About Sirene_Jaune

I am a person who is into erotica. I feel that as a human being I have the right to explore my sexuality come what may. Hence why I'm on this wonderful site. Nothing should let one's imagination stop creating. What I would love to do is discuss further on writing and talking to other authors. :) Please note I will not add or chat with people who are only interested in cybering with me. I'm a person who rather be having physical sex instead of being a virtual whore who will type what you want to hear, while I'm sitting in my chair going "Hmmm when is this person going to actually have a proper conversation with me." I do however love to chat to other authors or anyone who is just willing to have a friendly chat :)

PS: If there is weird questions that pop up from me. That is my boyfriend, he sometimes words questions incorrectly.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Erotica of course, movies, musicals, acting, history and writing.
Favorite Books:
The Hannibal Lector series by Thomas Harris. Trashy romance novels, because they are absoultley funny but hey the author gets good commissions. Real Life stories and true crime. Also history books. I also want to include reading the junk real life people magazines. The writing is terrible but the stories are fascinating.
Favorite Authors:
Thomas Harris.
Favorite Movies:
European films and Asian horror.
Favorite Music:
Classical, Violin pieces, 80s of course lol (Kim Wilde is my avatar), The Runaways (Sandy West was a talented babe).
Date Joined:
05 May 2011
Last Visit:
12 Feb 2014 (166 days ago)
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Dumb Starbucks: Performance art, or legal dispute waiting to happen?
Posted: 12 Feb 2014 04:52

I don't care what to make of it. Just that I don't like Starbucks in general, can get better coffee from a local café then the stuff at Starbucks.

Good luck to Dumb Starbucks.

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 12 Feb 2014 04:47

Finding out someone who I dislike, is coming to help at work tomorrow. She said she is leaving before 11. That's almost most of my fucking morning. If she really wants to help out why doesn't she go work with her best buddy. The reason I dislike her is she is a two faced cow, who finds it amusing finding peoples flaws and pointing it out. She once said I was "special", after I made a joke. Just because I have a few physical aliments does not mean I am "special".

I have heard from co-workers this woman is only there to do one singular job, however she tries to over take everyone's work. I hate being confrontational.
Wish me luck trying to get through the morning.

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 10 Nov 2013 06:40

I never have met anyone who is in his 30s, a father who is raising his two kids to act like spoilt child. My ex I could understand as he is mentally ill. But you, you are to lazy to find a job and don't use your kids as an excuse not to find work. Don't blame me in Facebook statuses for your money woes.

Topic: Would you ever see a male escort, under any circumstances?
Posted: 25 Sep 2013 03:45

As someone who works as a receptionist for an escort agency I would have to say no. I don't know these people personally I answer phones, answer enquires and make bookings and hand it to my boss so I am basically the middle man.

I have nothing against escorts it is their chosen profession be it male or female.

No offence but I can get any man I want if they are interested enough in me. (Two guys are interested in me as I type.)

Topic: Ladies, What Do You Think Of Guys Using Girly, Fruity Or Good Smelling Body Products?
Posted: 25 Sep 2013 03:40

I don't mind. Something different I never got commented on for wearing men's body spray.

Topic: Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted: 21 Sep 2013 01:41

Ebeneezer Goode by The Shamen

Topic: Does hair color matter?
Posted: 18 Sep 2013 02:05

The three guys I have had sex with are brunettes. Hmmm.

Topic: Biggest cock you've ever seen?
Posted: 18 Sep 2013 02:01

A horse's cock. Human size 8 or 9 inches.

Topic: If someone dared you to stay off lush for a month, could/would you do it?
Posted: 15 Sep 2013 22:04

Yes I have done it. I missed it but I had other things to think about before I returned.

Topic: the ultimate relationship level..
Posted: 15 Sep 2013 16:00

Dutch ovens huh. No that is not the ultimate level of a relationship. I guess you never really been in a relationship.

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Stories Published By Sirene_Jaune
The Request: Chapter Two

I could not believe what had just transpired. Earlier today I was mourning my non-existent sex life and in a few hours I’m going to be fucking a girl who wanted me to be her first. Honestly I feel chuffed that my sister’s friend, Olga, wanted me to be her first. I am no master of sex, I have been with a few girls and only had one long-term relationship with Maggie. Gosh, the thought of...

Added 26 Jul 2012 | Category First Time | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 2,708 | 1 Comment

The Request

It has been three weeks since I broke up with my on again/off again girlfriend Maggie. Three weeks of abstaining from sex was such a deal breaker. Yesterday I was picking up my phone opening text messaging and tapping out “Babe, sorry please one more chance.” Every time I went to hit send I stopped knowing in my heart she was with her other love Rochelle. Yes she left me for a chick...

Added 25 Jul 2012 | Category First Time | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 3,291 | 1 Comment

Have and Lost

Lips locked with heavy breathing She pulls away with a sigh Head thrown back in ecstasy His fingers are slowly stroking Moving slowly up her thigh Living out his fantasy Warm moist mouth suckles On a harden nipple She grasps his hair There is white in her knuckles He is almost too much to handle Hips buck as she moans on the chair The loveseat is now a bed As they start to make love...

Added 02 Aug 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 1,311 | 7 Comments

Afternoon Study

Why is it that all my friends can relax on a Friday while I’m stuck inside my tutor’s house studying? I know that I didn’t get a good grade for a few of my classes. So now I’m paying the price of my precious time with this forty-nine year old guy. Mitchell had just moved into our street, from the city he moved to our small community looking for accounting work. After leaving his job as...

Added 04 Jun 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.58 | Views 18,114 | 5 Comments

I want you

“I heard you two last night.” I smirked at my uncle’s girlfriend. A surprised expression answered my statement as I sat beside her. She turned to me flicking her long dark hair over her shoulder as she leaned in. Her brown eyes widened as she feigned innocence. “Really, so you heard your Uncle Louis and I fucking?” She whispered in her soft husky voice. The tip of her pink tongue...

Added 03 Jun 2011 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 7,652 | 11 Comments

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Posted: 30 Jan 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Posted: 25 Dec 2013 01:46
Just stopping by to wish you a very Merry Christmas and all the best in the coming New Year...
Posted: 25 May 2013 10:55
Thanks for adding me
Posted: 30 Jan 2013 04:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 30 Jan 2013 04:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 22:36
Just stopped by to say Happy Birthday...hope it's a good one...
Posted: 30 Jan 2012 02:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 01 Nov 2011 14:30
I enjoyed our chat. Hope to talk to you again!

Posted: 06 May 2011 01:28
Hmmm...looks like I'm your first...friend that is...hope you can find some erotic fiction to read, I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find something...
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