About Te11tale
Biography

I like to escape the real world, so I read, and do what just passes for writing. I hope my writing has got better since joining Lush, the different styles in here make for good reading, and that's what I'd like to produce. I'm no fan of incest and drugs, so please don't expect me to chat about them, but I do like the wide variety subjects in Lush compared to other sites. If there was one thing I could add to my life right now, it would have to be an understanding woman. And one with very bad eyesite probably. :-) (EDIT UPDATE) Found the latter, and life is better now with her help and that of my Lushy friends, thanks friends.
Life keeps getting in the way oh Lush, and I really miss spending toooooo much time in here.

Name:
Te11tale
Date Joined:
26 May 2011
Last Visit:
24 May 2013
Sex:
Male 
Age:
53
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation
Straight
Location:
The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., Hampshire, United Kingdom
Interests:
Music, aviation, reading, escaping the real world. Flirting and helping certain Lush members pass the time, in a couple of ways, and them helping me to pass time too of course. Thanks girls, you know who you are!
Favorite Books:
The Belgariad and malorean series. Richard Herman novels. The Pern series. Any disc world book. Robert Adams Horseclans series (Until he lost the plot!).
Favorite Authors:
Macaffery, Herman, Eddings, Dale Brown, Terry Pratchett,
Favorite Movies:
Battle of Britain, Iron man series, X men series. Conflict of wings. Fly boys. Lord of the rings series. Always. We were soldiers. Star trek-The undiscovered country in particular. I know it's TV but NCIS, the original, is superb.
Favorite Music:
Status Quo, Foo fighters, Shania Twain, The Georgia satellites, AC/DC, Queen, lots of others, rock & pop.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2013)
Posted: 24 May 2013 12:56

http://upload.lushstories.com/289132484-attention.jpg

Don't think I'll be trying for this one, but I shall enjoy watching it progress :)


Oh come on Mazza, keep pics of you like this coming and you cant loose;

http://bustyexes.com/rt/content/3f731411_c83d7b.jpg

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 20 Apr 2013 04:57

I dd get you this though, enjoy.

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32600000/Hugh-hugh-jackman-32668836-200-291.gif

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 20 Apr 2013 04:50

Look, I'm sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday, but I did celebrate it.
I knew I should have wished you a happy one before I celebrated it.
I also forgot something else,;
To stop celebrating it!

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Topic: Alphabet Songs (A-Z)
Posted: 20 Apr 2013 04:40

http://www.youtube.com/embed/rxObjZnOSJk

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 20 Apr 2013 04:35

Woman, a mystery to men.

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 20 Apr 2013 04:33

Ss really lives underground in the Sahara and is scared of water.

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 05:19

and to make her jealous,


http://www.youtube.com/embed/6FU0QwHqXO0

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 05:13

How to keep Bluepiglet entertained for hours and hours and hours and............


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Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 04:25

Oh come on, we all know that this is the Lush style of exercise.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/oedba4wqlcs

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 04:08

AD really lives on the moon and eats space fleas.

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Stories Published By Te11tale
The Lady and the tramp 2 (or, the postman always comes twice)

Thursday. Even the word sent a shiver down Suzie's spine that ended up in her nether regions as a warm glow. Sinful, that's what it was. Sinful. If only her husband did not spend Thursday to Friday, sometimes Saturday, away at another Parish. Several weeks ago Suzie had had her first encounter with Jed's manhood, ( See The Lady and the tramp) and now she could hardly imagine life without...

Added 16 Jan 2013 | Category Reluctance | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 5,820 | 9 Comments

The Lady and the tramp

Suzie was generally happy with her life. Married to Jason, a Vicar, Suzie had become a sort of freelance amateur councillor, or agony Aunt, to her husbands flock, or at least the female half, and kept herself busy. Jason had three parishes to cover, that kept him busy. Suzie showed her face in all three places, but did more of the group stuff, flower club, help the heroes coffee mornings...

Added 05 Mar 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 11,884 | 11 Comments

At the car park

Ken was on the phone with his supervisor. It was the one hour check in for lone workers. “Yes Tim, all quiet and peaceful, nothing going on, see you,” Ken informed the caller. Ken hung up, checked the illegal feed to his memory stick, and got back to watching the action. Tina had chatted to the two guys in the bar earlier, and they knew they were on to a good thing. Tina was tall,...

