Hilarious! I'm still laughing... (and I can't help but wonder what the cat was thinking)

Happy Birthday, Ashleigh. You inspire us all.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To
To who?
It's to whom!

Blue Bunny brand Premium All Natural Vanilla Ice Cream - the most intense vanilla ice cream I've ever had - it also has pieces of crushed vanilla beans in it. I always hated vanilla ice cream until I had this one.

Happy Birthday, Buz!
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A Florida state law states: "If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle."
In Florida, there is also a state law stating: "You may not kiss your wife’s breasts." Sorry, ladies.

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a little 'ass flash'

I don't have any medical evidence, but a theory I heard from one of my older relatives (long ago) was that they suspected hangovers were the result of a dehydrated brain (on account of the alcohol) and I was always encouraged to fight a hangover by downing a couple aspirin and drinking LOTS of water to re-hydrate it. I don't get that drunk very often (not in several years as a matter of fact), but it did seem to work quite well when I did have one.

As a side note, for me at least, Chianti used to give me really nasty hangovers without getting that drunk - 'experts', with some dispute, claim the sulfites, tannins, histamines or tyramines cause headaches from red wines and especially Chianti! 'Well' and other cheap liquors also give me problems.

Best bet is to stick to top shelf liquors and use in moderation to avoid hangovers entirely. Cheers!

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'Wedgies' (the shoes)

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Flashing outdoors in the snow!

This novel is an experimental writing collaboration by TheGulfCoaster and runnergirl. The story has two perfect halves, a male and female side, which fit together as one. Runnergirl will reveal Emmy's feelings and tell the tale through her perspective, whereas TheGulfCoaster writes from Robbie's perspective. The two stories share mutual dialogue and action where the two characters intersect...

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This novel is an experimental writing collaboration by TheGulfCoaster and runnergirl. This story has two perfect halves, a male and female side, which fit together as one. Runnergirl will reveal Emmy's feelings and tell the tale through her perspective, whereas TheGulfCoaster writes from Robbie's perspective. The two stories share mutual dialogue and action where the two characters intersect...

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This novella is an experimental writing collaboration by TheGulfCoaster and Runnergirl. The story has two perfect halves, a male and female side, which fit together as one. Runnergirl will reveal Emmy's feelings and tell the tale through her perspective, whereas TheGulfCoaster writes from Robbie's perspective. The two stories share mutual dialogue and action where the two characters...

Added 01 Dec 2012 | Category Novels | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 645 | 6 Comments

This novella is an experimental writing collaboration by TheGulfCoaster and runnergirl. The story has two perfect halves, a male and female side, which fit together as one. Runnergirl will reveal Emmy's feelings and tell the tale through her perspective, whereas TheGulfCoaster writes from Robbie's perspective. The two stories share mutual dialogue and action where the two characters...

Added 24 Nov 2012 | Category Novels | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,448 | 8 Comments

This novella is an experimental writing collaboration by TheGulfCoaster and runnergirl. The story has two perfect halves, a male and a female side, which fit together as one. Runnergirl will reveal Emmy's feelings and tell the tale through her perspective, whereas TheGulfCoaster writes from Robbie's. The two stories share mutual dialogue and action where the characters intersect and thus...

Added 17 Nov 2012 | Category Novels | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.76 | Views 915 | 12 Comments

My ex-girlfriend Cynthia, or as her friends called her, ‘Cyn’ and her boyfriend JJ were over for a barbecue I invited several of my friends to and were the last people remaining at my home at the end of the night. Cyn had offered to help clean up the kitchen with me and JJ was sitting on the other side of the breakfast counter enjoying a soda while we worked. JJ said, “Cyn, did you tell...

Added 17 Oct 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,322 | 12 Comments

I picked up my cell phone and answered it without looking at the display. A sobbing, female voice said, “Daddy?” Being that I had no children, I responded, “I’m not your Dad. I think you have the wrong number.” “Sorry,” she sobbed. “Pardon me, I’ll try again.” A few moments later, my phone rang again. A considerably calmer voice replied to my ‘Hello?’ with, “Oh, no. Did I misdial again?” ...

Added 26 Sep 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 5,141 | 17 Comments

Reading parts one through three would greatly enhance enjoyment of this part of the story.  Still hot, sweaty and exhausted from the three-way with Jools and Chloe, we all go into the shower to rinse the sex off our bodies. After drying off, the girls put casual outfits back on and I simply put on my sandals, cargo shorts and a fresh tee shirt. It was starting to get a little late in...

Added 22 Sep 2012 | Category Taboo | Votes 71 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 12,311 | 23 Comments

Reading parts one and two would greatly enhance enjoyment of this, most likely the final part of the story. If there is enough demand for additional installments, they most likely will take a while, the second installment was supposed to be the end. I went into my room, my head still spinning from the unexpected, but highly hoped-for events of the day. I had only left Jools at the front...

Added 14 Sep 2012 | Category Taboo | Votes 85 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 14,088 | 17 Comments

I feel obligated to ask people to read part one before proceeding. I woke up with a raging hard on. As the fog of the exhausting events of the last week cleared (packing up my old house, moving to my new home and starting to unpack) I suddenly realized that part of my exhaustion was due to a sleepless night caused by the neighbor’s daughter. She had made it fairly clear that she wanted...

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