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OK I've been here for awhile NOW & have meet some AMAZING ppl on here if I'm not reading stories then I'm playing on the forums because they are so much FUN.

And for the AMAZING ppl I've meet here big tight cuddly HUGS, Yal hold a special spot as GREAT friends to me and HOPE we stay in touch as long as possible. They know who they are

I'm trying to get better at writing. If you read one of my stories please vote & comment on them so I can get a better feel of what ppl like to read. Thanks to the ones who have already

As for me I'm in my 30s, 6'2", chubby white guy Most ppl would call me a Bear with blue w/green dots eyes. VERY shy so if you want to talk, most of the time you'll have to strike up the conversation. I'm starting to feel more comfortable with myself on here and will open up faster if I get to know you more. I have a weird sense of humor so if say something that offends you just let me know, I will explain what I meant.

If you want to know MORE just ask me. I'm more then happy to talk to new ppl on here but if I ignore you then I'm probably in the middle of something or am away for a bit. If that happens just PM me and I will get back to you

Thank for stopping by & reading my profile, Spanky

Name:

Spanky

Date Joined:

21 Dec 2010

Last Visit:

23 May 2013

Sex:

Male

Sign:

Aries

Relationship Status:

Single

Location:

In the Desert, California, United States

Interests:

I LOVE to read stories to get more ideas for my own. There is so many GREAT writers here on LUSH. Playing video games, listening to music A LOT of music, watching movies and chatting with my friends on here or in person

I am what you would call a nerd LOVE comics, playing Magic the Gathering, fixing my computer to make it run better, etc..... If I keep putting up stuff I'll run out of room LOL

Favorite Books:

Cirque Du Freak, Heavy Metal Adult Illustrated Magazine love it some GREAT artist & stories in them & COMIC Books lots & lots of them. I have a HUGE collection.

Favorite Authors:

Stephen King, Clive Barker, J.R.R. Tolkien, Darren Shaw, & Anything Suspenseful, Thrilling & Bloody

Favorite Movies:

Horror, Action, Comedy, Anime & Lots of PORN, PORN & MORE PORN

Favorite Music:

Metal, Alternative, Some Old Punk (not the shit there calling Punk Now & Days) & A Little Rap Deftones, Korn, In Flames, Incubus, 311, Eyes Set to Kill, KottonMouth Kings, Team Sleep, TOOL. Not guna list them all you all get the point. I listen to a lot of music all day long it helps me stay sane in this insane world

Website:

http://ezmony-laughoutloud.blogspot
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Topic: Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 17:05

Na he's a cool dude but not into that thing Lfunny

Topic: Why is the person above you locked in your bedroom?
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 17:03

Cuz I'm waiting for the UPS guy to bring my new paddle L16

Topic: Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 16:59

Already mid cannonball Lfunny

Topic: Would you go private with the person above you
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 16:58

Na sorry bro

Topic: What Are You Wearing?
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 16:57

Shorts, undershirt & socks

Topic: Whats in your mug?
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 16:56

Water

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 16:55

Ginger is so big in Cosplay that she started the booster club of "smurfs gone wild" in her town

Topic: If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 16:53

Well... Well... Well.... I knew it wouldn't have been long before you were back in my bed L16 NOW should we have a little fun before breakfast?

Topic: if you had the person above you bent over, what would you do to them?
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 16:50

Get my biggest paddle & spank her ass til it nice & red L16

Topic: Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 16:48

Bro hug & a few Pint Drunk

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My Mexican Guardian Angel

I got a text from my friend telling me about a huge party in the desert this coming weekend. I thought about it and decided to go. It had been a long time since I'd been out of the house to have a good time. But I remembered that I didn't have any party favors. I packed my car and headed for the border to get some. I hit the border, and the line was so long that I contemplated on heading...

Sweet relief

Here I am again stuck in traffic, like usual. Yelling to myself because the traffic isn't moving. But the good thing is that it's Friday and a three day weekend. All I want to do is get home, grab a beer, take a nice long shower and relax. Finally the traffic starts to move and I see why we had to wait so long. Some dumb-ass chick was in her phone while driving and slammed into the back of...

Extra Servies II

Finally, it’s Friday and I only have two big yards to do today. I know I'll be done before 2 o'clock and I'll get to go home to get my weekend started early. I was excited as I dressed and grabbed my paper work for the day. Getting to the first yard, I zipped through it like nothing. The second yard took a bit longer, because they wanted a little more detail then usual. Apparently they...

Extra Servies

I work as a lawn care specialist or as most people know us as Gardeners. But I take pride in my work and do it the best to my ability. So I am at the main office, changing into my work uniform and picking up my route. I have three stops, two big yards and a small back yard that has gotten out of hand. So I figure I'll leave the small one to the end seeing I'll have lunch before. Today is a...

Naughty IM'in

This story takes place one night when a naughty friend and I start to chat through IM. With her permission I have posted here for all to enjoy. Becca: Hi, how are you, How was your day? Just catching up since it's been a couple of days since we chatted. Spanky: Just fine how are you, I've missed you Our usual start to our conversations. A little chit chat and then, the...

Bond Fire pt. 2

I woke up to a text from Amber “Morning baby how'd u sleep?” I got up and headed to the bathroom to relieve myself not texting her back. I was standing there doing my business and remembering the awesome night I just woke up from. I got done and headed to my room to get my crap ready for the hard day before me. Grabbing my phone there was another text. I flipped open my phone and saw...

Bond Fire pt. 1

First off got to give a shout out to one of my friends Scribe. If it wasn't for him commenting on one of the pictures and we started chatting about the good ole day then this story would have NEVER been told. This is a true story or what I can remember of it. Hope Y’all like it. I live on a big piece of land about 48 arches and there is a nice sized private lake. I am a huge pothead...

The Coin pt. 2

Please Read pt. 1 or you may be confused in the story. Thanks SSA.... One other thing you will read about is a car that is Murdered out, what that means is everything is blacked out. I took a shower and put on some extremely baggy shorts and a shirt you could use as a tent, luckily we had the same shoe size so they fit perfectly. Couldn't wear any boxers Because they were too...

The Coin pt.1

This story came to me after watching a episode of Supernatural, plus I LOVE the Wishmaster movies. So I thought 'WHAT THE HELL' let me give it a shot but I wanted to take go the NAUGHTY way with it. I woke up early on my day off climbing into the shower. I could feel like this was a great day to be alive (not knowing what is going to go down later in the day). Then making a very...

Young Adult Group

This story is dedicated to my new friend NaughtybyNature after a NICE long NAUGHTY CHAT. I decided to write a story involving us :) Hope you enjoy. About a year an a half after high school I was looking for a job but nothing was available in the little town I lived in. One day my mom and her sister were talking on the phone and the subject came up. My aunt told her that my uncle was...