While people are cleaning the dirt and crud out of their fingernails and painting their toenails, I would also add that it might be a good call to clean up the sloppy mess of clothes and miscellaneous garbage in the background of the photo and use a lil windex on the mirror and flush the toilet before they start snapping away those self-shots with the camera-phone.

When I see those splayed pussy lips held back with dirty chipped nails and the 'mystery smears' all over the mirror, reflecting back a bedroom that looks like a total dump... I swear I can smell tuna. Blechh...

Considering how many people try to bluff their way through conversations on subjects they obviously know nothing about, like swinging, nude resorts, BDSM, etc. I'd say the percentage is quite high.

I'd like to believe that Lush is a place where people discover a part of themselves that they would not have otherwise tapped into. Exposure will create curiosity and if the lure is strong enough, a new skill or idea can grow into perfection. The imperfect journey there is not fake.

I would be willing to show you examples of what is wrong as well as how and why to correct it. I have sent you a message with suggestions.

Shaving is so time consuming. I wax. Everything.

Crack is addictive. Coffee please! Tall, strong, dark, creamy...you know, the usual!

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Am I fucked in the head...for harboring hatred against her?

Yep!

I like wine. I prefer reds year round and I keep a supply of a local great Shiraz. If I need more than 2 bottles of any variety I usually pass the wine and head straight for a great tequilla. Macracame Gran Platino also stays in stock. Speaking of, I think I'll have a double now.

I'll drink to that. Make it a tall, triple of something straight. No need to chill, shake or stir. Oh hell, just pass me a bottle!

My biggest fear is a failing exit plan with no alternate or other option.

It has never ever occurred to me, that you have feelings for me, you see. This thing that we do so damned well, will surely cast us straight to hell.  Although, I thought that surely you, should have considered that prior to. A precurser to the actual event, and not on departure or decent. A decision needs to be made, is it clear I just want to get laid? Yes, I hold you when its done......

Added 02 Mar 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 566 | 9 Comments

...stays with me all day and nights too. At first glance of a mornings dew - in the moment when breaths are few. My lips smile at the thought of you. ...being with me, alone please too. You are much more than just a screw, Our friendship means something, its true. My juices flow at the thought of you. ...drives me insanely crazy too. Maybe I'm just crazy for you. Just like when I smell too...

Added 12 Jan 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 633 | 9 Comments

Sydney smiled down at Paige, who was stretched out like an all you can eat buffet on the bear skin rug in front of the fireplace of her parents’ cabin. Her pink and white striped cotton boy cut panties hugged the soft curves of her hips. She was topless and seemingly passed out. The two had been stuck for three days past their expected departure due to inclement weather. The cabin was...

Added 12 Dec 2011 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 5,827 | 18 Comments

It all started with a glance from across the room, A gentle smile and pink blush of my cheek. Your smile widens when you smell my perfume. We make our way to the stairway - to speak. A gentle smile and pink blush of my cheek, My heart rate increases as you approach. We make our way to the stairway - to speak, I down a glass of wine meant for a toast. My heart rate increases as you...

Added 19 Jan 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 1,329 | 22 Comments

From the lover with a key... Come then, follow me into the night air. Stars fill your eyes, moon beams dance in your hair, The bounce in your step, you know that you glow, Blush on your cheeks like a fine red bordeaux -- A cute reaction when you catch me stare. Something about your beauty makes you rare, You allow my hands beneath yours, I care. I want to massage you from head to toe,...

Added 24 Jan 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 774 | 9 Comments

Love Elevator goes up -- skipping the steps. Push button wait...smile...finally... ...

Added 27 Jan 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 882 | 7 Comments

Select a floor, press number four; Elevator love going up. Passion and desire build more... Take me higher than I’ve been before. Thoughts swirl as my stomach drops - Suspense over floweth my cup. Third floor, the cart jerks to a stop... Take me higher than I’ve been before. A lady enters, plant in hand. We move closer - cuddling up. “Six please.” The plant’s big...

Added 01 Feb 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 907 | 7 Comments

Out of the jungle , we made it out fine. My heart skips a beat as our two souls meet. Energy transfers - your body to mine. The way we left and arrived, so discreet - Next up, two glasses and bottle of wine. Its so natural, please let it repeat - I trust you completely to be gentle... Finally! We are inside...

Added 09 Feb 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 967 | 7 Comments

Yes! We smile. Privacy. Kick our shoes off. It is finally the time to relax. Now, falling onto the couch together, At last, your arms! Hold me close. Kiss Me. Sigh. There. Stay there. Surround me. The wine can wait. Take it in, breath deeply, exhale...

Added 12 Feb 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,102 | 7 Comments

Talking to you is natural ~ much more than meaningless babble. The tone of your voice soothes me so, smooth like the flow of Edgar Poe. No topic seems to be fragile, talking to you is natural. We do agree to disagree ~ communication is the key. Our bodies move with each other, the peace of it all, I wonder. Talking to you is natural ~ never have I felt so tranquil. There I lay,...

Added 27 Feb 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,027 | 9 Comments