
Welcome to Lush, BG. While a tag search is probably your best bet, remember that, almost by definition, we fiction writers are liars. ;)
After what she insisted would be a once-in-a-lifetime weekend spent making love with Mark Cahill, her ‘other’ man, the one who wasn’t her fiance’, Gwen had promised both herself and her friends it would never happen again. Her friends were openly skeptical. Her friends were right. Despite Gwen’s best intentions, the long weekend she spent with Mark wasn’t a one-time event, but the beginning...
Added 08 Feb 2014 | Category Oral Sex
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In Mark Cahill’s considered opinion, things could be one hell of a lot worse. He was out of his room at the nearby Manhattan veterans’ hospital, sitting in a coffee shop on Lexington Avenue and staring across the small cluttered table into the soft, brown eyes of a very attractive student nurse. At the moment, she seemed to be saying something about school. He’d nod at times, even mumble to...
Added 27 Jan 2014 | Category Cheating
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Willie and the Brain By Rumple Foreskin Many hours later, as she faced questions from her sorority sisters, Tanya the Tri-Delt Tramp would remember, Willie, the frat boy she’d been screwing cowboy style that morning and his awesome orgasm that blew her off both his spurting cock and the bed. What she couldn’t understand and mentioned to no one was how, during lift off, she heard him...
Added 17 Jul 2012 | Category College Sex
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"Bah, humbug." Cindy Davis was most definitely not overflowing with holiday cheer. In fact, her happy yuletide tank had been empty all week. Now she was filling up with Jack Daniels, but it wasn't improving her mood. Sue Cangelosi turned away from the mini-refrigerator and walked over with two re-filled plastic glasses. "Girl, you are just no fun at Christmas parties. That's no way to bring...
Added 18 Jan 2014 | Category Seduction
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What a fucking fantastic fuck! Making love outdoors was even better than Angie had imagined. Sitting astride her lover, feeling the sun and wind on her flushed, tingling skin was such a turn-on. Everything around them seemed so peaceful and sexy. The sounds of nature were accompanied by the rhythmic slurping of her lover’s thick shaft moving inside her wet, and, oh so happy, pussy. The more...
Added 07 Apr 2013 | Category Humor
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NICE CAN BE VERY NICE by Rumple Foreskin Velma Meeks sat enthroned at one end of the worn couch in her haphazardly furnished living room. In the far corner, a muted TV flickered alone and unobserved. She lit a fresh cigarette with her old one, made a token attempt at crushing the butt, then left the still smoldering stub in the overflowing ashtray. After a deep drag, she leaned back and...
Added 26 Apr 2010 | Category Love Stories
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WAITING FOR MELINDA by Rumple Foreskin The cold rain told a sad story in a soft voice, and I was listening. I'm a good listener; always have been. Especially out here in the woods, in the rain, inside this small cemetery. I sit in the cab of my old truck, listening to the rain tell the story, and wait for Melinda. We don’t have nice winter weather around here. Seems like it’s always...
Added 11 Apr 2010 | Category Supernatural
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MIXED & MATCHED: an interracial incest love story by Rumple Foreskin A gentle kiss woke Sue. Opening her eyes, she looked up into the smiling face of her big brother. She grinned and returned his wake-up kiss then wrapped her arms around him and pulled his naked body down on top of hers. After a night spent making love, it was incredible how good she felt. There were no twinges of guilt,...
Added 21 Mar 2010 | Category Incest
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What the hell’s going on around here? Bronson (the Big-Mouth Bass), having just stuck his head above the bayou's calm surface, now stared, even more dumbfounded than usual, at the new arrivals. Why had those two in that fancy fishing rig slipped past the screen of willow branches and tied up against the trunk? It was mid-day and too damn hot for any respectable fish to be feeding. Even...
Added 15 Feb 2010 | Category Voyeur
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IT'S ABILITY THAT COUNTS by Rumple Foreskin Donna Faircloth was energized, turned-on and kneeling on the kitchen floor, giving her husband a surprise blowjob he'd never forget. She'd just come home with her emotions in overdrive after a daylong workshop on conducting group encounter sessions. Clay had been replacing the cover to the overhead light fixture when she walked in. Though...
Added 07 Feb 2010 | Category Reluctance
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