Added 23 Nov 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,516 | 7 Comments

Lisa's independent trading co inc, (4) New seats

 “Just one more test then,” Lisa said to the six foot one inch hunk of a twenty something in front of her, “Come on, lay down here next to me and let me see how much room there is.” Two days ago, Lisa, 41, 5' 6” and a fit healthy shape, came home from work, collapsed onto her settee, and sank much further into it than she should have. It was time for a new one, which meant replacing the...

Added 25 Aug 2011 | Category MILF | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 5,219 | 4 Comments

Love is in the air

John had been doing some paperwork until late, very late, and was driving home in the heavy rain. He was taking it slowly as there was a lot of standing water, and the wipers only gave brief views of the road ahead. He passed a bus shelter and caught sight of a woman who looked very bedraggled and not at all dressed for the weather, he thought he recognised her. Jenny was in distress and...

Added 16 Aug 2011 | Category Love Stories | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 2,768 | 4 Comments

Getting what she wanted

Written to order, published as suggested. It was turning into a bad day. Michelle had spent too long sunbathing nude in the back garden, again. She knew she could be seen from the top of a bus if passengers were standing up facing the right way, and she was sure she had her regulars. She had meant to do things in the house but time had just flown as she'd displayed her tanned curves.  ...

Added 10 Aug 2011 | Category Reluctance | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 24,851 | 2 Comments

Boy to Man

Pam had learned a lot in her years of nursing, she had returned to it when her son reached 15. There was some catching up to do of course, but Pam hit the books and attended the training as required. She discovered she'd missed being a nurse. Her husband had traded her in for a younger model two and a half years ago. Pam was well over all that, she was strong and knew she'd done nothing...

Added 03 Aug 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 7,361 | 5 Comments

Roz's festival weekend.

 Roz was uncertain to begin with. Jules had won two tickets to a music festival, Jackie was already spoken for and so it was a no brainer that Roz was chosen to receive the spare ticket. The only thing was, the headline acts were all cover bands. Some of them are really good, Roz knew that, but what about the rest. Local, unsigned or just pub circuit stuff, and did she want to spend...

Added 02 Aug 2011 | Category MILF | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 7,127 | 3 Comments

A night in for Sarah

It was odd at first, Sarah had a look of mild discomfort and mischievousness about her as she sat in the front passenger seat of Tom's car. This wasn't caused by the love eggs he'd first tormented her with a few weeks earlier, this was Sarah's first butt plug. Tom had insisted she insert it while sitting in the car, right outside the shop they'd bought it in. Buying it was a bit of an...

Added 17 Jul 2011 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,013 | 3 Comments

A night out for Sarah

“Where are you Sarah you dirty rotten lucky slut?” Carrie almost screeched as she burst through Sarah's front door, left ajar for her arrival. She was 15 minutes early but Sarah was ready for her. “In here,” Sarah answered from the kitchen, “wanna' shout a bit louder in case the whole town didn't hear you?” Sarah was sat at the plain pine kitchen table, with her mobile phone and two mugs...

Added 16 Jul 2011 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 4,366 | 2 Comments

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bluepiglet
Posted: 18 Jun 2013 06:54
bluepiglet
Posted: 28 Apr 2013 05:22
bluepiglet
Posted: 26 Apr 2013 08:55
bluepiglet
Posted: 23 Apr 2013 00:34


Happy St Georges Day xxxxxxxxxx

Mazza
Posted: 20 Apr 2013 05:21


Oh your blog made me laugh!!
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: 19 Apr 2013 17:03
bluepiglet
Posted: 18 Apr 2013 03:34
bluepiglet
Posted: 03 Apr 2013 00:54
bluepiglet
Posted: 26 Mar 2013 12:55
CurlyGirly
Posted: 19 Mar 2013 13:39
bluepiglet
Posted: 16 Mar 2013 08:29
bluepiglet
Posted: 14 Mar 2013 07:58

Mazza
Posted: 07 Mar 2013 02:49


Thank you very much for reading my story, Stanley Gets A Heart On...

I’m really glad you enjoyed it. Thanks so very much for reading and taking the time to comment, it really made my day!

Maz
xx
bluepiglet
Posted: 25 Feb 2013 02:03
bluepiglet
Posted: 11 Feb 2013 08:48
CurlyGirly
Posted: 08 Feb 2013 12:55


Have a great weekend.
bluepiglet
Posted: 11 Jan 2013 03:31


I Love You xxxx
CurlyGirly
Posted: 02 Jan 2013 19:23


Hope your New Year is off to a great start. xoxo
bluepiglet
Posted: 27 Dec 2012 08:43

adele
Posted: 24 Dec 2012 10:54
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