If you saw me on the street, you'd think I was normal. If you saw into my mind, you'd think I was an insane genius.

Date Joined:
11 Aug 2011
Last Visit:
17 Apr 2014
Relationship Status:
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Leeds, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Reading, exercising, cooking, mowing lawns, walking in the woods and hanging out with my family.
Favorite Books:
Jane Eyre, Tess of the D’Urbervilles, Great Expectations, Jude the Obscure, Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde, Lord of the Flies, Far From The Madding Crowd, False Impressions, Not A Penny More Not A Penny Less, Mary Barton, Jacquot and the Angel, The Railway Children and The Secret Garden. Oh, and Winnie The Pooh.
Favorite Authors:
Charlotte Bronte, Enid Blyton, Roald Dahl, Charles Dickens, James Patterson, Thomas Hardy, Lee Child, Rudyard Kipling, Erica James and William Shakespeare.
Favorite Movies:
Singin' in the Rain, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Tess of the d'Urbervilles (2008),Slumdog Millionaire, Tangled, The Dark Knight, Fight Club, The Untouchables, The Wizard of Oz and The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.
Favorite Music:
- The Killers (& Brandon Flowers as a solo artist)
- Biffy Clyro
- 30 Seconds to Mars
- OneRepublic
- The Script
- Coldplay
- All-American Rejects
- Muse
- Vampire Weekend …
...y’know; “man-bands”. I like whatever’s in the Top 40 usually and I love John Newman, Ed Sheeran, Calvin Harris, Lana Del Rey, Frank Turner and Jason Mraz too.
And my guilty pleasures?
- Avril Lavigne
- Lily Allen
- Christina Perri
- Taylor Swift (come on, who doesn't?!)
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Topic: Miniature mid-life crisis help!!
Posted: 15 Apr 2014 05:21

Take a step back. Look at what you've got and how it will get you to where you want to be. Check the money situation; do you have enough to rent and if not, how long is it going to take? Just take things one step at a time; there's no need for a radical overhaul. All in all, don't take huge risks and don't be afraid to ask for help. You learn from mistakes so don't be afraid to make them - everyone normal screws up at least a couple of times.

Topic: What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted: 15 Apr 2014 05:17

That I will hurt someone.

Topic: Frustrated over Editors.
Posted: 15 Apr 2014 05:16

Oh thank heavens for that, I thought this was about someone else complaining about our verification process being too strict (not that it is).

Me too! I was all ready for a polite rant!

Topic: Favorite pie
Posted: 09 Apr 2014 07:35

Apple or Key Lime - can't pick!

Topic: You're on Death Row and can choose....
Posted: 09 Apr 2014 04:41

1. A final meal - a sunday roast (haven't had one since I was a kid)
2. A final drink - bacardi and coke
3. A final film - Fight Club (makes death seem appealing)
4. A final song - 'Life is Wonderful' by Jason Mraz (oh, the irony!)
5. A final fantasy shot on the swings - Matthew McConaughey

Topic: Song Matching Game
Posted: 09 Apr 2014 04:38

Ten *Years* Gone - Led Zeppelin

A Thousand *Years* - Christina Perri

Topic: Bed vs Sofa
Posted: 09 Apr 2014 04:27

Bed. Just so much easier not to fall off.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 08 Apr 2014 07:46

Serial Killer - Lana Del Rey

Topic: Which published author can you not get enough of at the moment?
Posted: 08 Apr 2014 07:42

John Green. I think his books are meant to be for teens, but my little sister keeps lending them to me and I'm hooked! He's witty and gets to grips with important themes. I just enjoy him a lot.

Topic: Do you have a goal as a lush author?
Posted: 08 Apr 2014 07:41

My goal is to inspire people and keep improving the quality of my writing. I also wouldn't say no to the odd EP... but y'know, we can all dream. :)

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Dance for Me - Chapter Seven

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Dance for Me – Chapter Five

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Running Scared

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Dance for Me - Chapter Four

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Dance for Me – Chapter Three

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Posted: 15 Apr 2014 03:35
Thank you for your very kind comment. Jayne and I truly value your thoughts
Posted: 12 Apr 2014 07:10
Ever felt this way?

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Posted: 11 Apr 2014 03:22
Thanks for adding me Sorry this aborted launch happened. I will have it up this weekend in A! condition.... I hope
Posted: 10 Apr 2014 20:49
Thanks for checking out my story and leaving such an awesome comment Emilia! Means a lot coming from such a good writer. Glad you like it.

Posted: 10 Apr 2014 10:05
Emilia "dance for me" was a fabulous series and I enjoyed every bit of it! Thank you so much and very well done!

Posted: 09 Apr 2014 08:05

Thank you for taking the time to read "Frankie and Gianni" and for your lovely comment. J x
Posted: 09 Apr 2014 04:29
Today I give you a relative unknown: Hugo Becker xx

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Posted: 05 Apr 2014 00:35
Try to catch a study break every now and then

Posted: 03 Apr 2014 08:02
Thanks for the request! ~Tamar
Posted: 03 Apr 2014 07:14

It was a damn PLEASURE to read……every single sentence!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 02 Apr 2014 19:41
Ahh! I just spotted the release of the final chapter of Dance With Me!
And thank you for reading my poem, "An Unholy Communion". I'm glad you appreciated the feel and slight symbolism in it.
Here's a Kraft advert for ya xx

Posted: 02 Apr 2014 17:10
I think you would like it! It's written in the voice of an alienated, sorta rebelious teen. Since you don't sleep, you might as well read.

Posted: 01 Apr 2014 19:39
Yeah, those three need to come audition for the role of Brandon.xx

Posted: 01 Apr 2014 17:27
Now I get to thank YOU! Thanks for the lovely comment on "Homecoming"! My queue is chock full of Dance for Me. You're gonna keep me busy. Tell me something... don't you sleep?

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