I'd bend that little, green dude over and do him from behind, doggie style! Teach that evil, little man a lesson about putting evil curses on people. Oh, and because I like that particular position.

I think I was born a few decades late. I've always had a thing for Audrey Hepburn.
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Here are a few more. These came from a teacher friend a while back who posted it on FB.

1)They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
2)He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
3)The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
4)Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
5)Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

I actually thought number 5 was, in fact, awesome.

Yes, although that was the intent. I was dating a lady who wanted to go to a couples club. We ended up having sex in a room in front of others. Then she "picked" another woman for me, and we were both with her; after that, I "picked" another guy for her and she had her way with him.

Generally, the ladies. I'm sure there are exceptions. I've tried and can't seem to come close to mastering it.
But overall, it's the ladies.

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LOL... Oh, you'll get a Rep... every author does. I didn't really consider it either at first. I think once you have about 4-5 stories posted, people will have a general sense of your style and what to expect, but yes, it's something that evolves the more you post and definitely can change.

Well, since I have just posted my fifth story, I guess I should probably get my sh@t together! LOL YIKES! No pressure. (climbing under my bed to hide.)

Wow, Dancing Doll, thank you. I really appreciate the thoughtful response.

However, I'm a bit stunned that you dropped the "R" word on me. I don't know that I'd really considered the fact that I could actually get a reputation on the Lush based upon the type of stories I wrote.

That actually gave me something else to ponder. As someone still relatively new to posting stories here, is your reputation(as an author) generally built on your first stories or do readers give you time to evolve? This may be too general a question to ask, however it is currently stewing away at my brain.

Now that I've written a few stories here on Lush, I have a few questions to pose which I'm curious. Do readers prefer stories in which the action is explicitly written? I've written a couple of stories with a lot of implied buildup, but I'm not able to determine from the comments I've received, if people truly enjoy this style over another. Although I'm attempting to write a cross section of stories, which I enjoy doing, I'm just wondering what I might be able to do to increase the reception.

Also, I really enjoy using cliffhangers. For me, it allows me as a reader to add my own thoughts as to what happened next. Is this a turn off for readers? I've only received one comment that led me to believe this might be the case, so I'm asking.

Thanks,
Scott

Though the events of this trip generally happened as written, the dialogue is from memory. There may be some things I left out. We’d planned this hiking trip for about six months--ten days in the mountains. Everything had gone fine with one exception. The trip was supposed to be my wife, Lanae, and I plus two couples that were our best friends. Cathy, Lanae’s sister, and her fiancé...

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