Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.
Oh, be still my beating hard, I mean, heart. Just one question: This time, will it be someplace other than in the closet with Coma and Tose?
So you decided on a relaxed laid-back (so to speak) birthday bash, right? Sounds like a good time was had by all. Just a shame my invitation never arrived. (sigh)
Let me put it this way, any drink that calls for 151 proof rum as a chaser can't be too shabby. Obviously, it's sold here for medical purposes only...manily for those poor souls battling the affliction of sobriety and/or suffering from an outbreak of celibacy.
I notice you put that in the plural, Sir Knight. But then you're in both uni and the Aussie army so maybe a couple two liter servings of 'Get Nekkid and Screw' would slack your immediate needs.WMM, your efforts are much appreciated. Around here, about the only art is on the walls of the latrine. Of course, there is the bust of Busty's busts in the 'Hands On' room.
Congrats on finishing that novel, Matilda. I have a couple unpublished novels to my dis-credit, that weigh in at around 80K each. Longest short story is a 13,000 'epic' that's almost ready for submission as a three-parter.
Happy, 'TITTY TUESDAY' to one and/or all. Misbehave accordingly. Your much-maligned barkeep is a happy camper now that his we-fi is back up. Would that the rest of his equipment were doing as well. (sigh)Many thanks for the musical interlude, Well Made One. Lady Sharon, what would you and Sir RK like to drink?
If OverMyKneeNow is correct that: The Israeli response has been ridiculously disproportionate and the "what else are we meant to do when they use human shields" argument is disingenuous at bestIf that's so, then how has Hamas kept firing rockets into Israel? The bottom line is simple: Hamas started the fighting. Hamas can end the killing by halting its barrage of rockets on civilians in Israel. The real question is why does Hamas choose to continue the suffering of the people of Gaza?
Morning, Seeker, and welcome back. Busty was beginning to wonder if you'd gotten lost in the great Canadian wilderness.Well, okay, that's not exactly what she said, but you get the idea. Good luck with the story.So what'll you have a shot of, RK: Beaver Breath Brandy, Old Overshoe Whiskey: the despair of Needmore, Ky, or maybe a 5.56 full metal jacketed slug? We aim to please...so to speak.Sharon, you done did Titty Tuesday real good.
Thanks to, Al, all is now revealed, in a manner of speaking. ;)
Your Ladyship is an angel of enlightenment, ever battling against the forces of militant dumbassness. ;)
Kelly woke in her stepbrother’s bed cuddled next to his nude body. The sheet barely covered his morning erection. She thought about teasing him awake, it struck her as the big-sisterly thing to do, but then rolled onto her back, stretched, and immediately dozed off and slipped into yet another rerun of her dreams. Like most of those she’d had recently, they involved sex. Unlike the...
Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo
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After a lot of poking, prodding, and teasing, the stepsiblings managed to disentangle and get off Jason’s bed. Before he could pull Kelly out of the room, however, she noticed the sheets. “Whoa. Halt. Stop. Sorry, but those sheets have got to go.” Jason protested but she remained adamant as only a somewhat fastidious big sister can be and began stripping the bed. Perhaps it was seeing her...
Added 27 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo
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Horny, nervous, and half-naked, Kelly Layton peeked through the open bedroom door. Inside, her kid brother, make that her kid stepbrother, lay stretched out on his unmade bed, reading a paperback. But he’s no kid, thought Kelly. Not anymore. Though still just eighteen, with his athletic build, dark hair, eyes the same steel-gray as his father’s, and a smile that could get him laid in...
Added 25 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo
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The old-style Checker cab inched away from the congested airport loading zone,then pulled out into the cold, rainy January evening and headed for a downtown hotel. Inside, Gwen studied Mark's face. For all she knew, he might have found someone special while back home. Hesitantly, even shyly, she asked, "Did you miss me?” Mark nodded, "You were all I could think about on the flight up....
Added 30 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica
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After what she insisted would be a once-in-a-lifetime weekend spent making love with Mark Cahill, her ‘other’ man, the one who wasn’t her fiance’, Gwen had promised both herself and her friends it would never happen again. Her friends were openly skeptical. Her friends were right. Despite Gwen’s best intentions, the long weekend she spent with Mark wasn’t a one-time event, but the beginning...
Added 08 Feb 2014 | Category Oral Sex
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In Mark Cahill’s considered opinion, things could be one hell of a lot worse. He was out of his room at the nearby Manhattan veterans’ hospital, sitting in a coffee shop on Lexington Avenue and staring across the small cluttered table into the soft, brown eyes of a very attractive student nurse. At the moment, she seemed to be saying something about school. He’d nod at times, even mumble to...
Added 27 Jan 2014 | Category Cheating
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Willie and the Brain By Rumple Foreskin Many hours later, as she faced questions from her sorority sisters, Tanya the Tri-Delt Tramp would remember, Willie, the frat boy she’d been screwing cowboy style that morning and his awesome orgasm that blew her off both his spurting cock and the bed. What she couldn’t understand and mentioned to no one was how, during lift off, she heard him...
Added 17 Jul 2012 | Category College Sex
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"Bah, humbug." Cindy Davis was most definitely not overflowing with holiday cheer. In fact, her happy yuletide tank had been empty all week. Now she was filling up with Jack Daniels, but it wasn't improving her mood. Sue Cangelosi turned away from the mini-refrigerator and walked over with two re-filled plastic glasses. "Girl, you are just no fun at Christmas parties. That's no way to bring...
Added 18 Jan 2014 | Category Seduction
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What a fucking fantastic fuck! Making love outdoors was even better than Angie had imagined. Sitting astride her lover, feeling the sun and wind on her flushed, tingling skin was such a turn-on. Everything around them seemed so peaceful and sexy. The sounds of nature were accompanied by the rhythmic slurping of her lover’s thick shaft moving inside her wet, and, oh so happy, pussy. The more...
Added 07 Apr 2013 | Category Humor
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NICE CAN BE VERY NICE by Rumple Foreskin Velma Meeks sat enthroned at one end of the worn couch in her haphazardly furnished living room. In the far corner, a muted TV flickered alone and unobserved. She lit a fresh cigarette with her old one, made a token attempt at crushing the butt, then left the still smoldering stub in the overflowing ashtray. After a deep drag, she leaned back and...
Added 26 Apr 2010 | Category Love Stories
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