Ex air force, fed up with reality but what can ya do? Looking for a few laughs and some fun.On my first Lush incarnation I wrote stories, mainly reluctance based but the odd other (very odd?). Married Bluepiglet in the first ever Lush wedding, officiated by Curlygirly.
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Aged nineteen I was offered money to marry a thirty one year old woman, in order to give her sixteen and thirteen year old kids a home. We were sleeping together at the time. I actually gave it some thought. But married at nineteen, sixteen year old step son? I said no.
What a kind man you are CNS. http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/736x/7e/8a/cd/7e8acdd04c4a54ccd4acd2f4de54f87a.jpg
Hi Ginger, this fool tried selling crap door to door on tied up Tuesday. http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/afhunta/afhunta0802/afhunta080200852/2555006-the-beautiful-girl-bind-hand-and-foot.jpg
Potatoes, greens, mushrooms, pate, ready to roll pastry and a large joint of topside of beef. And two bottles of white wine.
I answered the phone the other day. Instead of hello, I asked the caller "Kiss, fuck or pass?" And without thinking, I just said pass. Damn.
That's odd, SJ and I popped into town last night for a spot of dinner, this was taken just before we all sat down. http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/24/f6/7b/24f67bbda67fc7bce799f9923943cc0e.jpg
Three dogs are at the vet, talking while the owners do paper work etc. An Irish wolfhound, a German shepherd and a corgi.The wolfhound asks the corgi what she is in for?"I'm a chewer," she said, "I can't help it, I just chew whatever is in sight when the mood takes me, so I am being put to sleep!"The other two dogs are astounded, what a punishment just for being a dog."What about you?" the shepherd is asked."I bite" he said, "anyone and everyone, I just can't contain myself, even I have worried about it."And he then said he was also not going home, except in an urn.Again the others were just bowled over with the severity of the punishment. "So", askes the corgi, "what about you?" she asks the wolfhound."Well, one morning, after Master went to work, I went for a wander round the house, and I found the Mistress in the bathroom, bent over drying her legs, totally naked and open. What could I do? I just got up there and humped her!""Oh no, so we are all going to die then!" says the corgi.The wolfhound says, "Oh no, that incident was yesterday, today I am here to get my claws trimmed."
Mooning at a passing cop car.
A book on endangered species, and a crossbow with a full quiver of bolts.
This came out just at the right time, Bluepiglet and I would feel just like this. //www.youtube.com/v/eM213aMKTHg?version=3&hl=en_GB&rel=0
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