What can I say..?.. generally a fun fella. Texas boy born & bred & yeah - I am very well aware that THAT doesn't mean a whole helluva lot to many of you! Hahaha! No worries though, I stay pretty laid back, casual, and just always open for a good time. I joined with every intention of actually writing a few tales, but then I keep getting distracted by all you fun folks in the chatrooms.... YOU EVIL BEINGS, YOU! Someday I'll get around to a formal submission... until then though, by all means - I'd love to share a few stories with you. I'm almost always found being the Resident Idiot in a chatroom, just having some fun and trying my hand at a bit of flirting. It even works sometimes! The day to Day conversations are kinda my gig - I'm a bartender by trade, and really even by nature, so I'm very use to the casual chats. Just never expect me to either BE too serious, or to take ANYTHING too seriously! How can we anyway..?.. THERE'S NAKED PEOPLE RUNNING WILD AROUND HERE!
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Do guys really imagine having sex with all of their female friends, or do they just fantasize about the ones they find attractive? Do we IMAGINE it..?.. Yes. Every single one has appeared naked in our heads and we've imagined sex....but then you mixed it up with FANTASIZE... I wouldn't say that we go that far with all of our female friends.
So... I'm pretty casual about everything and something I find kinda funny is the...uhhh... slight hypocrisies of people on here. For instance, a lot of ladies get SO bent outta shape when others don't either read or pay attention to the info on their profiles. It is annoying though and I totally agree with them!So, it more than cracks me up when I get hit up with a Chat Request while I'm in a ChatRoom and the person gets offended, slighted, pissed, or downright demeaning to me because I'm not into cybering much. I sometimes manage to be funny in the rooms, and then all of sudden I'm supposed to be Super Sexy Captain Cum Maker in a Private Chat..?.. errrr... if I claim to be the "Resident Idiot" in the ChatRooms, why the hell would you think I'm going to be any different in a Chat? ESPECIALLY when the first thing you say to me in that chat is: "You're funny!"I say all of this really just to take a poll: Is it rude to still be generally chatting around in a room when you have a Private Chat going? Apparently, it is. I was just informed of this tonight. Which is funny, because I do this all the time and no one has ever seemed bothered or cared. The best part (and damn me for not having my Chats saved!) is the lady hit me up because she thought I was funny. Then when I maintained my usual jovial self in the Chat & ChatRoom - she became dissatisfied and ABRUPTLY switched gears, called me "rude", and then called me a "little boy"....which is just awesome! I mean, I know the fellas on here never call out the ladies for being "teases", "bitches", "bitter old ladies" when they get turned down for chats. If someone's not into it, they're not into it - right? I know everyone simply respects that!
Advert what?It's not funny, she wasn't the first btw, one time I was declined online for the same reason :(. It IS funny! Don't "advert what?" either... just like any guy that will post on here with their stories of being dissed for dick dimensions, you're not so casually showing off the piece.Still, even more entertaining to me are the guys that always brag about being hung. It's not always a good thing. You're sometimes a sideshow. Nothing but a curiosity. Intimidating. Even damaging like LadyX implied when she said she wished afterwards she had declined.If you're braggin', ya ain't packin'.
Face? No. Not eve really if she asks for it....tits? HELL YES!
Don't shake your head at me!
I didn't really know where to propose this so, I figured I'd drop it down here in the Lounge...Would anyone be up for some random KiK-ing? I know it's a shameless (desperate) solicitation, but I've seen in on a few other sites. I'm usually up for some random fun & flirting and KiK seems to be a pretty harmless way to go about it!So, for all of those potentially down for a bit of a distraction during the day - post your kiKs!
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I personally don't like the "Popularity Contest" mentality that exists on here with a lot of aspects, including the stories. Yes, PLENTY of authors are just that: authors that write for the sake of expression and sharing. There are plenty more on here that are solely "LOOKIT ME!" types that'll spam your InBox with "CHECK OUT MY STORY & BE SURE TO VOTE AND COMMENT! LOL" messages.I'm always surprised to hear about how someone's story was rejected for composition, grammar, or simple structuring... I figure the MOD mods review the submissions enough to deem them worthy of posting and it seems strict already. While I guess I wouldn't want just pure crap getting posted, at the same time... this IS just expression. Fantasy. An outlet for people. Fine, call it "art" - whatever. That being the case though, EXCEPT for illegal/banned content, why shouldn't people be allowed to share their stories in whatever form they're capable of.We're allowed to edit them ourselves, so to some extent, being forced through an editing process kinda kills the simply fun of sharing a tale or two.
MatriarchI could be wrong but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Nicola is not a guy Dammit! I had the right idea, just didn't pay attention to the details.yes, I know she's not. Thanks!...not exactly the point though.
"Damn Jennifer. How the HELL did I get myself into this?" Scott was cornered... well, literally "countered" at the moment in this case. These girl friends had been running around for a while now. He'd met them all before. Jennifer, Kailyn, Julie, and Karen. Jennifer & Kailyn were closer friends than the others, both married. Karen had been divorced for some time, and had two kids - he...
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